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Old 11-06-2006   #1
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Your Mom's Lover's List

This is where we will now post the "Your Mom's Lover List" Calls.. Here is the first one from Now 6, 2006. This guy calls and makes comments about "your mom".

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"Hey Good Morning. We have something in common, you're going down to Springfield, your moms going down on me"
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"Hey Good Morning. Hey you know what they let me do at the polling booth this morning. Your Mom!"
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"Hey are you guys behind CYM?" What's CYM? "Cloning your mom."
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"Good Morning! I dont believe in hitting my kids, but I'm not above poking your mom"
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"Hey Good Morning! Hey Jeremy's head may be in a tree stand, but mine is in your mom!"
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"Hey Good Morning! I had an accident in the shower this morning, I slipped on a bar of soap and bruised Your Mom"
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"Hey Good Morning! We have something common, your in Springfield now, your in Witchita now, and I am in Your Mom now"
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"Hey good morning. I've been trying to fit your mom into this call, but all I've come up with is fitting into your mom"
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"Hey Good Morning. I was in line this morning. I got layed and it was outside your mom's house"
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Nice work on the list j!
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YML: "Hey good morning! Can I share a Thanksgiving story with ya? Last year, when your Mom bent over to get the turkey out of the oven, MY timer popped up!"
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YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, this Thanksgiving your mom wants me to do all the stuffin'."
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YML- "Hey Good Morning. When the dollar coins come out would Your Mom trade 10 Washington for a diekman"
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YML: "Hey good morning! Your Mom doesn't accept food stamps, but she does take American Express!"
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YML: "Hey good morning! With the women in my room it would have to be called Moms Room!"
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YML: "Hey good morning! I just wanted to say thanks for your Mom giving so much this weekend!"
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YML: "Hey good morning! Hey I found a place for me........ In your Mom!"
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CML: "Hey good morning! You were talking about ripping off a blind man? I ripped the clothes off your Mom!"
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YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey Doctor Ed, have you ever heard of this drug, Its called Euramaham."
Doc Ed- "Eura.....no i have not"
YML- "I dont know, I was just wondering of it would have any effect if i was on Eura(Your) Mom"
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YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I'm not Hollywood or Meth- cultured, but I've seen Your Mom boobs"
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"Just so you know, I'm going to be doing some holiday packing with your mom"
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"Let's be clear here, your mom is interested in sex too" - regarding a story Craig had about how all adolescent males are interested only in sex, and will do anything for it.
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YML-"Hey Good Morning. Hey I missed my ride this morning, so I am going to come with Your Mom instead"
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YML-"Hey Good Morning. What time do you get off this morning."
Tyler- "About 10:30 or so"
YML-"Good that what time I get off Your Mom"
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YML- "Hey Good Morning. Where I am it is completely naked, but I dont think Your Mom is a stripper"
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