Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. I was lucky and got two Wii's when they first came out, now Your Mom can play whee-whee with me"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. I've already exchanged gifts with Your Mom. She gave me shoes because I am on my feet alot, I gave her a new mattress because she's on her back alot

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I like Your Mom and I like tootsie pops, because their both good suckers"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML- "Hey Good Morning. Your Mom always been there for my rocket launch"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. I know there's a house to get pleasure in Springfield, I'm just not sure about Wichita though"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I got a relationship question for you! I'm having a repeated affair with an older women who has an older son who is aware of it. Do you guys think I should call her son and wish him a happy holiday?"
TnT-"Sure"
YML-"Alright, thanks"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML- "Hey Graig! Happy Holiday season"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. You asked if they go nuts or shoot guns off in Springfield. While I was there I did both, I shot my nuts off."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Sorry for calling so early, but Your Mom snored again"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. I dont know about you guys, but I'm on in Springfield right now"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I got called a liar yesterday, Yeah I guess its because I'm always lying in bed with Your Mom"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

viking80fan

11-10-06


YML: "Hey good morning. Hey, my radio wasn't working so your mom is helping me get my dick [brown this morning]."

Keep in mind that Tyler cut him off before completing the end of the sentence. So I am filling it in with what I believe he meant to say. After the call TnT started making Dick Brown jokes.

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"Don't kick my ass because I got a vagina now." Tyler 11/06/07
"I like to bang older guys because I have daddy issues." Tyler 12/12/07
"OK honey, you caught me masturbating with panties on my face in-front of the computer." Tyler 01/25/08
"Hey, I shouldn't be humpin' my mom" Tyler 02/05/08
"You don't have to masturbate to me Todd, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08
"Todd, you don't have to get into my pants, that's so stupid." Tyler 04/08/08
"I gave an old man a lap dance." Tyler 04/17/08

jpa

Thanks Viking, missed that one

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. The only objection to Craigs threesome might come from his mom, but I could take care of her"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML- "Hey Good Morning! Hey could you have Todd Strong(Listener of the Day) email me with his Mom address"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey i might be moving in with Your Mom, yeah she said she needs a womb-mate."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning! I dont think Craig should do the threesome until i meet the girls mom."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

kazzman

11-19-07
YML-"Hey Good Morning! Yeah your mom beats me with both hands."

jpa

YML-"Hey with regards to your passport story, I've only went as far as Your Mom wanted to go"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. When I was with Your Mom this morning, she asked for a scoise(sp?) more"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey good news. The power is back on down here in Springfield, so I'm back on Your Mom"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

Thender

YML: "Hey, good morning! I was on my way to see your Mom when I ended up with a hooker... At least it was the same address!"

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey the older I'm getting, the faster I'm getting with Your Mom."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey theres a new show called Your Mom, and I'm on it"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey I think Your Mom can help me with getting some wolf urine"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown