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| Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Your Mom's Lover's List This is where we will now post the "Your Mom's Lover List" Calls.. Here is the first one from Now 6, 2006. This guy calls and makes comments about "your mom". |
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover List "Hey Good Morning. Hey you know what they let me do at the polling booth this morning. Your Mom!"
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| Fear me, if you dare! | Re: Your Mom's Lover List "Hey are you guys behind CYM?" What's CYM? "Cloning your mom."
__________________ God I need a nap. |
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover List "Good Morning! I dont believe in hitting my kids, but I'm not above poking your mom"
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| | #5 |
| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover List "Hey Good Morning! Hey Jeremy's head may be in a tree stand, but mine is in your mom!"
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Hey Good Morning! I had an accident in the shower this morning, I slipped on a bar of soap and bruised Your Mom"
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Hey Good Morning! We have something common, your in Springfield now, your in Witchita now, and I am in Your Mom now"
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Hey good morning. I've been trying to fit your mom into this call, but all I've come up with is fitting into your mom"
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Hey Good Morning. I was in line this morning. I got layed and it was outside your mom's house"
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| Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List Nice work on the list j! |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Can I share a Thanksgiving story with ya? Last year, when your Mom bent over to get the turkey out of the oven, MY timer popped up!"
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, this Thanksgiving your mom wants me to do all the stuffin'."
__________________ One weekend survived |
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML- "Hey Good Morning. When the dollar coins come out would Your Mom trade 10 Washington for a diekman"
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 18,120
| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Your Mom doesn't accept food stamps, but she does take American Express!"
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! With the women in my room it would have to be called Moms Room!"
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! I just wanted to say thanks for your Mom giving so much this weekend!"
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 18,120
| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML: "Hey good morning! Hey I found a place for me........ In your Mom!"
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 18,120
| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List CML: "Hey good morning! You were talking about ripping off a blind man? I ripped the clothes off your Mom!"
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey Doctor Ed, have you ever heard of this drug, Its called Euramaham." Doc Ed- "Eura.....no i have not" YML- "I dont know, I was just wondering of it would have any effect if i was on Eura(Your) Mom"
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I'm not Hollywood or Meth- cultured, but I've seen Your Mom boobs"
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| Straight Pimpin ![]() | Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Just so you know, I'm going to be doing some holiday packing with your mom"
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| Straight Pimpin ![]() | Re: Your Mom's Lover's List "Let's be clear here, your mom is interested in sex too" - regarding a story Craig had about how all adolescent males are interested only in sex, and will do anything for it.
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I missed my ride this morning, so I am going to come with Your Mom instead"
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML-"Hey Good Morning. What time do you get off this morning." Tyler- "About 10:30 or so" YML-"Good that what time I get off Your Mom"
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| Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Your Mom's Lover's List YML- "Hey Good Morning. Where I am it is completely naked, but I dont think Your Mom is a stripper"
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