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**Thender** · 07-05-2006

Todd and Tyler are back from vacation! They started off with talking about what they did on their time off. They then asked what happened while they were gone. Joe from Bluehouse called and said that Rainbow Rowell retired from the World Herald....

MMM · 07-05-2006

Todd went to Western Nebraska/Wyoming and became one with the earth..

Todd and Tyler took a romantic overnighter in Minneapolis.

**ob1** · 07-05-2006

Welcome back guys! Glad to have ya live and loud!

MMM · 07-05-2006

Doc Ed called in today.

Prodigy moved up in the death pool.

MMM · 07-05-2006

Doc Ed - If you are in space will you have a period??

Dave · 07-05-2006

Is there a top 10,000 song today?

**ob1** · 07-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Is there a top 10,000 song today?

Yep, updated here:

Top 10,000 Songs Of All Time

MMM · 07-05-2006

Ok before I had to come into work I heard the gerbil talk. Doc Ed said there was a man who forgot to declaw the gerbil and it tore its way right next to his liver. He died on the table..

This of course was in reference to the light bulb in the rectum story..

Dave · 07-05-2006

Tylers had a crappy weather vacation, but his dad wasnt in the flooding going on over on the east coast.

Prodigy had Aaron Spelling in The Death Pool, hes currently in first place.

James the Giant Peach/Vacation/Shanker is in the studio hangin out.

Theres a new Big Voice Guy promo for Wolf [Craig] Evans, with news, its pretty good, I havent heard it before.

Rainbow Rowell resigned from The Omaha World Herald on June 23rd (its now a TnTU holiday) to take a job with a Lincoln-based advertising firm.

I think The Doors Peace Frog is the song from the Top 10,000 songs of all time. It was originally a poem Jim Morrison wrote called Abortion Stories

Peace Frog Lyrics
There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles
She came
There's blood on the streets, it's up to my knee
She came
Blood on the streets in the town of Chicago
She came
Blood on the rise, it's following me
Think about the break of day
She came and then she drove away
Sunlight in her hair
She came
Blood in the streets runs a river of sadness
She came
Blood in the streets it's up to my thigh
She came
Yeah the river runs red down the legs of the city
She came
The women are crying rivers of weepin'
She came into town and then she drove away
Sunlight in her hair
Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding
Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind
Blood in the streets in the town of New Haven
Blood stains the roofs and the palm trees of Venice
Blood in my love in the terrible summer
Bloody red sun of Phantastic L.A.
Blood screams the pain as they chop off her fingers
Blood will be born in the birth of a nation
Blood is the rose of mysterious union
There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles
Blood in the streets, it's up to my knee
Blood in the streets in the town of Chicago
Blood on the rise, it's following me

Daphne · 07-05-2006

yep....good song....

MMM · 07-05-2006

MMM · 07-05-2006

A pepper pot

MMM · 07-05-2006

MMM · 07-05-2006

"Rectal Foreign Bodies" -- from Surgery Magazine (1986)

Collated by Drs. David B. Busch and James R. Starling, Madison, Wis.

The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients' age distribution, history, complications and prognosis.

Table I Previously reported recovered foreign bodies:
[ed. note: list has been appended to reflect recently found documentation.]
Object Number Recovered
Glass or ceramic Bottle or jar 32 Bottle with attached rope 1 Glass or cup 12
Light bulb 7
Tube 6
Food Apple 1
Banana 2
Carrot 4
Cucumber 3
Onion 2
Parsnip 1
Plantain (with condom) 1
Potato 1
Salami 1
Turnip 1
Zucchini 2
Wooden Ax handle 1
Stick or broom handle 10
Miscellaneous or unspecified 3
Sexual Device Vibrator 23* Dildo 15
Kitchen device
Dull knife 1
ce pick 1
Knife sharpener 1
Mortar pestle 2
Spatula (plastic) 1
Spoon 1
Tin cup 1
Miscellaneous tools
Candle 1
Curling Iron 1
Flashlight 3
Iron rod 1
Pen 2
Rubber tube 1
Screwdriver 1
Toothbrush 1
Wire spring 1
Inflated device Balloon 1
Balloon attached to cylinder 1
Condom 1Ball Baseball 2
Tennis ball 1 Pool cue ball 1
Miscellaneous containers Baby powder can 1
Candle box 1
Shampoo Bottle 1
Snuff box 1
Miscellaneous
Bottle cap ** 1
Cattle horn 3
Chain (gold) 1
Frozen pig's tail 1
"Kangaroo tumor" # 1
Hair Mousse Cap 1
Plastic rod 1
Stone 2
Toothbrush holder 1
Toothbrush package 1
Whip handle 2*
Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler's saw
Oil can with potato stopper Piece of wood, peanut
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses
Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
402 Stones
Toolbox ##
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine
total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects
* number may be larger (text unclear)**cannot exclude ingestion# unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually inserted into rectum##inside a convict; contained saws and other items usable in escape attempts.

**Thender** · 07-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

That's funny... That is a 37mm Hotchkiss artillery shell from WWI... I have one in my collection.... But I have never thought of using it that way....

2ox · 07-05-2006

hey dude...there's a lightbulb in your ass. And by the way.....don't sneeze!!!

MMM · 07-05-2006

The man whose x-ray is shown on the left inserted a bottle into his rectum. Not only did it get stuck, it broke while he tried to remove it (note the sharp edge). It needed to be removed under direct observation and with anesthesia.

The x-ray shows a tapered light bulb that got stuck in the rectum of a woman.

MMM · 07-05-2006

A soldering iron

Two glass tubes

An eel in the abdomen; note arrows

Eel biting splenic flexure

**Thender** · 07-05-2006

Thanks MMM! I think I'm gonna have nightmares for awhile...

MMM · 07-05-2006

Bobby Pin

Dentures

**Thender** · 07-05-2006

Degenerates....

Chubby · 07-05-2006

MMM please stop!

**Thender** · 07-05-2006

Any body up for cake?

MMM · 07-06-2006

**Thender** · 07-06-2006

Okay......... So what the hell is that?

07-05-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,911 Throcks: 7,943.21 Thanks: 17,390 Thanked 20,393 Times in 5,023 Posts	TnT show 07-05-06 Todd and Tyler are back from vacation! They started off with talking about what they did on their time off. They then asked what happened while they were gone. Joe from Bluehouse called and said that Rainbow Rowell retired from the World Herald.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-05-2006	#2
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Todd went to Western Nebraska/Wyoming and became one with the earth.. Todd and Tyler took a romantic overnighter in Minneapolis.

07-05-2006	#3
ob1 kenobi Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,293 Throcks: 3,137.30 Thanks: 1,421 Thanked 3,648 Times in 707 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Welcome back guys! Glad to have ya live and loud! __________________

07-05-2006	#4
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Doc Ed called in today. Prodigy moved up in the death pool.

07-05-2006	#5
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Doc Ed - If you are in space will you have a period??

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Dave A 39 and a half foot pole! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,871 Throcks: 8,997.67 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,918 Times in 362 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Is there a top 10,000 song today? __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

07-05-2006	#8
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Ok before I had to come into work I heard the gerbil talk. Doc Ed said there was a man who forgot to declaw the gerbil and it tore its way right next to his liver. He died on the table.. This of course was in reference to the light bulb in the rectum story..

07-05-2006	#9
Dave A 39 and a half foot pole! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,871 Throcks: 8,997.67 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,918 Times in 362 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Tylers had a crappy weather vacation, but his dad wasnt in the flooding going on over on the east coast. Prodigy had Aaron Spelling in The Death Pool, hes currently in first place. James the Giant Peach/Vacation/Shanker is in the studio hangin out. Theres a new Big Voice Guy promo for Wolf [Craig] Evans, with news, its pretty good, I havent heard it before. Rainbow Rowell resigned from The Omaha World Herald on June 23rd (its now a TnTU holiday) to take a job with a Lincoln-based advertising firm. I think The Doors Peace Frog is the song from the Top 10,000 songs of all time. It was originally a poem Jim Morrison wrote called Abortion Stories Peace Frog Lyrics There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles She came There's blood on the streets, it's up to my knee She came Blood on the streets in the town of Chicago She came Blood on the rise, it's following me Think about the break of day She came and then she drove away Sunlight in her hair She came Blood in the streets runs a river of sadness She came Blood in the streets it's up to my thigh She came Yeah the river runs red down the legs of the city She came The women are crying rivers of weepin' She came into town and then she drove away Sunlight in her hair Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind Blood in the streets in the town of New Haven Blood stains the roofs and the palm trees of Venice Blood in my love in the terrible summer Bloody red sun of Phantastic L.A. Blood screams the pain as they chop off her fingers Blood will be born in the birth of a nation Blood is the rose of mysterious union There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles Blood in the streets, it's up to my knee Blood in the streets in the town of Chicago Blood on the rise, it's following me __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

07-05-2006	#10
Daphne touch me i'm going to scream~ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,195 Throcks: 245.92 Thanks: 17 Thanked 529 Times in 103 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 yep....good song....

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 A pepper pot

07-05-2006	#14
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 "Rectal Foreign Bodies" -- from Surgery Magazine (1986) Collated by Drs. David B. Busch and James R. Starling, Madison, Wis. The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients' age distribution, history, complications and prognosis. Table I Previously reported recovered foreign bodies: [ed. note: list has been appended to reflect recently found documentation.] Object Number Recovered Glass or ceramic Bottle or jar 32 Bottle with attached rope 1 Glass or cup 12 Light bulb 7 Tube 6 Food Apple 1 Banana 2 Carrot 4 Cucumber 3 Onion 2 Parsnip 1 Plantain (with condom) 1 Potato 1 Salami 1 Turnip 1 Zucchini 2 Wooden Ax handle 1 Stick or broom handle 10 Miscellaneous or unspecified 3 Sexual Device Vibrator 23* Dildo 15 Kitchen device Dull knife 1 ce pick 1 Knife sharpener 1 Mortar pestle 2 Spatula (plastic) 1 Spoon 1 Tin cup 1 Miscellaneous tools Candle 1 Curling Iron 1 Flashlight 3 Iron rod 1 Pen 2 Rubber tube 1 Screwdriver 1 Toothbrush 1 Wire spring 1 Inflated device Balloon 1 Balloon attached to cylinder 1 Condom 1Ball Baseball 2 Tennis ball 1 Pool cue ball 1 Miscellaneous containers Baby powder can 1 Candle box 1 Shampoo Bottle 1 Snuff box 1 Miscellaneous Bottle cap ** 1 Cattle horn 3 Chain (gold) 1 Frozen pig's tail 1 "Kangaroo tumor" # 1 Hair Mousse Cap 1 Plastic rod 1 Stone 2 Toothbrush holder 1 Toothbrush package 1 Whip handle 2* Collections (one case of each) 2 Glass tubes 72 1/2 Jeweler's saw Oil can with potato stopper Piece of wood, peanut Umbrella handle and enema tubing 2 Glasses Phosphorus match ends (homicide) 402 Stones Toolbox ## 2 Bars soap Beer glass and preserving pot Lemon and cold cream jar 2 Apples Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects * number may be larger (text unclear)*cannot exclude ingestion# unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually inserted into rectum##inside a convict; contained saws and other items usable in escape attempts. Last edited by MMM; 07-06-2006 at 06:21 AM.*

07-05-2006	#16
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,395.33 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 hey dude...there's a lightbulb in your ass. And by the way.....don't sneeze!!! __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

07-05-2006	#17
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 The man whose x-ray is shown on the left inserted a bottle into his rectum. Not only did it get stuck, it broke while he tried to remove it (note the sharp edge). It needed to be removed under direct observation and with anesthesia. The x-ray shows a tapered light bulb that got stuck in the rectum of a woman.

07-05-2006	#18
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 A soldering iron Two glass tubes An eel in the abdomen; note arrows Eel biting splenic flexure

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07-05-2006	#19
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,911 Throcks: 7,943.21 Thanks: 17,390 Thanked 20,393 Times in 5,023 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Thanks MMM! I think I'm gonna have nightmares for awhile... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Bobby Pin Dentures

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,911 Throcks: 7,943.21 Thanks: 17,390 Thanked 20,393 Times in 5,023 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 Degenerates.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 472.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-05-06 MMM please stop! __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

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07-06-2006	#25
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