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MMM · 06-12-2006

Some guy called in and tried to say the bible said that gay sex is wrong.

Mike went to Taste of Omaha -
5 Rottweilers, 2 Great Danes, 1 doberman and a 13 year old with a huge pit bull.
Mike told his son "Don't look at the woman (behind them in line), she is a bitch." (and she was)

Matt Higgins was on television on Friday.. click on the video link. He really thinks he client is innocent.

MMM · 06-12-2006

In fact, the Bible accepts sexual practices that we condemn and condemns sexual practices that we accept. Lots of them! Here are a few examples.

DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.
DEUTERONOMY 22:22
If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.
MARK 10:1-12
Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced.
LEVITICUS 18:19
The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman's period. If they disobey, both shall be executed.
MARK 12:18-27
If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.
DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.

Chris84 · 06-12-2006

*raises hand*
May I marry the bride after the stoning? eh? why are you all looking at me like that? DON'T JUDGE ME!

**Thender** · 06-12-2006

Did you get your Dick Brown this morning?

MMM · 06-12-2006

Todd and Tyler told Matt Higgins to watch Primal Fear

MMM · 06-12-2006

Please Make This Work! if he gets 5 million hits on his website then he gets a threesome..

Jack the Cat

**mike** · 06-12-2006

Trav came in and they talked about how nobody gives a crap about soccer and the World Cup.

Trish is replacing Craig for the Entertainment news.

MMM · 06-12-2006

They also had a little talk about voyeurism..

Daphne · 06-12-2006

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Originally Posted by MMM

They also had a little talk about voyeurism..

why..

2ox · 06-12-2006

is Trish replacing Craig for good or just for the day?

Two2mnyxs · 06-12-2006

Just today she fills in sometimes when craig has to take off early

**Thender** · 06-12-2006

And tune in tomorrow for more Dick Brown!

2ox · 06-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Two2mnyxs

Just today she fills in sometimes when craig has to take off early

spank you very much!

GayJeremy · 06-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

Did you get your Dick Brown this morning?

**Thender** · 06-12-2006

06-12-2006	#1
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,317.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	6-12-06 Some guy called in and tried to say the bible said that gay sex is wrong. Mike went to Taste of Omaha - 5 Rottweilers, 2 Great Danes, 1 doberman and a 13 year old with a huge pit bull. Mike told his son "Don't look at the woman (behind them in line), she is a bitch." (and she was) Matt Higgins was on television on Friday.. click on the video link. He really thinks he client is innocent.

06-12-2006	#2
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,317.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 In fact, the Bible accepts sexual practices that we condemn and condemns sexual practices that we accept. Lots of them! Here are a few examples. DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21 If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately. DEUTERONOMY 22:22 If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death. MARK 10:1-12 Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced. LEVITICUS 18:19 The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman's period. If they disobey, both shall be executed. MARK 12:18-27 If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir. DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12 If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.

06-12-2006	#3
Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 24 Posts: 464 Throcks: 445.50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 raises hand May I marry the bride after the stoning? eh? why are you all looking at me like that? DON'T JUDGE ME!

06-12-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,053 Throcks: 9,288.29 Thanks: 14,638 Thanked 16,875 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 Did you get your Dick Brown this morning? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-12-2006	#5
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,317.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 Todd and Tyler told Matt Higgins to watch Primal Fear

06-12-2006	#6
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,317.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 Please Make This Work! if he gets 5 million hits on his website then he gets a threesome.. Jack the Cat Last edited by MMM; 06-12-2006 at 08:51 AM.

06-12-2006	#7
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,224 Throcks: 6,976.88 Thanks: 16,081 Thanked 9,537 Times in 2,210 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 Trav came in and they talked about how nobody gives a crap about soccer and the World Cup. Trish is replacing Craig for the Entertainment news. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ?? Last edited by mike; 06-12-2006 at 09:44 AM.

06-12-2006	#8
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,317.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 They also had a little talk about voyeurism..

06-12-2006	#10
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,298.47 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 is Trish replacing Craig for good or just for the day? __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

06-12-2006	#11
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37 Posts: 986 Throcks: 4,167.56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: 6-12-06 Just today she fills in sometimes when craig has to take off early __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

06-12-2006	#12
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,053 Throcks: 9,288.29 Thanks: 14,638 Thanked 16,875 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 And tune in tomorrow for more Dick Brown! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 06-12-2006 at 01:28 PM.

06-12-2006	#15
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,053 Throcks: 9,288.29 Thanks: 14,638 Thanked 16,875 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: 6-12-06 __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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