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Fricken Walt

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The Shocker is also known as:
"Checking her fever, with two in the beaver."
"Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado."
"Going to town, with one in the brown."
"The Barracuda (Aus)"
"The Muckfish."
"Two at Yale, one at Brown."
"Two in her rut, one in her butt."
"Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca."
"Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker."
"Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve."
"Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver."
"Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her."
"Two in the bird, one in the turd."
"Two in the boat, one in the moat."
"Two in the bow, one in the stern."
"Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle."
"Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney."
"Two in the bush, one in the tush."
"Two in the cake, one in the pudding."
"Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole."
"Two in the cat, one in the shat."
"Two in the cheese, one in the whiz."
"Two in the chink, one in the sphinc."
"Two in the chute, one in the glute."
"Two in the clanker, one in the spanker."
"Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits."
"Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot."
"Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher."
"Two in the coo, one in the poo."
"Two in the coot, one in the boot."
"Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter."
"Two in the cooter, one in the pooter."
"Two in the cootie, one in the booty."
"Two in the crack, one out back."
"Two in the creamer, one in the steamer."
"Two in the crown, one in the brown."
"Two in the cummer, one in the bummer."
"Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's."
"Two in the dream, one in the scream."
"Two in the entertainer, one in the panty stainer."
"Two in the fast lane, one past the shit stain."
"Two in the flaps, one in the craps."
"Two in the flower, one in the mud."
"Two in the fowl, one in the bowel."
"Two in the fucker, one in the cucker."
"Two in the furry, one in the curry."
"Two in the gap, one in the crap."
"Two in the gash, one in the ass."
"Two in the gear, one in the rear."
"Two in the go, one in the no."
"Two in the goo, one in the poo."
"Two in the good time, one up the shit line."
"Two in the grass, one in the ass."
"Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole."
"Two in the gum, one in the bum."
"Two in the gyney, one in the hiney."
"Two in the hair, one in the derriere."
"Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye."
"Two in the ham, one in the God Damn!"
"Two in the hanus, one in the anus."
"Two in the hole, one in the... other hole."
"Two in the honey, one in the bunny."
"Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!"
"Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo."
"Two in the hooty, one in the booty."
"Two in the hottie, one in the pottie."
"Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket."
"Two in the hump, one in the dump."
"Two in the I see what you did there, one in the loo."
"Two in the jam, one in the ram."
"Two in the jelly, one in the smelly."
"Two in the juice, one in the caboose."
"Two in the junk, one in the trunk."
"Two in the kitty, one in the shitty."
"Two in the lube, one in the tube."
"Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye."
"Two in the meat, one in the seat."
"Two in the main floor, one in the out door."
"Two in the monkey, one in the chunky."
"Two in the muff, one in the rough."
"Two in the mung, one in the bung."
"Two in the num num, one in the bum bum."
"Two in the one, one in the two."
"Two in the pee, one you can't see."
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
"Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean."
"Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole."
"Two in the pipe, one in the can."
"Two in the pie, one saying goodbye."
"Two in the pookey, one in the dookie."
"Two in the poon, one in the moon."
"Two in the pumper, one in the dumper."
"Two in the puss, one in the boot."
"Two in the queefer, one in the reefer."
"Two in the randy, one in the dandy."
"Two in the roll, one in the hole."
"Two in the saddle, one in the paddle."
"Two in the sexit, one in the exit."
"Two in the shock, one in the awe."
"Two in the skank, one in the stank."
"Two in the slit, one in the shit."
"Two in the slime, one in the crime."
"Two in the sludge, one in the fudge."
"Two in the slut, one in the butt."
"Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter."
"Two in the snatch, one up the hatch."
"Two in the snail, one in the tail."
"Two in the snapper, one in the crapper."
"Two in the snapper, one in the starfish."
"Two in the split, one where she shits."
"Two in the squirt, one in the dirt."
"Two in the taco, one in the guaco."
"Two in the taint, one in the ain't."
"Two in the tank, one in the bank."
"Two in the tank, one up her crank."
"Two in the tart, one in the fart."
"Two in the thump, one in the rump."
"Two in the tootsie, one in the roll."
"Two in the trap, one in the crap."
"Two in the treat, one in the seat."
"Two in the track, one in the back."
"Two in the twat, one in the brown spot."
"Two in the vagina, one in China."
"Two in the valley, one up the alley."
"Two in the whore, one in the backdoor."
"Two in the winker, one in the sphincter."
"Two in the winner, one in the dinner."
"Two inside a woman's vagina, one inside a woman's rectum" (medical
terminology)
"Two near the clit, one in the shit."
"Two near the tampon, one pops the fart bomb."
"Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate."
"Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary."
"Two where it's foul, one in the bowel."
"Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from."
"Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows."
"Two where they're born, one where there's corn."
"Two where she hits it, one where she shits it."
"Two where she humps, one where she dumps."
"Two where she peeces, one where she feces."
"Two where she queefs, one underneath."
"Two where she spits, one where she shits."
"Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates."
"Two where you fark her, one where it's darker."
"Two where you hump, one in the rump."
"Two where you should, one where you could."
"Two in the womb, one in the tomb."
"Two in the O-range, one in the No-range."

The Shocker is also known as:
"Checking her fever, with two in the beaver."
"Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado."
"Going to town, with one in the brown."
"The Barracuda (Aus)"
"The Muckfish."
"Two at Yale, one at Brown."
"Two in her rut, one in her butt."
"Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca."
"Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker."
"Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve."
"Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver."
"Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her."
"Two in the bird, one in the turd."
"Two in the boat, one in the moat."
"Two in the bow, one in the stern."
"Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle."
"Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney."
"Two in the bush, one in the tush."
"Two in the cake, one in the pudding."
"Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole."
"Two in the cat, one in the shat."
"Two in the cheese, one in the whiz."
"Two in the chink, one in the sphinc."
"Two in the chute, one in the glute."
"Two in the clanker, one in the spanker."
"Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits."
"Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot."
"Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher."
"Two in the coo, one in the poo."
"Two in the coot, one in the boot."
"Two in the cooter, one in the poop shooter."
"Two in the cooter, one in the pooter."
"Two in the cootie, one in the booty."
"Two in the crack, one out back."
"Two in the creamer, one in the steamer."
"Two in the crown, one in the brown."
"Two in the cummer, one in the bummer."
"Two in the curtains, one in the hurtin's."
"Two in the dream, one in the scream."
"Two in the entertainer, one in the panty stainer."
"Two in the fast lane, one past the shit stain."
"Two in the flaps, one in the craps."
"Two in the flower, one in the mud."
"Two in the fowl, one in the bowel."
"Two in the fucker, one in the cucker."
"Two in the furry, one in the curry."
"Two in the gap, one in the crap."
"Two in the gash, one in the ass."
"Two in the gear, one in the rear."
"Two in the go, one in the no."
"Two in the goo, one in the poo."
"Two in the good time, one up the shit line."
"Two in the grass, one in the ass."
"Two in the grassy knoll, one in the assy hole."
"Two in the gum, one in the bum."
"Two in the gyney, one in the hiney."
"Two in the hair, one in the derriere."
"Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye."
"Two in the ham, one in the God Damn!"
"Two in the hanus, one in the anus."
"Two in the hole, one in the... other hole."
"Two in the honey, one in the bunny."
"Two in the hoo-ha, one in the booya!"
"Two in the hoo hoo, one in the poo poo."
"Two in the hooty, one in the booty."
"Two in the hottie, one in the pottie."
"Two in the Hot Pocket, one in the shit socket."
"Two in the hump, one in the dump."
"Two in the I see what you did there, one in the loo."
"Two in the jam, one in the ram."
"Two in the jelly, one in the smelly."
"Two in the juice, one in the caboose."
"Two in the junk, one in the trunk."
"Two in the kitty, one in the shitty."
"Two in the lube, one in the tube."
"Two in the meat pie, one in the brown eye."
"Two in the meat, one in the seat."
"Two in the main floor, one in the out door."
"Two in the monkey, one in the chunky."
"Two in the muff, one in the rough."
"Two in the mung, one in the bung."
"Two in the num num, one in the bum bum."
"Two in the one, one in the two."
"Two in the pee, one you can't see."
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
"Two in the pink, one in the stink, and the thumb twiddles the bean."
"Two in the pink, one in the doo doo hole."
"Two in the pipe, one in the can."
"Two in the pie, one saying goodbye."
"Two in the pookey, one in the dookie."
"Two in the poon, one in the moon."
"Two in the pumper, one in the dumper."
"Two in the puss, one in the boot."
"Two in the queefer, one in the reefer."
"Two in the randy, one in the dandy."
"Two in the roll, one in the hole."
"Two in the saddle, one in the paddle."
"Two in the sexit, one in the exit."
"Two in the shock, one in the awe."
"Two in the skank, one in the stank."
"Two in the slit, one in the shit."
"Two in the slime, one in the crime."
"Two in the sludge, one in the fudge."
"Two in the slut, one in the butt."
"Two in the slutter, one in the poop cutter."
"Two in the snatch, one up the hatch."
"Two in the snail, one in the tail."
"Two in the snapper, one in the crapper."
"Two in the snapper, one in the starfish."
"Two in the split, one where she shits."
"Two in the squirt, one in the dirt."
"Two in the taco, one in the guaco."
"Two in the taint, one in the ain't."
"Two in the tank, one in the bank."
"Two in the tank, one up her crank."
"Two in the tart, one in the fart."
"Two in the thump, one in the rump."
"Two in the tootsie, one in the roll."
"Two in the trap, one in the crap."
"Two in the treat, one in the seat."
"Two in the track, one in the back."
"Two in the twat, one in the brown spot."
"Two in the vagina, one in China."
"Two in the valley, one up the alley."
"Two in the whore, one in the backdoor."
"Two in the winker, one in the sphincter."
"Two in the winner, one in the dinner."
"Two inside a woman's vagina, one inside a woman's rectum" (medical
terminology)
"Two near the clit, one in the shit."
"Two near the tampon, one pops the fart bomb."
"Two scoops of strawberry, one scoop of chocolate."
"Two where it's hairy, one where it's scary."
"Two where it's foul, one in the bowel."
"Two where the cocks cum, one where she talks from."
"Two where the meat goes, one where the heat blows."
"Two where they're born, one where there's corn."
"Two where she hits it, one where she shits it."
"Two where she humps, one where she dumps."
"Two where she peeces, one where she feces."
"Two where she queefs, one underneath."
"Two where she spits, one where she shits."
"Two where she menstruates, one where she defecates."
"Two where you fark her, one where it's darker."
"Two where you hump, one in the rump."
"Two where you should, one where you could."
"Two in the womb, one in the tomb."
"Two in the O-range, one in the No-range."

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

TNT_Tony

So....many....words.....*Brain melts!*

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2ox

mike and I shock all the time, you should try it walt! mike loves being vapor locked!!

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"Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

mike

But a little notice would be nice first!! I would like to take a deep breath beforehand.

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"A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

Thender

^Take what deep?

Damn Walt! I don't see how you can do any thing with your fingers now....After typing out that sucker....Ohhh Heads gonna explode....

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

Fricken Walt

oh hell yeah. Typed them down to nubs... nubs I tell yah.

Actually i did hunt and peck no handed.

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

Thender

Hunt and peck, no handed? No pecker either?

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

Fricken Walt

Oh no. It's on bitch!
Attackin' my manhood online!

I'm hung like a nat I'll have you know.

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

Thender

I didn't know I was attacking your "manhood" on line..... If I did, I'm sorry.... You can put your skirt down now......

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

Fricken Walt

Oh hell know, I have to keep my skirt up for my new work.

Havedirtyoldmenwithcigarbreathbeatoffto30yearoldma rriedguysindrag.com

I'll give you a free pass if you want.

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

Thender

Give me a break! For christ sakes! I can't read that! Your moms tits are in my eyes!

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

Fricken Walt

You must have really little eyes.

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

Chubby

Hung like a nat?

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Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

Fricken Walt

Oh yeah.

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

Thender

Don't tell the other gals here that!!!!!! They'd kick my ass if they knew I was near-sighted.....

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

Fricken Walt

Well the coke bottles ARE a give away.

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

Thender

Are you looking at my crotch again!?....

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

Fricken Walt

No, I had the sigmoid a scope on checking out your colon.
You should go to the doctor about those. I think the freshness date said April of 95.

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

Thender

It's not having much effect.... Maybe if you knew how to use your equipment..... Well then ......

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

Fricken Walt

I think it's the terrain is a bit cavernous for the scope. You must be super man or have an elastic ass, most people scream when the film is rolling.

On a serious note, if you are over forty, please have you colo-rectal scan done as soon as possible.

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

powwow

one in the dream two in the cream

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remember "LOVE THE GAS"

TNT_Tony

????

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Fricken Walt

Just try to relax Tony, it won't hurt as much. You may feel some pressure.

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Women troubles Amy?
Amy: I just don't understand what would compel a person to be such a bitch to a total stranger!
Monty: Maybe she was abused when she was a child.
Amy: Oh God, I hope so.

Thender

Just relax Walt..... This might make you scream..... just a little bit....

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

TNT_Tony

My "????" post was in response to powwow's post.

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