Todd and Tyler Unauthorized

jpa · 12-08-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. I was lucky and got two Wii's when they first came out, now Your Mom can play whee-whee with me"

jpa · 12-11-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. I've already exchanged gifts with Your Mom. She gave me shoes because I am on my feet alot, I gave her a new mattress because she's on her back alot

jpa · 12-12-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I like Your Mom and I like tootsie pops, because their both good suckers"

jpa · 12-15-2006

YML- "Hey Good Morning. Your Mom always been there for my rocket launch"

jpa · 12-15-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. I know there's a house to get pleasure in Springfield, I'm just not sure about Wichita though"

jpa · 12-21-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I got a relationship question for you! I'm having a repeated affair with an older women who has an older son who is aware of it. Do you guys think I should call her son and wish him a happy holiday?"
TnT-"Sure"
YML-"Alright, thanks"

jpa · 12-21-2006

YML- "Hey Graig! Happy Holiday season"

jpa · 12-21-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. You asked if they go nuts or shoot guns off in Springfield. While I was there I did both, I shot my nuts off."

jpa · 12-21-2006

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Sorry for calling so early, but Your Mom snored again"

jpa · 01-07-2007

YML-"Hey Good Morning. I dont know about you guys, but I'm on in Springfield right now"

jpa · 01-09-2007

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I got called a liar yesterday, Yeah I guess its because I'm always lying in bed with Your Mom"

**viking80fan** · 01-11-2007

11-10-06

YML: "Hey good morning. Hey, my radio wasn't working so your mom is helping me get my dick [brown this morning]."

Keep in mind that Tyler cut him off before completing the end of the sentence. So I am filling it in with what I believe he meant to say. After the call TnT started making Dick Brown jokes.

jpa · 01-11-2007

Thanks Viking, missed that one

jpa · 01-12-2007

YML-"Hey Good Morning. The only objection to Craigs threesome might come from his mom, but I could take care of her"

jpa · 01-14-2007

YML- "Hey Good Morning! Hey could you have Todd Strong(Listener of the Day) email me with his Mom address"

jpa · 01-15-2007

YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey i might be moving in with Your Mom, yeah she said she needs a womb-mate."

jpa · 01-16-2007

YML-"Hey Good Morning! I dont think Craig should do the threesome until i meet the girls mom."

kazzman · 01-19-2007

11-19-07
YML-"Hey Good Morning! Yeah your mom beats me with both hands."

jpa · 01-22-2007

YML-"Hey with regards to your passport story, I've only went as far as Your Mom wanted to go"

jpa · 01-25-2007

YML-"Hey Good Morning. When I was with Your Mom this morning, she asked for a scoise(sp?) more"

jpa · 01-25-2007

YML-"Hey good news. The power is back on down here in Springfield, so I'm back on Your Mom"

Thender · 01-29-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning! I was on my way to see your Mom when I ended up with a hooker... At least it was the same address!"

jpa · 01-29-2007

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey the older I'm getting, the faster I'm getting with Your Mom."

jpa · 01-31-2007

YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey theres a new show called Your Mom, and I'm on it"

jpa · 01-31-2007

YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey I think Your Mom can help me with getting some wolf urine"

12-08-2006	#26
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. I was lucky and got two Wii's when they first came out, now Your Mom can play whee-whee with me" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

12-11-2006	#27
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. I've already exchanged gifts with Your Mom. She gave me shoes because I am on my feet alot, I gave her a new mattress because she's on her back alot __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

12-12-2006	#28
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I like Your Mom and I like tootsie pops, because their both good suckers" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

12-15-2006	#29
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML- "Hey Good Morning. Your Mom always been there for my rocket launch" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

12-15-2006	#30
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. I know there's a house to get pleasure in Springfield, I'm just not sure about Wichita though" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

12-21-2006	#31
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I got a relationship question for you! I'm having a repeated affair with an older women who has an older son who is aware of it. Do you guys think I should call her son and wish him a happy holiday?" TnT-"Sure" YML-"Alright, thanks" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-07-2007	#35
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. I dont know about you guys, but I'm on in Springfield right now" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-09-2007	#36
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I got called a liar yesterday, Yeah I guess its because I'm always lying in bed with Your Mom" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-11-2007	#37
viking80fan TnTU Husker TROLL Listens: Podcast Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 30 Posts: 1,059 Throcks: 12,933.41 Thanks: 5,963 Thanked 3,181 Times in 995 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List 11-10-06 YML: "Hey good morning. Hey, my radio wasn't working so your mom is helping me get my dick [brown this morning]." Keep in mind that Tyler cut him off before completing the end of the sentence. So I am filling it in with what I believe he meant to say. After the call TnT started making Dick Brown jokes. __________________ "Nothing like a little double penetration in the No. 8 car." Todd 09/28/09 "Eat a burger and die." Tyler to Todd 10/14/09 "I like butt-rape." Tyler 1/7/10 "We haven't had intercourse, per say." Big P 01/21/10

01-11-2007	#38
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Thanks Viking, missed that one __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-12-2007	#39
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. The only objection to Craigs threesome might come from his mom, but I could take care of her" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-14-2007	#40
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML- "Hey Good Morning! Hey could you have Todd Strong(Listener of the Day) email me with his Mom address" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-15-2007	#41
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey i might be moving in with Your Mom, yeah she said she needs a womb-mate." __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-16-2007	#42
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning! I dont think Craig should do the threesome until i meet the girls mom." __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-19-2007	#43
kazzman TnTU Junior Listens: Podcast Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 34 Posts: 153 Throcks: 1,008.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List 11-19-07 YML-"Hey Good Morning! Yeah your mom beats me with both hands."

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01-22-2007	#44
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey with regards to your passport story, I've only went as far as Your Mom wanted to go" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-25-2007	#45
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. When I was with Your Mom this morning, she asked for a scoise(sp?) more" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin

01-29-2007	#47
Thender TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Omaha, NE Mornings (KEZO-FM) Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 33,994 Throcks: 40,948.36 Thanks: 48,714 Thanked 53,309 Times in 14,119 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning! I was on my way to see your Mom when I ended up with a hooker... At least it was the same address!" __________________

01-31-2007	#49
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 29 Posts: 10,353 Throcks: 15,498.88 Thanks: 3,196 Thanked 16,624 Times in 3,660 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey theres a new show called Your Mom, and I'm on it" __________________ "I dont have pet peeves, I have major pyschotic f-ing hatred." George Carlin