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**Thender** · 07-26-2006

Austin Anderson is in the studio this morning.

Craig showed up without his headphones.

Joe called and told the guys that one of Z92's vans was broken into.

They had a little discussion about Herold Reynolds being fired.

Chris Saub will play later on.

Tyler saw the movie "Red Dawn" in a theatre the first time he was high. He explained the first part of the movie to Austin. Austin said he never saw the movie but would rent it tonight...

Dave · 07-26-2006

Tyler's talked about "Red Dawn" a few times, and how freaked out he was because he saw it high.

Billy McQwewen (I need to find out how to spell his name) called in from Amish country.

They were talking about a story about a woman that charged people to suck her toes(?) "OK, I'll let you suck my toes for 4 bucks" (tyler as the woman), then they wondered if that stuck to the tape. Saving dogs? I'm lost on this bit. Maybe this has to do with the Harry Renyolds firing.

Trav talked like there was a known "knuckle rubber" at Action 3 that everybody is creeped out about.

Todd and Tyler announced that they have an agent from Seattle, but they're staying at Journal, they love JBG

Trav announced that the ability to get Big Sports 590 streaming isn't in the budget until next year.

They talked about some guy on nebraskaradio.com that said "I don't like Todd and Tyler, but congratulations on the marconi nomination! Bring the Marconi back to the Husker state, where it belongs!". Tyler said "We're not bringing it back to you or nebraska you bozo, we're bringing it back for us". They then lamented the fact that if radio geeks start giving them props, then they must be doing something wrong.

Travis said that the UNO chancellor actually requested that if anybody knew Travis, to ask him to tone down his criticism of her. She's the kook that wants to ditch a lot of athletic stuff at UNO (including football) to keep the college from closing down. Trav using the Darth Vader theme music on his show whenever he starts talking about her.

Dave · 07-26-2006

Larry the Cable Guy was on, and had a few things to talk about.

His "husker baby" will be here soon, and he's been trying to coax it out with a twinkie on a string. The little sucker is hard to grab, and always gets the twinkie before Larry can get his hands on him.

Larry said that he had sold out a place called The Frontier Days, the guys sarcastically said "Really? No kidding? You sold out a place called Frontier days?", and Larry said "Yeah, they used to call it Front Teeth Days".

Larry has a new movie coming out called Delta Farce in March or April, Bill Engvall is in it, and Larry doesn't play the "complete idiot" in it.

Some new Larry jokes....
Larry had a joking slam at Bill Engvall. "Its so hot, people are buying Bill Engvall tickets for the air conditioning".
"I'm writing a new song. I heard a story about a woman that killed her husband, and her family found her having sexual relations with the family pet, the song is called 'How much is that doggy in the widow?'"
"I'm writing a new movie too, its about an Indian prostitute who comes clean... its called the Sqaw Stank Redemption"
"Hey, I took a look into the back of my toilet the other day, guess what I found in there? David Blaine... yep, in my turd bowl, he's amazin".
"My wife said I should try to learn yoga to get in shape, and I told her if I knew how to do yoga, I wouldn't need a wife".
"I read an article in a magazine that said that 50 is the new 40. I've got a cousin that says that 16 is the new 21".

**Thender** · 07-26-2006

Good work Dave!

07-26-2006	#1
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,049 Throcks: 9,282.92 Thanks: 14,625 Thanked 16,875 Times in 4,170 Posts	TnT show 07-26-06 Austin Anderson is in the studio this morning. Craig showed up without his headphones. Joe called and told the guys that one of Z92's vans was broken into. They had a little discussion about Herold Reynolds being fired. Chris Saub will play later on. Tyler saw the movie "Red Dawn" in a theatre the first time he was high. He explained the first part of the movie to Austin. Austin said he never saw the movie but would rent it tonight... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. Last edited by Thender; 07-26-2006 at 08:22 AM.

07-26-2006	#2
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,841 Throcks: 8,279.22 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,755 Times in 332 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-26-06 Tyler's talked about "Red Dawn" a few times, and how freaked out he was because he saw it high. Billy McQwewen (I need to find out how to spell his name) called in from Amish country. They were talking about a story about a woman that charged people to suck her toes(?) "OK, I'll let you suck my toes for 4 bucks" (tyler as the woman), then they wondered if that stuck to the tape. Saving dogs? I'm lost on this bit. Maybe this has to do with the Harry Renyolds firing. Trav talked like there was a known "knuckle rubber" at Action 3 that everybody is creeped out about. Todd and Tyler announced that they have an agent from Seattle, but they're staying at Journal, they love JBG Trav announced that the ability to get Big Sports 590 streaming isn't in the budget until next year. They talked about some guy on nebraskaradio.com that said "I don't like Todd and Tyler, but congratulations on the marconi nomination! Bring the Marconi back to the Husker state, where it belongs!". Tyler said "We're not bringing it back to you or nebraska you bozo, we're bringing it back for us". They then lamented the fact that if radio geeks start giving them props, then they must be doing something wrong. Travis said that the UNO chancellor actually requested that if anybody knew Travis, to ask him to tone down his criticism of her. She's the kook that wants to ditch a lot of athletic stuff at UNO (including football) to keep the college from closing down. Trav using the Darth Vader theme music on his show whenever he starts talking about her. __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns? Last edited by Dave; 07-26-2006 at 09:41 AM.

07-26-2006	#3
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,841 Throcks: 8,279.22 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,755 Times in 332 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-26-06 Larry the Cable Guy was on, and had a few things to talk about. His "husker baby" will be here soon, and he's been trying to coax it out with a twinkie on a string. The little sucker is hard to grab, and always gets the twinkie before Larry can get his hands on him. Larry said that he had sold out a place called The Frontier Days, the guys sarcastically said "Really? No kidding? You sold out a place called Frontier days?", and Larry said "Yeah, they used to call it Front Teeth Days". Larry has a new movie coming out called Delta Farce in March or April, Bill Engvall is in it, and Larry doesn't play the "complete idiot" in it. Some new Larry jokes.... Larry had a joking slam at Bill Engvall. "Its so hot, people are buying Bill Engvall tickets for the air conditioning". "I'm writing a new song. I heard a story about a woman that killed her husband, and her family found her having sexual relations with the family pet, the song is called 'How much is that doggy in the widow?'" "I'm writing a new movie too, its about an Indian prostitute who comes clean... its called the Sqaw Stank Redemption" "Hey, I took a look into the back of my toilet the other day, guess what I found in there? David Blaine... yep, in my turd bowl, he's amazin". "My wife said I should try to learn yoga to get in shape, and I told her if I knew how to do yoga, I wouldn't need a wife". "I read an article in a magazine that said that 50 is the new 40. I've got a cousin that says that 16 is the new 21". __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

07-26-2006	#4
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,049 Throcks: 9,282.92 Thanks: 14,625 Thanked 16,875 Times in 4,170 Posts	Re: TnT show 07-26-06 Good work Dave! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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