Todd and Tyler Unauthorized

TNT_Tony · 11-20-2007

YML:" Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I could tell you what sex is like with a 55 year old woman, but I've been sworn to secrecy by your mom."

**viking80fan** · 11-20-2007

YML: "Hey good morning. You know I don't see any difference between Thanksgiving and any other day. I'll be at your mom's spreading legs and stuffing it." 11/20/07

**viking80fan** · 11-20-2007

YML: "Hey good morning. What did you say Friday's show would be?"

Tyler: "Best of"

YML: "Oh, that's funny. I got the best of your mom this morning." 11/20/07

**viking80fan** · 11-20-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey you know where you can find the mom I bang the most?"

Tyler: "Where?"

YML: "On Craigslist"

**viking80fan** · 11-21-2007

11/20/07

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, are you still taking favorite Thanksgiving side dishes?"

TnT: "Yeah."

YML: "I love Craig's mom sweet yams."

**viking80fan** · 11-23-2007

YML: "Hey good morning. Hey Tony. Your mom wants you to...to...just a minute. Did you say you needed nutmeg? [Moaning sounds on the background] A small can? Canister jar? By the label ok? [YML Laughing] Yeah?" 11/21/07

**viking80fan** · 11-23-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. I know you already know what Tony's mom sounds like, now here is Tony's dad [wind sounds]" 11/21/07

**viking80fan** · 11-23-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Shawn was right that was a bad sound effect. Here is a better one of his mom [woman moaning]." 11/21/07

harmany · 11-27-2007

lol

TNT_Tony · 11-28-2007

CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig.. Sorry I haven't been getting to the phone and calling as much, but your mom has been on top lately."

TNT_Tony · 11-28-2007

CML: "Hey, good morning. I know the unspeakable sex act has to come naturally, but I just got a quick serman from the preacher's wife."

**viking80fan** · 11-30-2007

YML: "Hey good morning. Hey Matt"

Matt: "Yeah."

YML: "Did you know we have something in common?"

Matt: "Uh-oh."

YML: "You're on Todd-n-Tyler and I'm on your mom."

11/30/07

**viking80fan** · 11-30-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, the things I like about Matt's mom: She is experimental, she is fun, she is flexible, wait...wait a minute [sounds of woman moaning] and she is awake now." 11/30/07

TNT_Tony · 12-04-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. Just a quick question.. What's wrong with having sex with your mom?"

TNT_Tony · 12-06-2007

From yesterday's show.

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey (Mack).. I just saved your dad."

That was in reference to someone asking if you would have sex with your own mom to save your dad or vice versa.

jpa · 12-06-2007

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Todd, I have a present for you from Santa. I did Kenny Waggles mom."

*referring to Todd story of when a kid told him santa wasnt real*

TNT_Tony · 12-10-2007

CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I have a correction on your list. It was 'Your' Mother the Car and I rode her everyday."

That was in reference to a list Craig had of the worst shows ever and one of the shows was "My Mother the Car".

jpa · 12-11-2007

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, have you noticed your mom looking younger."

LenDog · 12-11-2007

I'm thinking I need to make a video about the news article that Craig was reading. Then we can send it to all of our wives and girl friends.

TNT_Tony · 12-12-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, have you noticed your mom looking younger."

That was in reference to a study Craig talked about saying one of the benefits for women having a lot of sex is looking younger.

TNT_Tony · 12-18-2007

CML: "Hey, good morning. I just came from Craig's mom's loins."

TNT_Tony · 12-20-2007

From Tuesday's show.

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I was wondering if I could share a holiday thanks with you. (The Christmas Song aka Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire starts playing in the background). I just wanted to thank all those people who helped me over the years...Duke's mom...Donnie's mom...Brian's mom...Jeremy's mom...Craig's mom...Austin's mom...Tony's mom...and to all the listeners..The one I'm with right now..(A woman can be heard moaning) Your mom."

TNT_Tony · 12-20-2007

Also from Tuesday's show.

YML: "Hey, good morning. There's naked pictures of me but thankfully Tony's mom was on top."

That was in reference to TnT asking if there are any naked pictures of yourself on the internet.

Thender · 01-03-2008

YML: "Hey good morning! I decided to cross the picket line. Did you hear what happened to me on New Years Morning? I woke up hung over Craig's Mom!"

dracula · 01-03-2008

YML's Indian name is Dances With Moms

11-20-2007	#251
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27 Posts: 9,073 Throcks: 15,232.92 Thanks: 8,504 Thanked 12,385 Times in 2,708 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML:" Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I could tell you what sex is like with a 55 year old woman, but I've been sworn to secrecy by your mom." __________________ TnT: Now on in a whopping 3 cities!

11-20-2007	#252
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,932.17 Thanks: 5,962 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning. You know I don't see any difference between Thanksgiving and any other day. I'll be at your mom's spreading legs and stuffing it." 11/20/07 __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

11-20-2007	#253
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,932.17 Thanks: 5,962 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning. What did you say Friday's show would be?" Tyler: "Best of" YML: "Oh, that's funny. I got the best of your mom this morning." 11/20/07 __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

11-20-2007	#254
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,932.17 Thanks: 5,962 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey you know where you can find the mom I bang the most?" Tyler: "Where?" YML: "On Craigslist" __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

11-21-2007	#255
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,932.17 Thanks: 5,962 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List 11/20/07 YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, are you still taking favorite Thanksgiving side dishes?" TnT: "Yeah." YML: "I love Craig's mom sweet yams." __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

11-23-2007	#256
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,932.17 Thanks: 5,962 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning. Hey Tony. Your mom wants you to...to...just a minute. Did you say you needed nutmeg? [Moaning sounds on the background] A small can? Canister jar? By the label ok? [YML Laughing] Yeah?" 11/21/07 __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

11-23-2007	#257
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,932.17 Thanks: 5,962 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. I know you already know what Tony's mom sounds like, now here is Tony's dad [wind sounds]" 11/21/07 __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

11-23-2007	#258
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,932.17 Thanks: 5,962 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Shawn was right that was a bad sound effect. Here is a better one of his mom [woman moaning]." 11/21/07 __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

11-27-2007	#259
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Posts: 733 Throcks: 432.65 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1,152 Times in 210 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List lol __________________ 2007&2008 BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS,2008-09 BIG XII TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

11-28-2007	#260
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27 Posts: 9,073 Throcks: 15,232.92 Thanks: 8,504 Thanked 12,385 Times in 2,708 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig.. Sorry I haven't been getting to the phone and calling as much, but your mom has been on top lately." __________________ TnT: Now on in a whopping 3 cities!

11-28-2007	#261
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27 Posts: 9,073 Throcks: 15,232.92 Thanks: 8,504 Thanked 12,385 Times in 2,708 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. I know the unspeakable sex act has to come naturally, but I just got a quick serman from the preacher's wife." __________________ TnT: Now on in a whopping 3 cities!

11-30-2007	#262
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,932.17 Thanks: 5,962 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning. Hey Matt" Matt: "Yeah." YML: "Did you know we have something in common?" Matt: "Uh-oh." YML: "You're on Todd-n-Tyler and I'm on your mom." 11/30/07 __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

11-30-2007	#263
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,932.17 Thanks: 5,962 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, the things I like about Matt's mom: She is experimental, she is fun, she is flexible, wait...wait a minute [sounds of woman moaning] and she is awake now." 11/30/07 __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

12-04-2007	#264
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27 Posts: 9,073 Throcks: 15,232.92 Thanks: 8,504 Thanked 12,385 Times in 2,708 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Just a quick question.. What's wrong with having sex with your mom?" __________________ TnT: Now on in a whopping 3 cities!

12-06-2007	#265
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27 Posts: 9,073 Throcks: 15,232.92 Thanks: 8,504 Thanked 12,385 Times in 2,708 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From yesterday's show. YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey (Mack).. I just saved your dad." That was in reference to someone asking if you would have sex with your own mom to save your dad or vice versa. __________________ TnT: Now on in a whopping 3 cities!

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12-06-2007	#266
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.81 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Todd, I have a present for you from Santa. I did Kenny Waggles mom." referring to Todd story of when a kid told him santa wasnt real __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

12-10-2007	#267
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27 Posts: 9,073 Throcks: 15,232.92 Thanks: 8,504 Thanked 12,385 Times in 2,708 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I have a correction on your list. It was 'Your' Mother the Car and I rode her everyday." That was in reference to a list Craig had of the worst shows ever and one of the shows was "My Mother the Car". __________________ TnT: Now on in a whopping 3 cities!

12-11-2007	#268
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.81 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, have you noticed your mom looking younger." __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

12-11-2007	#269
LenDog tntvideos.net Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 39 Posts: 578 Throcks: 49.48 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1,134 Times in 226 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List I'm thinking I need to make a video about the news article that Craig was reading. Then we can send it to all of our wives and girl friends. __________________ Visit or at least once a day!

12-18-2007	#271
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27 Posts: 9,073 Throcks: 15,232.92 Thanks: 8,504 Thanked 12,385 Times in 2,708 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. I just came from Craig's mom's loins." __________________ TnT: Now on in a whopping 3 cities!

12-20-2007	#272
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27 Posts: 9,073 Throcks: 15,232.92 Thanks: 8,504 Thanked 12,385 Times in 2,708 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From Tuesday's show. YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I was wondering if I could share a holiday thanks with you. (The Christmas Song aka Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire starts playing in the background). I just wanted to thank all those people who helped me over the years...Duke's mom...Donnie's mom...Brian's mom...Jeremy's mom...Craig's mom...Austin's mom...Tony's mom...and to all the listeners..The one I'm with right now..(A woman can be heard moaning) Your mom." __________________ TnT: Now on in a whopping 3 cities!

12-20-2007	#273
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 27 Posts: 9,073 Throcks: 15,232.92 Thanks: 8,504 Thanked 12,385 Times in 2,708 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Also from Tuesday's show. YML: "Hey, good morning. There's naked pictures of me but thankfully Tony's mom was on top." That was in reference to TnT asking if there are any naked pictures of yourself on the internet. __________________ TnT: Now on in a whopping 3 cities!

01-03-2008	#274
Thender TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 33,989 Throcks: 40,908.03 Thanks: 48,694 Thanked 53,289 Times in 14,113 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! I decided to cross the picket line. Did you hear what happened to me on New Years Morning? I woke up hung over Craig's Mom!" __________________

01-03-2008	#275
dracula Did yer mom...then she made me a sammich!!! Listens: Podcast Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 47 Posts: 15,429 Throcks: 3,209.23 Thanks: 42,829 Thanked 53,230 Times in 13,268 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML's Indian name is Dances With Moms __________________ That's the type of music Frank Sinatra would listen to while doing lines off a hooker's ass..Chad Smith