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YML:" Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I could tell you what sex is like with a 55 year old woman, but I've been sworn to secrecy by your mom."
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YML: "Hey good morning. You know I don't see any difference between Thanksgiving and any other day. I'll be at your mom's spreading legs and stuffing it." 11/20/07
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Re: Your Mom's Lover's List

YML: "Hey good morning. What did you say Friday's show would be?"

Tyler: "Best of"

YML: "Oh, that's funny. I got the best of your mom this morning." 11/20/07
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey you know where you can find the mom I bang the most?"

Tyler: "Where?"

YML: "On Craigslist"
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Re: Your Mom's Lover's List

11/20/07

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, are you still taking favorite Thanksgiving side dishes?"

TnT: "Yeah."

YML: "I love Craig's mom sweet yams."
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Re: Your Mom's Lover's List

YML: "Hey good morning. Hey Tony. Your mom wants you to...to...just a minute. Did you say you needed nutmeg? [Moaning sounds on the background] A small can? Canister jar? By the label ok? [YML Laughing] Yeah?" 11/21/07
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Re: Your Mom's Lover's List

YML: "Hey, good morning. I know you already know what Tony's mom sounds like, now here is Tony's dad [wind sounds]" 11/21/07
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Shawn was right that was a bad sound effect. Here is a better one of his mom [woman moaning]." 11/21/07
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CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig.. Sorry I haven't been getting to the phone and calling as much, but your mom has been on top lately."
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CML: "Hey, good morning. I know the unspeakable sex act has to come naturally, but I just got a quick serman from the preacher's wife."
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Re: Your Mom's Lover's List

YML: "Hey good morning. Hey Matt"

Matt: "Yeah."

YML: "Did you know we have something in common?"

Matt: "Uh-oh."

YML: "You're on Todd-n-Tyler and I'm on your mom."

11/30/07
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, the things I like about Matt's mom: She is experimental, she is fun, she is flexible, wait...wait a minute [sounds of woman moaning] and she is awake now." 11/30/07
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Just a quick question.. What's wrong with having sex with your mom?"
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From yesterday's show.

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey (Mack).. I just saved your dad."

That was in reference to someone asking if you would have sex with your own mom to save your dad or vice versa.
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Todd, I have a present for you from Santa. I did Kenny Waggles mom."

*referring to Todd story of when a kid told him santa wasnt real*
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CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I have a correction on your list. It was 'Your' Mother the Car and I rode her everyday."

That was in reference to a list Craig had of the worst shows ever and one of the shows was "My Mother the Car".
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, have you noticed your mom looking younger."
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I'm thinking I need to make a video about the news article that Craig was reading. Then we can send it to all of our wives and girl friends.
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, have you noticed your mom looking younger."
That was in reference to a study Craig talked about saying one of the benefits for women having a lot of sex is looking younger.
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CML: "Hey, good morning. I just came from Craig's mom's loins."
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From Tuesday's show.

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I was wondering if I could share a holiday thanks with you. (The Christmas Song aka Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire starts playing in the background). I just wanted to thank all those people who helped me over the years...Duke's mom...Donnie's mom...Brian's mom...Jeremy's mom...Craig's mom...Austin's mom...Tony's mom...and to all the listeners..The one I'm with right now..(A woman can be heard moaning) Your mom."
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Also from Tuesday's show.

YML: "Hey, good morning. There's naked pictures of me but thankfully Tony's mom was on top."

That was in reference to TnT asking if there are any naked pictures of yourself on the internet.
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YML: "Hey good morning! I decided to cross the picket line. Did you hear what happened to me on New Years Morning? I woke up hung over Craig's Mom!"
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