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**Thender** · 09-21-2007

YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Tony, I got good news for me and bad news for you. When I'm with your Mom I don't have to worry about your Dad butting in!"

**Thender** · 09-26-2007

YML: "Hey good morning! Hey, I know how you guys feel. I got blown off by Austin's Mom this morning!"

**Thender** · 09-28-2007

YML: "Hey good morning! I don't agree with Bill O'Reilly, but Tony's Mom does undress nicely..."

**Thender** · 09-28-2007

YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Tony? Know what I did figure out? The more time I spend with you on the phone, the less time I have with your mom..."

Lynniebits · 10-01-2007

:::Woman moaning in pleasure::: YML: Yeah I thought I would let Austin's mom talk first this time.

**Thender** · 10-02-2007

YML: "Hey good morning! Hey, I have to disagree with you guys. I tell people about my affairs whether it be with Tony or Austin's Moms!"

**Thender** · 10-03-2007

YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Austin, I hope you and the Empire know that when I say I am banging your mom in the kitchen that I am kidding. I get a rash from formica!"

**Thender** · 10-03-2007

YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Austin, You know what I do for a living? Your Mom!"

TNT_Tony · 10-04-2007

YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, I hear Austins been trying to find me. Tell him to look in his mom's bedroom."

TNT_Tony · 10-08-2007

YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? I had my favorite desert with your mom last night...Chocolate pie! (A song then plays) Chocolate pie!, chocolate pie!, chocolate pie!, chocolate pie!, pie!, pie!, pie!, pie! Oh, Tony's mom's chocolate pie!"

TNT_Tony · 10-08-2007

YML:"Hey, good morning. I want everyone to know that Tony's mom is fine. (A woman starts moaning) real fine, extremely fine."

TNT_Tony · 10-08-2007

This call was made right after the guys talked to Tony's mom on the phone.

YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Do you know what that call reminded me of? (The chocolate pie song is played again.)"

TNT_Tony · 10-08-2007

YML:"Hey, good morning. I buried a couple of my fingers with Tony's mom."

TNT_Tony · 10-09-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, it doesn't have to be Columbus Day for Austin's mom to take it off."

TNT_Tony · 10-09-2007

I'm not sure how accurate this is, but here goes...

YML:" Hey, good morning. I don't know if you remember this, but over the years I've morphed from Husker fan into the guy bangin' your mom. All I have to say is thank god for your mom."

TNT_Tony · 10-11-2007

This isn't 100% accurate, but it's close enough.

YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin? Did your mom tell why today is so special? Are you sure she didn't tell you why today is so special? It's hump day!"

TNT_Tony · 10-11-2007

YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin? Someone just called your mom and she wanted me to tell you, you better protect her behind."

TNT_Tony · 10-11-2007

YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I'll help you. I'm good with finding moms."

TNT_Tony · 10-12-2007

From yesterday.

YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, did you do the story about your mom who was bare and ate?"

TNT_Tony · 10-15-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. A lots happened since last week. I'm gonna be on a radio tour.. Hey, Tony? You know Rachael Ray from the Food Netwrok? Your mom and I are going to be guests on her show. We're going to show her how to fill chocolate pie! (he starts singing) Chocolate pie! chocolate pie! chocolate pie! chocoloate pie!"

TNT_Tony · 10-15-2007

YML: "(He changed his voice) Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? This is your dad. Leave $500 with your mom under the bed and I'll get it tomorrow."

TNT_Tony · 10-15-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. Tony's mom wanted me to let you know he can't make it to the round table."

TNT_Tony · 10-17-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin? If your mom would turn around, she'd know what I look like."

TNT_Tony · 10-18-2007

YML: "Hey, good morning. I got questioned by one of the local news stations. They wanted to know how I cover Austin's mom."

**Thender** · 10-19-2007

YML: "Hey good morning! Austin's mom said he'll be out of town for awhile, but she'll keep busy until he gets back!"

09-21-2007	#201
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.67 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Tony, I got good news for me and bad news for you. When I'm with your Mom I don't have to worry about your Dad butting in!" __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-26-2007	#202
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.67 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Hey, I know how you guys feel. I got blown off by Austin's Mom this morning!" __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-28-2007	#203
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.67 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! I don't agree with Bill O'Reilly, but Tony's Mom does undress nicely..." __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-28-2007	#204
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.67 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Tony? Know what I did figure out? The more time I spend with you on the phone, the less time I have with your mom..." __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-01-2007	#205
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.56 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List :::Woman moaning in pleasure::: YML: Yeah I thought I would let Austin's mom talk first this time. __________________ God I need a nap.

10-02-2007	#206
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.67 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Hey, I have to disagree with you guys. I tell people about my affairs whether it be with Tony or Austin's Moms!" __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-03-2007	#207
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.67 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Austin, I hope you and the Empire know that when I say I am banging your mom in the kitchen that I am kidding. I get a rash from formica!" __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-03-2007	#208
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.67 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Hey Austin, You know what I do for a living? Your Mom!" __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

10-04-2007	#209
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, I hear Austins been trying to find me. Tell him to look in his mom's bedroom." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-08-2007	#210
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? I had my favorite desert with your mom last night...Chocolate pie! (A song then plays) Chocolate pie!, chocolate pie!, chocolate pie!, chocolate pie!, pie!, pie!, pie!, pie! Oh, Tony's mom's chocolate pie!" __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-08-2007	#211
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML:"Hey, good morning. I want everyone to know that Tony's mom is fine. (A woman starts moaning) real fine, extremely fine." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-08-2007	#212
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List This call was made right after the guys talked to Tony's mom on the phone. YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? Do you know what that call reminded me of? (The chocolate pie song is played again.)" __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-08-2007	#213
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML:"Hey, good morning. I buried a couple of my fingers with Tony's mom." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-09-2007	#214
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, it doesn't have to be Columbus Day for Austin's mom to take it off." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-09-2007	#215
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List I'm not sure how accurate this is, but here goes... YML:" Hey, good morning. I don't know if you remember this, but over the years I've morphed from Husker fan into the guy bangin' your mom. All I have to say is thank god for your mom." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

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10-11-2007	#216
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List This isn't 100% accurate, but it's close enough. YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin? Did your mom tell why today is so special? Are you sure she didn't tell you why today is so special? It's hump day!" __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-11-2007	#217
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin? Someone just called your mom and she wanted me to tell you, you better protect her behind." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-11-2007	#218
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig? I'll help you. I'm good with finding moms." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-12-2007	#219
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List From yesterday. YML:"Hey, good morning. Hey, did you do the story about your mom who was bare and ate?" __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-15-2007	#220
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. A lots happened since last week. I'm gonna be on a radio tour.. Hey, Tony? You know Rachael Ray from the Food Netwrok? Your mom and I are going to be guests on her show. We're going to show her how to fill chocolate pie! (he starts singing) Chocolate pie! chocolate pie! chocolate pie! chocoloate pie!" __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-15-2007	#221
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "(He changed his voice) Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony? This is your dad. Leave $500 with your mom under the bed and I'll get it tomorrow." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-15-2007	#222
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Tony's mom wanted me to let you know he can't make it to the round table." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-17-2007	#223
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Austin? If your mom would turn around, she'd know what I look like." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-18-2007	#224
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,418 Throcks: 761.53 Thanks: 2 Thanked 94 Times in 27 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. I got questioned by one of the local news stations. They wanted to know how I cover Austin's mom." __________________ "And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

10-19-2007	#225
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.67 Thanks: 678 Thanked 546 Times in 217 Posts	Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Austin's mom said he'll be out of town for awhile, but she'll keep busy until he gets back!" __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.