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jpa · 02-01-2008

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I had a religious experience, It was Craigs mom."

dracula · 02-02-2008

TNT_Tony · 02-04-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Your mom and I were tossin' around the bed and she asked me what my favorite cd to make love to was. I said "The Dark Side of Uranus"."

dracula · 02-04-2008

jpa · 02-04-2008

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey the only thing that can make feel better than a Giants win is Matt mom."

TNT_Tony · 02-06-2008

CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, you guys can take over Craig's mom when I'm done."

TNT_Tony · 02-07-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Trav?"

Travis: "No mom jokes.."

YML: "Don't worry..I don't watch you on t.v. either."

dracula · 02-19-2008

jpa · 02-20-2008

YML-"Hey good morning! Umm Craigs sperm count is pretty high right now."

Thender · 02-20-2008

Wasn't it "Craig's Mom's sperm count"???

dracula · 02-20-2008

Would make more sense.

TNT_Tony · 02-21-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

Wasn't it "Craig's Mom's sperm count"???

Yes it was.

TNT_Tony · 02-21-2008

CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Doctor Ed. I don't know if this is a problem, but whenever I'm with Craig's mom I get an enlarged penis."

dracula · 02-21-2008

Craig's mom...Tony's mom....anybody's mom....sounds terminable.........

TNT_Tony · 02-25-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Did the doctor find that your mom had an extra sex organ? It was my penis!"

TNT_Tony · 02-25-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. I had sex on the road and the only complaint from Tony's mom was the gravel."

TNT_Tony · 02-25-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? I got some office supplies the other day and I was reminded of sex with your mom. I think it was the black scissors."

TNT_Tony · 02-25-2008

From last Thursday.

CML: "Hey, good morning. I've always been honest with you guys and I feel it would be right to let you know I've had some surgery. The last couple of weeks I've had penis implanted in Craig's mom."

TNT_Tony · 02-26-2008

CML: "Hey, good morning. You're talking about websites? When you go to my website, I'm linked to Craig's mom."

TNT_Tony · 02-26-2008

CML: "Hey, good morning. If I hit the lottery I would give each of you guys 10 up front and Craig's mom would get 6 on the backside."

dracula · 02-26-2008

Just 6 'eh?....

TNT_Tony · 02-28-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey? I don't know how to segway into your mom, but I will.

TNT_Tony · 02-28-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Is Nick Allen there? I heard you're very talented and that's not just me talkin'. That's information I got from your mom!"

TNT_Tony · 02-28-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. You guys, about my Oscar party? I was on the red carpet with Nick's mom."

TNT_Tony · 02-28-2008

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Nick? Being a comedian, you probably have tough skin. That's funny since your mom's skin is so soft."

02-01-2008	#301
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,059 Throcks: 111	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I had a religious experience, It was Craigs mom." __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

02-02-2008	#302
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 1,316 Throcks: 11	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

02-04-2008	#303
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Your mom and I were tossin' around the bed and she asked me what my favorite cd to make love to was. I said "The Dark Side of Uranus"." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-04-2008	#304
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 1,316 Throcks: 11	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

02-04-2008	#305
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,059 Throcks: 111	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey good morning! Hey the only thing that can make feel better than a Giants win is Matt mom." __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown Last edited by jpa; 02-04-2008 at 11:52 PM. Reason: wasnt finished

02-06-2008	#306
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, you guys can take over Craig's mom when I'm done." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-07-2008	#307
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Trav?" Travis: "No mom jokes.." YML: "Don't worry..I don't watch you on t.v. either." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-19-2008	#308
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 1,316 Throcks: 11	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

02-20-2008	#309
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,059 Throcks: 111	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey good morning! Umm Craigs sperm count is pretty high right now." __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

02-20-2008	#310
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,238 Throcks: 262	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Wasn't it "Craig's Mom's sperm count"??? __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

02-20-2008	#311
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 1,316 Throcks: 11	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Would make more sense. __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

02-21-2008	#313
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Doctor Ed. I don't know if this is a problem, but whenever I'm with Craig's mom I get an enlarged penis." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-21-2008	#314
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 1,316 Throcks: 11	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Craig's mom...Tony's mom....anybody's mom....sounds terminable......... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

02-25-2008	#315
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Did the doctor find that your mom had an extra sex organ? It was my penis!" __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-25-2008	#316
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. I had sex on the road and the only complaint from Tony's mom was the gravel." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

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02-25-2008	#317
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? I got some office supplies the other day and I was reminded of sex with your mom. I think it was the black scissors." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-25-2008	#318
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From last Thursday. CML: "Hey, good morning. I've always been honest with you guys and I feel it would be right to let you know I've had some surgery. The last couple of weeks I've had penis implanted in Craig's mom." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-26-2008	#319
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. You're talking about websites? When you go to my website, I'm linked to Craig's mom." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-26-2008	#320
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey, good morning. If I hit the lottery I would give each of you guys 10 up front and Craig's mom would get 6 on the backside." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-26-2008	#321
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 1,316 Throcks: 11	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Just 6 'eh?.... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

02-28-2008	#322
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey? I don't know how to segway into your mom, but I will. __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-28-2008	#323
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Is Nick Allen there? I heard you're very talented and that's not just me talkin'. That's information I got from your mom!" __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-28-2008	#324
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. You guys, about my Oscar party? I was on the red carpet with Nick's mom." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

02-28-2008	#325
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,229 Throcks: 115	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Nick? Being a comedian, you probably have tough skin. That's funny since your mom's skin is so soft." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."