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Old 06-08-2009   #551
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I want to apologize for some of the turds I layed, but there only so many ways you can do Craigs mom."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Yeah you can put me back on hold, Craigs mom just passed out
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey good morning Doc, as women mature do you find that they have a little more of sex drive(Dr. Ed says he doesnt know first hand, but has heard of it.) Well then I guess Craigs mom is right on track."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey did I hear you guys right, you said that was a hog coming out of Craig. Yeah just the (opposite) is what happening to his mom."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey we just heard Craig was gay, I'd put his mom on but she is at a loss for words."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I didnt know Tony was going to be there this morning. Im on my way over to his mom house now."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Its dark and a little moist at Tony mom house."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Just wanted to give you a quick call, Im leaving Tony mom and on my way to Springfield."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey you know Tony, Im sorry your dads isnt around but both of us being men, we do have something in common, Your mom."
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YML-"Morning! Hey Tony, Your moms hurting inside right now."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, you dont have to worry, im just calling to agree with emailer."
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Re: Your Mom's Lover's List
The Mother Lover strikes again!



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Guess who called..."Hey, Tyler, it's time for me to switch jobs with your dad. Tonight it's hand then rim."
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It looks like TDL called a second time..."Hey, Tyler, Your dad likes it when I wear those turban hats, it's more convenient to clean off my back."
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Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!

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CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig may think this is a bad idea, but I'm performing flawlessly with his mom."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, when you get your Dads number, give it to me , I want to compare notes about your mom's."
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YML-"Yeah, good morning! 911, yeah I got cheated, Craigs mom not putting out and I dont think its fair, and i want...he's coming over and he's going to talk to you."
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that was a funny ass call !!
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Yup... I heard it too...
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Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!

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I'll third that!
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Nick. Your mom could help get the wood up and I could nail her."

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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin. If you ever need any good mom material for your act, I've got some. Just a minute.. Hey, your mom's got some, too."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craigs mom and I just saw Billy Mays pushing putty while I was packing putty."
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YML-"Hey good morning! You guys are on different time zones right, yeah Im on Craigs mom erogenous zone."
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Doc Ed. Yeah, my to-men-sis made Austin's mom go numb."

He pronounced that word wrong.
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey uh, Paul McCartney was on David Letterman last night, I missed him though cause I was on Craigs mom at the same time."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I just wanted Big Pussy to know I got layed last night, and so did Nick mom."
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