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MMM · 04-07-2006

Craig took his kids to Rosenblatt last night for the game. Craig also called the guys pussys. I don't think I have ever heard Craig get that excited so early in the morning..

KUfan_Donnie · 04-07-2006

He sounded a bit like Lewis Black when he called them pussies...the shaky high voice thing, ya know?

-Members of the Press Club may be up in studio today, and the artist who will draw their faces for the bar room floor will be observing TnT as well
-Prodigy's flight from Dallas was delayed because of "little Casey"...some child got on the wrong plane (turned the wrong direction in the jetway, and because mommy and son were in a hurry, she didn't notice his absence until she was on the plane...flight attendants corrected the problem with relative ease, but the minor delay was enough for some storms to roll in over the airport (delaying the flight for about 40 minutes)--He wasn't too happy with "little Casey" because of this...
-A caller talked with TnT about why he was voting for TO instead of Governor Dave...TnT did their best to mind their manners and let him speak, he spoke about various issues (taxes, financing studies, social issues...he threw out stats and my eyes rolled back into my head) --basically, I'm pretty sure he gave an explanation about why he is going to vote for TO instead of Dave and didn't mention the Husker football glory days, so I'm surprised...
-Comedian Micheal Loftus was in studio (very funny--he imitated several characters, including Carlin and Paulie Shore)...he also told of his trip in Iceland where apparently extramarital sex isn't frowned upon (Remember: comb-a-na-fey-da)...he's also a second cousin of Michael Keaton...he's a writer on the George Lopez show...
-Remember, when you get pulled over, tell the cops you have MS (I missed the full explanation, but apparently a caller explained how this worked for him...anybody got the details?)
-JDol said she wore the "stripper smell"...I have terrible hearing but I think TnT determined it was Dove's Baby Soft..? JDol declared that although her boyfriend/cohabitant (?) enjoyed the scent, she will no longer be purchasing said cosmetic because for some reason, she doesn't want to smell like a stripper...

Chris84 · 04-07-2006

Maybe he was upset the game was cancelled?

MMM · 04-07-2006

They played the phone called where Todd and Tyler tricked Jeremy into thinking he was being called by a girl named Seanna.

MMM · 04-07-2006

Todd and Tyler missed Carlan because of the weather, but Todd was able to go outside and catch about 100 worms to go fishing with..

Dave · 04-07-2006

Is it Black Round Table today, or is it just Black Tony trying to be black? I heard Higgins try to intellectually dissect something.

Dave · 04-07-2006

Ian Gillan from Deep Purple is on the show today!

MMM · 04-07-2006

Someone called in and wanted the guys help on how to get a girl back - he was mean to her and she dumped him. He said he would cut himself to show her that he would always remember how he hurt her. The guys say get a envelope and cut your sack with it. Then they jokingly told him to go to South bridge - the take me back bridge. Finally they told him to just back off and let her go.

MMM · 04-07-2006

French Gymnast Springs a leak

Dave · 04-07-2006

I almost couldn't finish my froot loops listening to that story (almost).

That's pathetic! Two months?!?

mike · 04-07-2006

If you take anything ouy of today's show,let it be this.

"Kids,go to college,buy lots of drugs, so you can learn the metric system." -Todd

Daphne · 04-07-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

I almost couldn't finish my froot loops listening to that story (almost).

That's pathetic! Two months?!?

I thought the same thing

dave eats froot loops

MMM · 04-07-2006

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MMM · 04-07-2006

Kim (Candy) starts a Drunk Driving Hotline with Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, & Shattuck. 24 hour hotline 312-9040
Regular Hours call the regular number at Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, & Shattuck 345-7600

Matthew Higgins · 04-07-2006

MMM: Thanks for the mention. I hope none of the users needs this service, but if they do--we are ready. Candy (Kim) has lots of experience at this sort of thing--and the rest of us have learned the ropes (dui law) over the last month.

teachergirl · 04-07-2006

Darn...where were you guys last fall...I mean...I know this teacher who sorta got in trouble with the man...

guidothekillerpimp · 04-07-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

Someone called in and wanted the guys help on how to get a girl back - he was mean to her and she dumped him. He said he would cut himself to show her that he would always remember how he hurt her. The guys say get a envelope and cut your sack with it. Then they jokingly told him to go to South bridge - the take me back bridge. Finally they told him to just back off and let her go.

He really brought the mood down,I had to change the station for a while and listen to some music.

ob1 · 04-07-2006

Quote:

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Vote for Travis
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Hartdude · 04-07-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

Someone called in and wanted the guys help on how to get a girl back - he was mean to her and she dumped him. He said he would cut himself to show her that he would always remember how he hurt her. The guys say get a envelope and cut your sack with it. Then they jokingly told him to go to South bridge - the take me back bridge. Finally they told him to just back off and let her go.

I'm glad whoever it was told him to cut his sack with an envelope. Christ! 2 Months!?!!!!

IntolerantOmahonkie · 04-10-2006

I didn't see any mention of the comedian on the show, Mike something. He was headlining at the Bone that Friday night. I caught the replay last night/early morning, i wish i heard him on friday because i would have went to his show. Funny guy! His impression of Carlin was hilarious. He got into the "backhand compliments' which are helpful....heres mine.
"You smell good baby, did you douche today?"

KUfan_Donnie · 04-10-2006

^It was buried in my text, IO...sorry, but I did forget to mention his buddy's "backhanded compliment" technique

Thanks for keeping this more accurate, Mike Loftus (spelling?) was really funny

04-07-2006	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	TnT Show 4-7-06 Craig took his kids to Rosenblatt last night for the game. Craig also called the guys pussys. I don't think I have ever heard Craig get that excited so early in the morning..

04-07-2006	#2
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 He sounded a bit like Lewis Black when he called them pussies...the shaky high voice thing, ya know? -Members of the Press Club may be up in studio today, and the artist who will draw their faces for the bar room floor will be observing TnT as well -Prodigy's flight from Dallas was delayed because of "little Casey"...some child got on the wrong plane (turned the wrong direction in the jetway, and because mommy and son were in a hurry, she didn't notice his absence until she was on the plane...flight attendants corrected the problem with relative ease, but the minor delay was enough for some storms to roll in over the airport (delaying the flight for about 40 minutes)--He wasn't too happy with "little Casey" because of this... -A caller talked with TnT about why he was voting for TO instead of Governor Dave...TnT did their best to mind their manners and let him speak, he spoke about various issues (taxes, financing studies, social issues...he threw out stats and my eyes rolled back into my head) --basically, I'm pretty sure he gave an explanation about why he is going to vote for TO instead of Dave and didn't mention the Husker football glory days, so I'm surprised... -Comedian Micheal Loftus was in studio (very funny--he imitated several characters, including Carlin and Paulie Shore)...he also told of his trip in Iceland where apparently extramarital sex isn't frowned upon (Remember: comb-a-na-fey-da)...he's also a second cousin of Michael Keaton...he's a writer on the George Lopez show... -Remember, when you get pulled over, tell the cops you have MS (I missed the full explanation, but apparently a caller explained how this worked for him...anybody got the details?) -JDol said she wore the "stripper smell"...I have terrible hearing but I think TnT determined it was Dove's Baby Soft..? JDol declared that although her boyfriend/cohabitant (?) enjoyed the scent, she will no longer be purchasing said cosmetic because for some reason, she doesn't want to smell like a stripper... __________________ One weekend survived Last edited by Donnie; 04-10-2006 at 02:45 AM.

04-07-2006	#3
Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23 Posts: 454	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 Maybe he was upset the game was cancelled?

04-07-2006	#4
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 They played the phone called where Todd and Tyler tricked Jeremy into thinking he was being called by a girl named Seanna.

04-07-2006	#5
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 Todd and Tyler missed Carlan because of the weather, but Todd was able to go outside and catch about 100 worms to go fishing with..

04-07-2006	#6
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,984	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 Is it Black Round Table today, or is it just Black Tony trying to be black? I heard Higgins try to intellectually dissect something. __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

04-07-2006	#7
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,984	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 Ian Gillan from Deep Purple is on the show today! __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

04-07-2006	#8
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 Someone called in and wanted the guys help on how to get a girl back - he was mean to her and she dumped him. He said he would cut himself to show her that he would always remember how he hurt her. The guys say get a envelope and cut your sack with it. Then they jokingly told him to go to South bridge - the take me back bridge. Finally they told him to just back off and let her go.

04-07-2006	#9
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 French Gymnast Springs a leak

04-07-2006	#10
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,984	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 I almost couldn't finish my froot loops listening to that story (almost). That's pathetic! Two months?!? __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

04-07-2006	#11
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,657	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 If you take anything ouy of today's show,let it be this. "Kids,go to college,buy lots of drugs, so you can learn the metric system." -Todd __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

04-07-2006	#13
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 Vote for Travis http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/a...x.jsp?sid=t541 Yeah.. Travis is ahead.. Keeping voting - lets make sure he wins.. NOTES: The votes are cookie based, so if you turn off cookies, or clear your cookies, you can vote as often as you want for as long as you want. Click here to automatically log a vote for Trav. To vote multiple times, turn your cookies off, or clear your cookies in your browser, and vote again! http://www.forums.mlb.com/n/mb/viewp...&tid=21&vote=2 Last edited by Dave; 04-07-2006 at 09:10 AM.

04-07-2006	#14
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,049	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 Kim (Candy) starts a Drunk Driving Hotline with Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, & Shattuck. 24 hour hotline 312-9040 Regular Hours call the regular number at Cohen, Vacanti, Higgins, & Shattuck 345-7600 Last edited by MMM; 04-07-2006 at 09:17 AM.

04-07-2006	#15
Matthew Higgins Official Round Table Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: West O Posts: 15	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 MMM: Thanks for the mention. I hope none of the users needs this service, but if they do--we are ready. Candy (Kim) has lots of experience at this sort of thing--and the rest of us have learned the ropes (dui law) over the last month.

04-07-2006	#16
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 Darn...where were you guys last fall...I mean...I know this teacher who sorta got in trouble with the man... __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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04-10-2006	#20
IntolerantOmahonkie TnTU Newbus Maximus Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 26 Posts: 20	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 I didn't see any mention of the comedian on the show, Mike something. He was headlining at the Bone that Friday night. I caught the replay last night/early morning, i wish i heard him on friday because i would have went to his show. Funny guy! His impression of Carlin was hilarious. He got into the "backhand compliments' which are helpful....heres mine. "You smell good baby, did you douche today?" __________________ Where can I get me some super weed?

04-10-2006	#21
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480	Re: TnT Show 4-7-06 ^It was buried in my text, IO...sorry, but I did forget to mention his buddy's "backhanded compliment" technique Thanks for keeping this more accurate, Mike Loftus (spelling?) was really funny __________________ One weekend survived