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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey, we have something in common. -- You cover sports and I cover your mom!"
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YML:" Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey, sounds like you think I'm getting boring. I'm boring your mom right now."
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YML-"Hey good morning! All this cold weather and ice is good for one thing, its easier to slide into Craigs mom."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Petey's mom had a sinkhole and I fell in it."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I hope this doesnt upset you guys, but I made the decision to reveal the guy banging Craig's mom, Its the guy banging Tony mom."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, your mom kinda like the Cowboys, they both got "Fricked"
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YML-"Hey good morning! I got caught over the weekend, Craigs mom found some of Tony's mom weave on me."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I'm with Todd, im gonna be traveling to see the Evan's mountains."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, you know how you get to the Evan's Mountains? You slowly come up through the valley."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, the valley is at the intersection of two thigh-ways."
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, I'm just l -- (talks away from phone) -- I'm just la -- (talks away from phone) -- I'm just laying here with your mom looking at some of your baby pictures!"
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony, you sound a lot like your mom. She always says to me.."

He aid something with an Asian accent, but it was hard to hear.
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YML: "Hey good morning. Hey, Jay, Petey's mom lost 160 pounds this morning when I got off of her."
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YML: "Hey, good morning. I just wanted to explain to Austin the ballsack his mom sees isn't on a truck."

Austin snapped back by saying that he took out YML's mom out to dinner and he wouldn't go to her house until they were married. To be continued.....
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin. Don't worry, my mom's alive and she wants your number."
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YML: "Hey, good morning. I was up and down Anderson's peaks this morning."
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Nick. Your mom and Jay Medicine Hat have something in common: They are both doing a triple X show."
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YML: "Hey, good morning. If bobbing were a sport, Craig's mom would be in the Winter Olympics."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Tony, (while grunting) I just wanted you to know that I have only the best intentions for your mom."
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YML-"Hey good morning! I think Petey's a lot like me, he's a momma boy."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Well I've been involved in an extensive sperm study, yeah Craigs mom is collecting all my samples."
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YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Craig, can you write something down for Doc Ed for me? I got this hard head at the end of my penis, oh wait it's just Petey's mom."
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YML-"Hey good morning! It saddens me to have to announce my retirement as the Guy Banging Your Mom. I would like to share wit listeners the reason, but my lawyers have advised me that this would not be a good idea. I can say over the past 15 it has been my pleasure to part of Todd and Tyler radio empire and the many moms. I've grown close inside many of them as you may well know. Black, white, short, tall Ive loved them all. From Duke's, Brian's, Austin's, Nick's, Tony's, Petey's and especially Craig's, they've all given us years of pleasure and don't be surprised if sometime, somewhere, somehow when you least expect it someone will come up and say "I'm the Guy Banging Your Mom."
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YML-"Hey good morning! It saddens me to have to announce my retirement as the Guy Banging Your Mom. I would like to share wit listeners the reason, but my lawyers have advised me that this would not be a good idea. I can say over the past 15 it has been my pleasure to part of Todd and Tyler radio empire and the many moms. I've grown close inside many of them as you may well know. Black, white, short, tall Ive loved them all. From Duke's, Brian's, Austin's, Nick's, Tony's, Petey's and especially Craig's, they've all given us years of pleasure and don't be surprised if sometime, somewhere, somehow when you least expect it someone will come up and say "I'm the Guy Banging Your Mom."

I am going to be pulling for a Brett Favre-type retirement
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