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Old 04-05-2007   #76
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey it sounds like this girl is a whore. Does Scott have her Moms phone number"
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Old 04-06-2007   #77
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey I did pretty good this year! Yeah with the exception of Your Mom I gave up meat for lent"
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Old 04-07-2007   #78
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does this guy have a name on here?
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Nope... He is just "Your Mom's Lover"...
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Old 04-09-2007   #80
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey when it comes to oral, I feel like a little kid. I get it when Your Mom says I can."
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lol that guy comes up with some pretty good ones
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YML- "Hey Good Morning! Hey I use to be Craigs M.I.L.F man"
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey Austin, I got Your Moms toast recipe. She puts the bread in and when it pops up I butter."
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YML:"Hey, good morning. I'm calling about your mom's ad. Yeah, she's got an opening and I'd like to fill it."
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YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? As long as I don't do black moms, am I still okay doing your mom?"
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YML-Hey Good Morning! Hey uh Cialis is like the spring game, Your Mom gets naked and I spring up"
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YML: "Hey Austin? I decided to quit banging your mom because I have to get up and go to work."
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey Tony, you there all morning?
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! I've Got a nickname for Your Mom. It's WHEN, thats short for when I get the urge to have wild uncontrolled sex, Your Mom is ready and waiting"
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YML:"Hey, good morning. I was with your mom and I got bush faced."
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YML- "Hey Good Morning! Hey I figured out what I have in common with Austin. We both have been in his mom."
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey Austin! When your mom takes a week off, I get the same week off."
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey Austin is at the Funny Bone Thursday and Sunday, Yeah I'll be at his mom on Friday and Saturday."
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YML: "Hey good morning! I would of been here earlier but I was right in the middle of your Mom!"
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey Tony! Your Mom reminds me of this weeks Thunderstorms, she was loud and WET!"
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey Craig, did your mom tell you the story of the humpback whale. I hump her in back and she wails."
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! I got a question for E man, yeah I had a tugging sensation on my taint this morning at Austin Mom's house. Is this natural?"
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YML-"Hey Good Morning! Hey Austin, Your Mom told me to go easy on you, but she still wants it hard."
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YML-Hey Good Morning! Hey Im making breakfast for the women I stayed with last night. What Your Mom like Tony?"
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YML-Hey Good Morning! Hey I'll be Tony father since I'm with his mom more than his dad was."
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