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Old 10-08-2008   #426
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CML: "Hey, good morning. I just got validated for my pancakes, Craig!"
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CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I shared breakfast with your mom again. I had her muffin and she had my sausage!"

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CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I though your mom might like...(away from the phone) What? just a minute...oh..oh! (back on the phone) No breakfast today we're staying in bed."
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Your mom made me some golden split buns this morning. Yeah, all you need is margarine and then I butter!"

I think that's what he said.
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig I got some good news and bad news....The bad news is Im not doing going to be doing her any less, but the good news is im not going to do Your Mom any more."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I hope this doesnt bother you Craig but Your Mom just let me butt in."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Craig we got a request, Your mom would like to hear you say bite into a warm tortilla."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, Your Mom and I are like a turkey, white and dark meat all stuck together"
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YML-"Hey good morning! I just wanted to let you know you guys do have a successfull format. You guys talk, and Craig's mom and I listen."
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YML-Hey good morning! Hey Craig, give your dad a quick call and have him go out and get that gas so I can stop by the house."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Yeah I'd like to apologize to Tony, this morning when I was shaving, I knicked Your Mom vajajay."
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YML- "Hey good morning! Hey I did some work over at Craig's mom house this weekend, yeah there was a crack in her bed and I filled it."
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YML-"Hey good morning! I dont get quite the turnout but Im in Springfield right now."


(ref.. Obama is appearing there)
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YML- "Hey good morning! Hey Tony I gave Your mom her halloween candy....Yeah they were all slow pokes."
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Ricky's mom isn't complaining!"
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, I think I just got Your Mom vote."
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CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, I want you guys to know that Craig's mom likes it in the fast lane, too.
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From Friday's show.

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Your mom got a memory tattoo for me. Just below her belly button it says "Insert here"."
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YML- "Hey good morning! This may make you shiver Craig, my belly button touch Your Mom belly button."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I want to let you guys know I came out of the closet..after Craig's dad left."
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YML- "Hey good morning! Hey I know it kinda early but Craigs mom let me in early."
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CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? Sorry I missed you, but I got to meet your mom."
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CML: "Hey good morning. Hey Craig? Can you give me a call back in an hour? Your Mom's alarm is not working."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, you can forget the call Your Mom grabbed the copter and put it back in."
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