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rdowavz · 04-11-2006

Looks like Fatty May is coming back to the Funny Bone in May. We can only hope they bring him back on the air and "chat".
http://funnyboneomaha.com/main.html

KUfan_Donnie · 04-11-2006

Colleen knows better than that, I would think...

mike · 04-11-2006

I believe they already have said there was no way he will be back on the show.

teachergirl · 04-11-2006

Can someone give me the cliff notes on what happened? This was sometime over the summer, wasn't it?

mike · 04-11-2006

Long story short, he was up on the show, was an ass, then right when he was done on TnT went on another show and talked sh** about the boys.

teachergirl · 04-11-2006

Well, that's just plain not nice. And, not a really wise career move.

Daphne · 04-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

Long story short, he was up on the show, was an ass, then right when he was done on TnT went on another show and talked sh** about the boys.

he looks something like this I'm making myself laugh I think he speeding up

2ox · 04-11-2006

:forward

It's pretty rare for a standup comic to do something on stage that he should regret for the rest of his/her life. Especially with most making fun of airline food and 7-11, there's usually little worry that something they say is going to come back and bite them in the ass.

Ralphie May, however, may go down as one of the dumber, more ill-informed people to ever grace the stage. Ralphie's true crime against humanity occurred when he was on the TV program 'Last Comic Standing'. His 'act', for lack of a better word, consisted primarily of ebonic references to South Central L.A. and his love of our President, George W. Bush. Now, while siding with the Preznit may not win you a spot opening for the likes of Cross, Oswalt or Garafalo, it certainly doesn't prohibit you from being funny. Colin Quinn, Nick DiPaolo, Jim Norton and others have shown that, even if I may think you're a closet-racist dickhead pandering to suburban New Jersey, you can still make people laugh.

Ralphie's problem was his ignorance. Don't go on stage (and then on a national television show) to do political comedy if you really don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about. The zenith of his act was where he said that G.W. can go ahead and 'light 'em up' in Iraq as long as he gets his cheap gas. Who knows whether or not this short-sighted bone-headed statement resonated with potential voters or not. It's conceivable that there may have been several people watching who thought, "Hell yes. I want cheap gas. I also don't care much for foriegners. I'll vote for Preznit Bush so I can pay less at the pump.".

Well guess what Ralphie? You got your wish and your 'light em up' ya-hoo was re-elected. Any guesses as to what I paid for a gallon of gas yesterday?

mike · 04-11-2006

Well said 'ox.

Al · 04-11-2006

ditto...

Thender · 04-11-2006

Amen Brother!!! Tell it on the Mount!!!!

Fricken Walt · 04-11-2006

Ah crap. I hate that ignorant turd. Last time I happened upon him on Starz he was going after the President.

Oh well, he's not the only ignorant, opinionated, blow hard in this world who thinks he's right. Ahem.... either way still an ass.

TNT_Tony · 04-12-2006

He's a fatty fat fat fatty from planet fatass!

Fricken Walt · 04-12-2006

Do you suppose that his doctor has to have a "gunt crew" to see his dick, or do you think he just uses donuts to lure help?

04-11-2006	#1
rdowavz TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In my fort Age: 30 Posts: 51 Throcks: 100	Fatty is back!! Looks like Fatty May is coming back to the Funny Bone in May. We can only hope they bring him back on the air and "chat". http://funnyboneomaha.com/main.html

04-11-2006	#2
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 100	Re: Fatty is back!! Colleen knows better than that, I would think... __________________ One weekend survived

04-11-2006	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,733 Throcks: 281	Re: Fatty is back!! I believe they already have said there was no way he will be back on the show. __________________ "Is it wrong to say I like to fart?"- Travis Justice

04-11-2006	#4
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 100	Re: Fatty is back!! Can someone give me the cliff notes on what happened? This was sometime over the summer, wasn't it? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-11-2006	#5
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,733 Throcks: 281	Re: Fatty is back!! Long story short, he was up on the show, was an ass, then right when he was done on TnT went on another show and talked sh** about the boys. __________________ "Is it wrong to say I like to fart?"- Travis Justice

04-11-2006	#6
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 100	Re: Fatty is back!! Well, that's just plain not nice. And, not a really wise career move. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-11-2006	#8
2ox lazy susan got sick on the merry-go-round Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,319 Throcks: 11	Re: Fatty is back!! :forward It's pretty rare for a standup comic to do something on stage that he should regret for the rest of his/her life. Especially with most making fun of airline food and 7-11, there's usually little worry that something they say is going to come back and bite them in the ass. Ralphie May, however, may go down as one of the dumber, more ill-informed people to ever grace the stage. Ralphie's true crime against humanity occurred when he was on the TV program 'Last Comic Standing'. His 'act', for lack of a better word, consisted primarily of ebonic references to South Central L.A. and his love of our President, George W. Bush. Now, while siding with the Preznit may not win you a spot opening for the likes of Cross, Oswalt or Garafalo, it certainly doesn't prohibit you from being funny. Colin Quinn, Nick DiPaolo, Jim Norton and others have shown that, even if I may think you're a closet-racist dickhead pandering to suburban New Jersey, you can still make people laugh. Ralphie's problem was his ignorance. Don't go on stage (and then on a national television show) to do political comedy if you really don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about. The zenith of his act was where he said that G.W. can go ahead and 'light 'em up' in Iraq as long as he gets his cheap gas. Who knows whether or not this short-sighted bone-headed statement resonated with potential voters or not. It's conceivable that there may have been several people watching who thought, "Hell yes. I want cheap gas. I also don't care much for foriegners. I'll vote for Preznit Bush so I can pay less at the pump.". Well guess what Ralphie? You got your wish and your 'light em up' ya-hoo was re-elected. Any guesses as to what I paid for a gallon of gas yesterday? __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

04-11-2006	#9
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,733 Throcks: 281	Re: Fatty is back!! Well said 'ox. __________________ "Is it wrong to say I like to fart?"- Travis Justice

04-11-2006	#10
Al TnTU's Official "JETTHEAD" Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 46 Posts: 430 Throcks: 100	Re: Fatty is back!! ditto...

04-11-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,238 Throcks: 262	Re: Fatty is back!! Amen Brother!!! Tell it on the Mount!!!! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-11-2006	#12
Fricken Walt So, you wanna see my Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, it fucking ROCKS Posts: 83 Throcks: 100	Re: Fatty is back!! Ah crap. I hate that ignorant turd. Last time I happened upon him on Starz he was going after the President. Oh well, he's not the only ignorant, opinionated, blow hard in this world who thinks he's right. Ahem.... either way still an ass. __________________ Women troubles Amy? Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger! Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child. Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

04-12-2006	#13
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Fatty is back!! He's a fatty fat fat fatty from planet fatass! __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

04-12-2006	#14
Fricken Walt So, you wanna see my Join Date: May 2005 Location: Omaha, it fucking ROCKS Posts: 83 Throcks: 100	Re: Fatty is back!! Do you suppose that his doctor has to have a "gunt crew" to see his dick, or do you think he just uses donuts to lure help? __________________ Women troubles Amy? Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger! Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child. Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

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