Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

**Thender** · 01-04-2008

YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Tony? Do you know what your Mom and her friend asked me? Would you caucus?"

jpa · 01-05-2008

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, I know where you can find your dad. Tulsa, Kansas!"

In reference to a mis-speak Tony made

TNT_Tony · 01-11-2008

CML: "Hey good morning. Hey, Craig.. One of my New Years resolutions is to not do your mom on the ph...(Woman moaning). Well, there goes that."

TNT_Tony · 01-11-2008

CML: "Hey, good morning. I've got a cord in my pants but I need Craig's mom to plug it in."

TNT_Tony · 01-15-2008

From Friday

YML: "Hey, good morning. The good thing about having sex with Tony's mom is not having to worry about Tony's dad."

TNT_Tony · 01-15-2008

From Friday

YML: "Hey, good morning. Are you still taking calls about sex dreams? I had a dream I was with Tony's mom..(woman moaning)..Wait a minute..This isn't a dream.."

TNT_Tony · 01-15-2008

From Friday

YML: "Hey, good morning. I'm making a call from Tony's mom's house and it's hot right now."

TNT_Tony · 01-15-2008

Last one from Friday.

YML: "Hey, good morning. I think I may have pushed Austin's mom too hard."

TNT_Tony · 01-15-2008

From yesterday

CML: "Hey, good morning. I don't know if it's a form of helium, but after sex with Craig's mom I get light headed."

TNT_Tony · 01-18-2008

CML: "Hey, good morning. Have you ever got caught under Craig's mom?"

He said that while they were talking about Fox's Moment of Truth.

**dracula** · 01-18-2008

YML is in good form......

TNT_Tony · 01-21-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Is your mom a good cook? Tell her I've got a meat tip for her."

TNT_Tony · 01-21-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Your mom's like a furnace. She blows a warm air that makes my thermostat rise."

TNT_Tony · 01-21-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? I got your mom a prime rib. She likes the bone in, right?"

TNT_Tony · 01-21-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. The AVN winner for best dialogue during a live performance is Tony's mom. (says "you're on" to someone in the background) (Woman moaning)

**dracula** · 01-21-2008

Looks likes Tony's mom is the 'in' thing right now....

jpa · 01-21-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNT_Tony

There's one word YML said that I couldn't make out. I will put a ? where that word goes.

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Your mom's like ?. She blows a warm air that makes my thermostat rise."

If anybody knows what the missing word is, let me know and I will make the edit.

Furnace

jpa · 01-22-2008

YML-"Hey good morning! I fell on Craigs mom."

TNT_Tony · 01-22-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpa

Furnace

Thanks. I added it to the post.

TNT_Tony · 01-23-2008

CML: "Hey, good morning. You were talking about the economy? With Craig's mom, I still get the same bang for a buck."

**dracula** · 01-24-2008

A buck?....I thought it was less than that.....

mrsdracula · 01-25-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by dracula

A buck?....I thought it was less than that.....

TNT_Tony · 01-28-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? I'm not sure, but I think your mom's pissed at me for talking to another woman. Can you try talking to her? (In the background) It's your son...(Clip from Mars Attacks plays)".

TNT_Tony · 01-31-2008

CML: "Hey, good morning. I can relate with one of your news stories today. I fell into Craig's mom's pants."

TNT_Tony · 01-31-2008

CML: "Hey, good morning. Well, I just left some "happyness" in Craig's mom's pants."

01-04-2008	#276
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,287 Throcks: 1,755.58 Thanks: 621 Thanked 443 Times in 183 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Tony? Do you know what your Mom and her friend asked me? Would you caucus?" __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

01-05-2008	#277
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 406.87 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, I know where you can find your dad. Tulsa, Kansas!" In reference to a mis-speak Tony made __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

01-11-2008	#278
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey good morning. Hey, Craig.. One of my New Years resolutions is to not do your mom on the ph...(Woman moaning). Well, there goes that." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-11-2008	#279
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. I've got a cord in my pants but I need Craig's mom to plug it in." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-15-2008	#280
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From Friday YML: "Hey, good morning. The good thing about having sex with Tony's mom is not having to worry about Tony's dad." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-15-2008	#281
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From Friday YML: "Hey, good morning. Are you still taking calls about sex dreams? I had a dream I was with Tony's mom..(woman moaning)..Wait a minute..This isn't a dream.." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-15-2008	#282
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From Friday YML: "Hey, good morning. I'm making a call from Tony's mom's house and it's hot right now." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-15-2008	#283
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Last one from Friday. YML: "Hey, good morning. I think I may have pushed Austin's mom too hard." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-15-2008	#284
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From yesterday CML: "Hey, good morning. I don't know if it's a form of helium, but after sex with Craig's mom I get light headed." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-18-2008	#285
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. Have you ever got caught under Craig's mom?" He said that while they were talking about Fox's Moment of Truth. __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-18-2008	#286
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 2,309 Throcks: 2,127.22 Thanks: 9 Thanked 525 Times in 154 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML is in good form...... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

01-21-2008	#287
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Is your mom a good cook? Tell her I've got a meat tip for her." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-21-2008	#288
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Your mom's like a furnace. She blows a warm air that makes my thermostat rise." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere." Last edited by TNT_Tony; 01-22-2008 at 02:58 AM. Reason: Added the missing word

01-21-2008	#289
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? I got your mom a prime rib. She likes the bone in, right?" __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-21-2008	#290
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. The AVN winner for best dialogue during a live performance is Tony's mom. (says "you're on" to someone in the background) (Woman moaning) __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-21-2008	#291
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 2,309 Throcks: 2,127.22 Thanks: 9 Thanked 525 Times in 154 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Looks likes Tony's mom is the 'in' thing right now.... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

01-22-2008	#293
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 406.87 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey good morning! I fell on Craigs mom." __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

01-23-2008	#295
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. You were talking about the economy? With Craig's mom, I still get the same bang for a buck." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-24-2008	#296
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 2,309 Throcks: 2,127.22 Thanks: 9 Thanked 525 Times in 154 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List A buck?....I thought it was less than that..... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

01-28-2008	#298
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? I'm not sure, but I think your mom's pissed at me for talking to another woman. Can you try talking to her? (In the background) It's your son...(Clip from Mars Attacks plays)". __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-31-2008	#299
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. I can relate with one of your news stories today. I fell into Craig's mom's pants." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

01-31-2008	#300
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,416 Throcks: 756.25 Thanks: 2 Thanked 84 Times in 25 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. Well, I just left some "happyness" in Craig's mom's pants." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode