11-20-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML:" Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I could tell you what sex is like with a 55 year old woman, but I've been sworn to secrecy by your mom."
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11-20-2007
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  | Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning. You know I don't see any difference between Thanksgiving and any other day. I'll be at your mom's spreading legs and stuffing it." 11/20/07
__________________ "Don't kick my ass because I got a vagina now." Tyler 11/06/07 "I like to bang older guys because I have daddy issues." Tyler 12/12/07 "OK honey, you caught me masturbating with panties on my face in-front of the computer." Tyler 01/25/08 "Hey, I shouldn't be humpin' my mom" Tyler 02/05/08 "You don't have to masturbate to me Todd, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "Todd, you don't have to get into my pants, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "I gave an old man a lap dance." Tyler 04/17/08 |
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11-20-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning. What did you say Friday's show would be?" Tyler: "Best of" YML: "Oh, that's funny. I got the best of your mom this morning." 11/20/07
__________________ "Don't kick my ass because I got a vagina now." Tyler 11/06/07 "I like to bang older guys because I have daddy issues." Tyler 12/12/07 "OK honey, you caught me masturbating with panties on my face in-front of the computer." Tyler 01/25/08 "Hey, I shouldn't be humpin' my mom" Tyler 02/05/08 "You don't have to masturbate to me Todd, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "Todd, you don't have to get into my pants, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "I gave an old man a lap dance." Tyler 04/17/08 |
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11-20-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey you know where you can find the mom I bang the most?" Tyler: "Where?" YML: "On Craigslist"
__________________ "Don't kick my ass because I got a vagina now." Tyler 11/06/07 "I like to bang older guys because I have daddy issues." Tyler 12/12/07 "OK honey, you caught me masturbating with panties on my face in-front of the computer." Tyler 01/25/08 "Hey, I shouldn't be humpin' my mom" Tyler 02/05/08 "You don't have to masturbate to me Todd, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "Todd, you don't have to get into my pants, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "I gave an old man a lap dance." Tyler 04/17/08 |
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11-21-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List 11/20/07 YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, are you still taking favorite Thanksgiving side dishes?" TnT: "Yeah." YML: "I love Craig's mom sweet yams."
__________________ "Don't kick my ass because I got a vagina now." Tyler 11/06/07 "I like to bang older guys because I have daddy issues." Tyler 12/12/07 "OK honey, you caught me masturbating with panties on my face in-front of the computer." Tyler 01/25/08 "Hey, I shouldn't be humpin' my mom" Tyler 02/05/08 "You don't have to masturbate to me Todd, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "Todd, you don't have to get into my pants, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "I gave an old man a lap dance." Tyler 04/17/08 |
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11-23-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning. Hey Tony. Your mom wants you to...to...just a minute. Did you say you needed nutmeg? [Moaning sounds on the background] A small can? Canister jar? By the label ok? [YML Laughing] Yeah?" 11/21/07
__________________ "Don't kick my ass because I got a vagina now." Tyler 11/06/07 "I like to bang older guys because I have daddy issues." Tyler 12/12/07 "OK honey, you caught me masturbating with panties on my face in-front of the computer." Tyler 01/25/08 "Hey, I shouldn't be humpin' my mom" Tyler 02/05/08 "You don't have to masturbate to me Todd, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "Todd, you don't have to get into my pants, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "I gave an old man a lap dance." Tyler 04/17/08 |
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11-23-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. I know you already know what Tony's mom sounds like, now here is Tony's dad [wind sounds]" 11/21/07
__________________ "Don't kick my ass because I got a vagina now." Tyler 11/06/07 "I like to bang older guys because I have daddy issues." Tyler 12/12/07 "OK honey, you caught me masturbating with panties on my face in-front of the computer." Tyler 01/25/08 "Hey, I shouldn't be humpin' my mom" Tyler 02/05/08 "You don't have to masturbate to me Todd, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "Todd, you don't have to get into my pants, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08 "I gave an old man a lap dance." Tyler 04/17/08 |
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11-23-2007
| #258 |
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Shawn was right that was a bad sound effect. Here is a better one of his mom [woman moaning]." 11/21/07
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11-27-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List lol
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11-28-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig.. Sorry I haven't been getting to the phone and calling as much, but your mom has been on top lately."
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11-28-2007
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. I know the unspeakable sex act has to come naturally, but I just got a quick serman from the preacher's wife."
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11-30-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning. Hey Matt" Matt: "Yeah." YML: "Did you know we have something in common?" Matt: "Uh-oh." YML: "You're on Todd-n-Tyler and I'm on your mom." 11/30/07
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11-30-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, the things I like about Matt's mom: She is experimental, she is fun, she is flexible, wait...wait a minute [sounds of woman moaning] and she is awake now." 11/30/07
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12-04-2007
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Just a quick question.. What's wrong with having sex with your mom?"
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12-06-2007
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From yesterday's show. YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey (Mack).. I just saved your dad." That was in reference to someone asking if you would have sex with your own mom to save your dad or vice versa.
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12-06-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Todd, I have a present for you from Santa. I did Kenny Waggles mom." *referring to Todd story of when a kid told him santa wasnt real*
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12-10-2007
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I have a correction on your list. It was 'Your' Mother the Car and I rode her everyday." That was in reference to a list Craig had of the worst shows ever and one of the shows was "My Mother the Car".
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12-11-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, have you noticed your mom looking younger."
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12-11-2007
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| tntvideos.net  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 38
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List I'm thinking I need to make a video about the news article that Craig was reading. Then we can send it to all of our wives and girl friends. |
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12-18-2007
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. I just came from Craig's mom's loins."
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12-20-2007
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From Tuesday's show. YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I was wondering if I could share a holiday thanks with you. (The Christmas Song aka Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire starts playing in the background). I just wanted to thank all those people who helped me over the years...Duke's mom...Donnie's mom...Brian's mom...Jeremy's mom...Craig's mom...Austin's mom...Tony's mom...and to all the listeners..The one I'm with right now..(A woman can be heard moaning) Your mom."
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12-20-2007
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Also from Tuesday's show. YML: "Hey, good morning. There's naked pictures of me but thankfully Tony's mom was on top." That was in reference to TnT asking if there are any naked pictures of yourself on the internet.
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01-03-2008
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! I decided to cross the picket line. Did you hear what happened to me on New Years Morning? I woke up hung over Craig's Mom!"
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| Your Mom hates you, she told me so....  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML's Indian name is Dances With Moms
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