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**mike** · 09-07-2006

Matt Higgins is in the studio today.

Heath Hyche and Tim Northern from the Funny Bone will also be up there.

Todd's daughter and her friend made the news last night about teen drinking.

More calender girls are parading through the studio.

Larry called in again and gave the comedians a hard time.

They talked about the guy pissing on the deck at the Funny Bone again, and how drunk he was.

**Thender** · 09-07-2006

Darrel the homo Marine is expected to be on later...

MMM · 09-07-2006

Matt wore his slippers into the studio..
Darrel has never had sex with a woman..

Dave · 09-07-2006

Trav's first job was 105.5 (now 105.3) in Des Moines (was that where it was?). It was the first job where Trav got in trouble for saying something on the radio. He used the term "stud" to describe a guy and got in trouble for it.
And it was an oldies station, and he was banned from playing "Lola"

In college, Trav cashed in on a bunch of aluminum cans (5 cent return!), but didn't share it with his roommates.

A roommate of Tyler's (black guy) ripped off Tyler's wallet college. Travis said "Ah, you're just profiling", and Tyler replied "No! It was him!".

The gay soldier Darrel said that domestic violence doesn't happen as much in gay couples, the theory is that the abused just pack their shit and leave.

A calendar girl flipped Matt off, for calling someone cute I guess(?), hard to tell outside of the box. Matt was talking about a girl that was cute, and Tyler said "Well, yeah she is, for a deaf girl, I mean mute girl"

And then the story about Matt asking "If you were straight, would you dig me?" to the lesbians a year or so ago came up.

"The exit is south of Menards!" (say it with your eyes closed). Craig had a story about a Costco being built and their was a discussion about who would be protesting about it (aka Wal-mart). Travis asked "Is it going to be built by Menards?" and I think Jeremy replied, "By the exit, the exit is south of Menards", and Todd and Tyler started giggling at the statement "The exit is south of Menards, or maybe the entrance depending on who you are"

rdowavz · 09-07-2006

Video of reporter getting jacked.... YouTube - Fox Reporter in San Diego gets Beat Up

**ob1** · 09-07-2006

Great work all for keeping up the thread...haven't heard much of the show.

Have they mentioned when the cal girls photos will be up on the Z site?

Dave · 09-07-2006

Todd asked Trav how his daughter's interview went on TV about teen drinking

Trav said (as Todd's daughter) "I don't know, I don't drink Stoli, I grab my dad's one hitter!"

Lil' Bunny F.U. · 09-07-2006

I missed the Matt in the bath with a dog story, what happened there?

**Thender** · 09-07-2006

Good job guys!

shutterbug · 09-07-2006

There was also a lot of discussion about the brothers digging up a dead girl to do whatever with her

2 pumps and a quiver · 09-07-2006

This morning they were talking about a website in relation to "Eddie and the F*ck Monkeys". Was anyone able to locate this website? I cannot find it through the search. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

**ob1** · 09-07-2006

Here ya go!

www.myspace.com/eddieandthefuckmunkys

MMM · 09-07-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil' Bunny F.U.

I missed the Matt in the bath with a dog story, what happened there?

Prodigy took a photo from Matt's house. The story was that his ex girlfriend said let me get a picture of you holding your dog, she was weeks old. Matt made sure to point out that there were no bubble or candles anywhere.

KUfan_Donnie · 09-08-2006

More tidbits:
-Tyler was reading something absolutely hilarious about Republicans...but I didn't catch what the list was/where he got it from...
EDIT: Found it, perhaps. He was reading something called "Rules to be a Republican", which a simple google search turned up the previous link--I kept laughing at rule #9:"You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and that Jesus shares your hatred of welfare, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton."

-"Joe Bluehouse" is a/the 2006 Republican of the Year from Nebraska...apparently, it was some "pay-enough-and-be-awarded" republican award, and I'm sorry I missed Joe's call about it. Although I only caught pieces of it, I gathered that: Joe did say it cost him enough to piss TnT off...the award is given to a select few businessmen, etc.

-perezhilton.com....that's the site they mentioned for the recent Lohan upskirt pics (which are fake, by the way...)

-"I'm not gay!"--Matt Higgins (he wanted to make it clear for Darrel the gay soldier, I guess

)

-Craig read a horribly funny story, and I found the article: Wisconsin State Journal (it's the story about 3 Wisconsin guys attempting to dig up a dead woman so one of them can have their way with her; read the article to find out the gruesome details //buying condoms, etc.// which may or not be hilariously sick...beware)--"The Grunk Brothers" made audio commentary to their (this) story, courtesy of the comedians Heath and Tim

-Larry refers to the Husker's next opponent in football as "Nicole State"

-When Larry called in to talk about the comedians, TnT thought it was fake Larry for a little bit because Larry's phone/the connection sucked. Larry wanted TnT's listeners to know that this weekend's bill at the Funny Bone is a good one. Larry was buying cattle, he told TnT...

-TnT talked to Michelle Bandour about her story last night regarding teen drinking...She explained that there's a dispute over malt liquors possibly being reclassified (I couldn't find a link to a related story)..."She didn't say Stoli, she said Smirnoff Ice"--Michelle corrected Travis about what Shea said...Shea said, in the interview, that she has seen other teens drinking vodka, etc., but said she doesn't drink.

-TnT talked about the Detroit Lions defensive line coach, Joe Cullen, who allegedly was seen buying food at a fast food joing in the nude; here's an article about it from the Detroit Free Press

-TnT talked a bit about Paris Hilton being arrested for DUI

-TnT said that Bob Dylan is coming to Lincoln's Pershing Auditorium on 10/25, tickets go on sale this weekend (I found some info on his site)

-TnT teased that on Tuesday, people will be allowed to play a game on Z92.com matching calendar girls' pictures of their faces with pictures of their asses...

-"We have the lamest MySpace page."--Todd (I guess it hasn't been updated in quite some time...)

-(Regarding blacks and dying their hair blonde) "Black chicks can pull it off if they're hookers." --Tyler

**Thender** · 09-08-2006

Great work Donnie!

KUfan_Donnie · 09-08-2006

^Thanks Thender...except you should probably tell me to sleep during the replays, and not during class(es) the following day...

**Thender** · 09-08-2006

I'm not your wife or your mother, you are a grown boy....

KUfan_Donnie · 09-08-2006

No, but you can call an idiot an idiot when you see an idiot..."idiot" is interchangeable with "fool"

**Thender** · 09-08-2006

I wouldn't do that to you....

In front of your face..

KUfan_Donnie · 09-09-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donnie

More tidbits:
(SNIP)
-perezhilton.com....that's the site they mentioned for the recent Lohan upskirt pics (which are fake, by the way...)

(SNIP)

Now I've read that Lohan's camp actually photoshopped the pictures to claim that they were fake (in other words, the pics are legit...maybe), so make your own conclusions people.

09-07-2006	#1
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,642 Throcks: 2,395.35 Thanks: 19,198 Thanked 11,335 Times in 2,626 Posts	TnT Show 9-7-06 Matt Higgins is in the studio today. Heath Hyche and Tim Northern from the Funny Bone will also be up there. Todd's daughter and her friend made the news last night about teen drinking. More calender girls are parading through the studio. Larry called in again and gave the comedians a hard time. They talked about the guy pissing on the deck at the Funny Bone again, and how drunk he was. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ?? Last edited by mike; 09-07-2006 at 10:52 AM.

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Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,911 Throcks: 7,944.23 Thanks: 17,390 Thanked 20,403 Times in 5,033 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 Darrel the homo Marine is expected to be on later... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-07-2006	#3
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.89 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 Matt wore his slippers into the studio.. Darrel has never had sex with a woman..

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Dave A 39 and a half foot pole! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,871 Throcks: 8,998.96 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,919 Times in 362 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 Trav's first job was 105.5 (now 105.3) in Des Moines (was that where it was?). It was the first job where Trav got in trouble for saying something on the radio. He used the term "stud" to describe a guy and got in trouble for it. And it was an oldies station, and he was banned from playing "Lola" In college, Trav cashed in on a bunch of aluminum cans (5 cent return!), but didn't share it with his roommates. A roommate of Tyler's (black guy) ripped off Tyler's wallet college. Travis said "Ah, you're just profiling", and Tyler replied "No! It was him!". The gay soldier Darrel said that domestic violence doesn't happen as much in gay couples, the theory is that the abused just pack their shit and leave. A calendar girl flipped Matt off, for calling someone cute I guess(?), hard to tell outside of the box. Matt was talking about a girl that was cute, and Tyler said "Well, yeah she is, for a deaf girl, I mean mute girl" And then the story about Matt asking "If you were straight, would you dig me?" to the lesbians a year or so ago came up. "The exit is south of Menards!" (say it with your eyes closed). Craig had a story about a Costco being built and their was a discussion about who would be protesting about it (aka Wal-mart). Travis asked "Is it going to be built by Menards?" and I think Jeremy replied, "By the exit, the exit is south of Menards", and Todd and Tyler started giggling at the statement "The exit is south of Menards, or maybe the entrance depending on who you are" __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns? Last edited by Dave; 09-07-2006 at 09:08 AM.

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rdowavz TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: In my fort Age: 31 Posts: 51 Throcks: 439.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 Video of reporter getting jacked.... YouTube - Fox Reporter in San Diego gets Beat Up

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ob1 kenobi Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,293 Throcks: 3,137.41 Thanks: 1,421 Thanked 3,648 Times in 707 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 Great work all for keeping up the thread...haven't heard much of the show. Have they mentioned when the cal girls photos will be up on the Z site? __________________

09-07-2006	#7
Dave A 39 and a half foot pole! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,871 Throcks: 8,998.96 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,919 Times in 362 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 Todd asked Trav how his daughter's interview went on TV about teen drinking Trav said (as Todd's daughter) "I don't know, I don't drink Stoli, I grab my dad's one hitter!" __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

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Lil' Bunny F.U. Roller wheels of dooooooooom... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 485 Throcks: 430.27 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 I missed the Matt in the bath with a dog story, what happened there? __________________ I like to watch people trip. ~~Lil Bunny F.U.

09-07-2006	#9
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,911 Throcks: 7,944.23 Thanks: 17,390 Thanked 20,403 Times in 5,033 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 Good job guys! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-07-2006	#10
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,174 Throcks: 436.61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 There was also a lot of discussion about the brothers digging up a dead girl to do whatever with her __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

09-07-2006	#11
2 pumps and a quiver TnTU Freshman Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 24 Throcks: 422.30 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 This morning they were talking about a website in relation to "Eddie and the F*ck Monkeys". Was anyone able to locate this website? I cannot find it through the search. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

09-07-2006	#12
ob1 kenobi Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,293 Throcks: 3,137.41 Thanks: 1,421 Thanked 3,648 Times in 707 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 Here ya go! www.myspace.com/eddieandthefuckmunkys __________________

09-08-2006	#14
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,070 Throcks: 1,454.20 Thanks: 3,289 Thanked 669 Times in 136 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 More tidbits: -Tyler was reading something absolutely hilarious about Republicans...but I didn't catch what the list was/where he got it from... EDIT: Found it, perhaps. He was reading something called "Rules to be a Republican", which a simple google search turned up the previous link--I kept laughing at rule #9:"You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and that Jesus shares your hatred of welfare, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton." -"Joe Bluehouse" is a/the 2006 Republican of the Year from Nebraska...apparently, it was some "pay-enough-and-be-awarded" republican award, and I'm sorry I missed Joe's call about it. Although I only caught pieces of it, I gathered that: Joe did say it cost him enough to piss TnT off...the award is given to a select few businessmen, etc. -perezhilton.com....that's the site they mentioned for the recent Lohan upskirt pics (which are fake, by the way...) -"I'm not gay!"--Matt Higgins (he wanted to make it clear for Darrel the gay soldier, I guess ) -Craig read a horribly funny story, and I found the article: Wisconsin State Journal (it's the story about 3 Wisconsin guys attempting to dig up a dead woman so one of them can have their way with her; read the article to find out the gruesome details //buying condoms, etc.// which may or not be hilariously sick...beware)--"The Grunk Brothers" made audio commentary to their (this) story, courtesy of the comedians Heath and Tim -Larry refers to the Husker's next opponent in football as "Nicole State" -When Larry called in to talk about the comedians, TnT thought it was fake Larry for a little bit because Larry's phone/the connection sucked. Larry wanted TnT's listeners to know that this weekend's bill at the Funny Bone is a good one. Larry was buying cattle, he told TnT... -TnT talked to Michelle Bandour about her story last night regarding teen drinking...She explained that there's a dispute over malt liquors possibly being reclassified (I couldn't find a link to a related story)..."She didn't say Stoli, she said Smirnoff Ice"--Michelle corrected Travis about what Shea said...Shea said, in the interview, that she has seen other teens drinking vodka, etc., but said she doesn't drink. -TnT talked about the Detroit Lions defensive line coach, Joe Cullen, who allegedly was seen buying food at a fast food joing in the nude; here's an article about it from the Detroit Free Press -TnT talked a bit about Paris Hilton being arrested for DUI -TnT said that Bob Dylan is coming to Lincoln's Pershing Auditorium on 10/25, tickets go on sale this weekend (I found some info on his site) -TnT teased that on Tuesday, people will be allowed to play a game on Z92.com matching calendar girls' pictures of their faces with pictures of their asses... -"We have the lamest MySpace page."--Todd (I guess it hasn't been updated in quite some time...) -(Regarding blacks and dying their hair blonde) "Black chicks can pull it off if they're hookers." --Tyler __________________ My liver must hate me Last edited by KUfan_Donnie; 09-08-2006 at 03:49 AM.

09-08-2006	#15
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,911 Throcks: 7,944.23 Thanks: 17,390 Thanked 20,403 Times in 5,033 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 Great work Donnie! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-08-2006	#16
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,070 Throcks: 1,454.20 Thanks: 3,289 Thanked 669 Times in 136 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 ^Thanks Thender...except you should probably tell me to sleep during the replays, and not during class(es) the following day... __________________ My liver must hate me

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09-08-2006	#17
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,911 Throcks: 7,944.23 Thanks: 17,390 Thanked 20,403 Times in 5,033 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 I'm not your wife or your mother, you are a grown boy.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-08-2006	#18
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,070 Throcks: 1,454.20 Thanks: 3,289 Thanked 669 Times in 136 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 No, but you can call an idiot an idiot when you see an idiot..."idiot" is interchangeable with "fool" __________________ My liver must hate me

09-08-2006	#19
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,911 Throcks: 7,944.23 Thanks: 17,390 Thanked 20,403 Times in 5,033 Posts	Re: TnT Show 9-7-06 I wouldn't do that to you.... In front of your face.. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.