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TNT_Tony

YML:"Hey, good morning. Before Tony's mom turned the light on, I thought there was a fish in the room."

I think thats how it went. There were at least two other calls, but I can't really remember them right now.

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jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! I woke up this morning and thought today was Friday, but Tony mom let me know it was only Monday"

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TNT_Tony

YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig. Do you like to call people and talk about their moms?"

Craig:"No"

YML:"Then I'm not your father."

I think thats how it went.

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jpa

you are correct

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
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jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I think Craigs mom knows quite a bit about the fish symbol. Uh, do you have her number?"

from Mon 7/2

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
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TNT_Tony

YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig. Do you know what happened when I introduced Tony's mom to Austin's mom?... A threesome."

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"And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

jpa

corrected

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Good Morning! Im on the phone less than a minute at a time discussing what I'm doing right now."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Austin, Your Mom said to drive carefully."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey Ercell(sp?), Your mom not with us, she's with me."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML- Hey Good morning! Hey Austin, Your Moms here, and she's not wearing much and hey(drops phone).. (male moaning)

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey things have settled down, Hey Austin I liked to say that was your mom, IT was Your Mom"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

RyanB.

I heard it, and now read it, but I still don't get it. What did I miss?

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jpa

^just making sure Austin knew it was his mom

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey I'm learning to multi-task. Right now I'm on the phone and on Your Mom at the same time."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Im going to ask Tony mom if she wants me to stay, I hope she says yes(moaning..yes, yes, yes, yes). She wants me to stay."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-(moaning....)you gotta love it Tony

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey do you guys still take sex dreams about someone on the show. I was dreaming about Austin mom, it was just getting hot, and then she woke me up."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

LenDog

What happened to YML? I heard Todd say they may be trouble at home.

Thender

Good question!!!!!!! I didn't even realize he was missing!!!!!!!!

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TNT_Tony

I noticed that he hasn't called the show in awhile. Maybe he is trying to come up with some new material. Hopefully he will return soon.

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"And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

jpa

He's Back

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey uh, working on some pet comedy with Austin Mom, We're doing it Doggy Style."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Austin tell Your Mom I'll be in later."

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

jpa

YML-"Hey good morning! Hey Austin, I just took my hair off Your Mom chest"

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"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."
--Sam Brown

Thender

Good compiling there jpa...

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Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.