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MMM · 11-06-2006

This is where we will now post the "Your Mom's Lover List" Calls.. Here is the first one from Now 6, 2006. This guy calls and makes comments about "your mom".

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpa

"Hey Good Morning. We have something in common, you're going down to Springfield, your moms going down on me"

jpa · 11-08-2006

"Hey Good Morning. Hey you know what they let me do at the polling booth this morning. Your Mom!"

Lynniebits · 11-09-2006

"Hey are you guys behind CYM?" What's CYM? "Cloning your mom."

jpa · 11-16-2006

"Good Morning! I dont believe in hitting my kids, but I'm not above poking your mom"

jpa · 11-16-2006

"Hey Good Morning! Hey Jeremy's head may be in a tree stand, but mine is in your mom!"

jpa · 11-17-2006

"Hey Good Morning! I had an accident in the shower this morning, I slipped on a bar of soap and bruised Your Mom"

jpa · 11-17-2006

"Hey Good Morning! We have something common, your in Springfield now, your in Witchita now, and I am in Your Mom now"

jpa · 11-19-2006

"Hey good morning. I've been trying to fit your mom into this call, but all I've come up with is fitting into your mom"

jpa · 11-19-2006

"Hey Good Morning. I was in line this morning. I got layed and it was outside your mom's house"

**ob1** · 11-19-2006

Nice work on the list j!

**Thender** · 11-20-2006

YML: "Hey good morning! Can I share a Thanksgiving story with ya? Last year, when your Mom bent over to get the turkey out of the oven, MY timer popped up!"

KUfan_Donnie · 11-20-2006

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, this Thanksgiving your mom wants me to do all the stuffin'."

jpa · 11-20-2006

YML- "Hey Good Morning. When the dollar coins come out would Your Mom trade 10 Washington for a diekman"

**Thender** · 11-21-2006

YML: "Hey good morning! Your Mom doesn't accept food stamps, but she does take American Express!"

**Thender** · 11-22-2006

YML: "Hey good morning! With the women in my room it would have to be called Moms Room!"

**Thender** · 11-27-2006

YML: "Hey good morning! I just wanted to say thanks for your Mom giving so much this weekend!"

**Thender** · 11-28-2006

YML: "Hey good morning! Hey I found a place for me........ In your Mom!"

**Thender** · 11-29-2006

CML: "Hey good morning! You were talking about ripping off a blind man? I ripped the clothes off your Mom!"

jpa · 12-01-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey Doctor Ed, have you ever heard of this drug, Its called Euramaham."
Doc Ed- "Eura.....no i have not"
YML- "I dont know, I was just wondering of it would have any effect if i was on Eura(Your) Mom"

jpa · 12-01-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I'm not Hollywood or Meth- cultured, but I've seen Your Mom boobs"

Dave · 12-05-2006

"Just so you know, I'm going to be doing some holiday packing with your mom"

Dave · 12-05-2006

"Let's be clear here, your mom is interested in sex too" - regarding a story Craig had about how all adolescent males are interested only in sex, and will do anything for it.

jpa · 12-06-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I missed my ride this morning, so I am going to come with Your Mom instead"

jpa · 12-07-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. What time do you get off this morning."
Tyler- "About 10:30 or so"
YML-"Good that what time I get off Your Mom"

jpa · 12-08-2006

YML- "Hey Good Morning. Where I am it is completely naked, but I dont think Your Mom is a stripper"

11-08-2006	#2
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover List "Hey Good Morning. Hey you know what they let me do at the polling booth this morning. Your Mom!" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

11-09-2006	#3
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 411.60 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover List "Hey are you guys behind CYM?" What's CYM? "Cloning your mom." __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

11-16-2006	#4
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover List "Good Morning! I dont believe in hitting my kids, but I'm not above poking your mom" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

11-16-2006	#5
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover List "Hey Good Morning! Hey Jeremy's head may be in a tree stand, but mine is in your mom!" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

11-17-2006	#6
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Hey Good Morning! I had an accident in the shower this morning, I slipped on a bar of soap and bruised Your Mom" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

11-19-2006	#8
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Hey good morning. I've been trying to fit your mom into this call, but all I've come up with is fitting into your mom" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

11-19-2006	#10
ob1 Happy All Hallow's Eve! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,022 Throcks: 2,053.48 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 2,119 Times in 436 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Nice work on the list j! __________________

11-20-2006	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,918 Throcks: 6,976.88 Thanks: 9,992 Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Can I share a Thanksgiving story with ya? Last year, when your Mom bent over to get the turkey out of the oven, MY timer popped up!" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-20-2006	#12
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,033 Throcks: 793.48 Thanks: 1,923 Thanked 482 Times in 99 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, this Thanksgiving your mom wants me to do all the stuffin'." __________________ My liver must hate me

11-20-2006	#13
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML- "Hey Good Morning. When the dollar coins come out would Your Mom trade 10 Washington for a diekman" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

11-21-2006	#14
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,918 Throcks: 6,976.88 Thanks: 9,992 Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Your Mom doesn't accept food stamps, but she does take American Express!" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-22-2006	#15
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,918 Throcks: 6,976.88 Thanks: 9,992 Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! With the women in my room it would have to be called Moms Room!" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-27-2006	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,918 Throcks: 6,976.88 Thanks: 9,992 Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! I just wanted to say thanks for your Mom giving so much this weekend!" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-28-2006	#17
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,918 Throcks: 6,976.88 Thanks: 9,992 Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Hey I found a place for me........ In your Mom!" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

11-29-2006	#18
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,918 Throcks: 6,976.88 Thanks: 9,992 Thanked 12,068 Times in 3,040 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey good morning! You were talking about ripping off a blind man? I ripped the clothes off your Mom!" __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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12-01-2006	#19
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey Doctor Ed, have you ever heard of this drug, Its called Euramaham." Doc Ed- "Eura.....no i have not" YML- "I dont know, I was just wondering of it would have any effect if i was on Eura(Your) Mom" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

12-05-2006	#21
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,752 Throcks: 6,832.30 Thanks: 926 Thanked 1,212 Times in 243 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Just so you know, I'm going to be doing some holiday packing with your mom" __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

12-05-2006	#22
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,752 Throcks: 6,832.30 Thanks: 926 Thanked 1,212 Times in 243 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Let's be clear here, your mom is interested in sex too" - regarding a story Craig had about how all adolescent males are interested only in sex, and will do anything for it. __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

12-06-2006	#23
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I missed my ride this morning, so I am going to come with Your Mom instead" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

12-07-2006	#24
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. What time do you get off this morning." Tyler- "About 10:30 or so" YML-"Good that what time I get off Your Mom" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

12-08-2006	#25
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,408 Throcks: 1,398.76 Thanks: 789 Thanked 3,416 Times in 715 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML- "Hey Good Morning. Where I am it is completely naked, but I dont think Your Mom is a stripper" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown