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mike · 01-12-2007

-Black Tony is in the studio.

-Jay Medicine Hat will be back up this morning.

-Todd Strong is the listener of the day. He wrote a hate email to the boys. Called the calendar girls "crack hoes"

Dave · 01-12-2007

Quote:

Todd Strong is the listener of the day. He wrote a hate email to the boys. Called the calendar girls "crack hoes"

Thanks for buying a calendar!

Dave · 01-12-2007

Trav bashing Jeremy asking him why he would go to a soccer game when it isn’t even his kid……..

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The difference between methamphetamine and amphetamine is "the meth" according to Todd and Medicine Hat.

J Medicine Hat - "Yeah, amphetamine is made in a lab, and methamphetamine is made in a bath tub. Amphentamine is prescribed by Dr. John, and methamphetmaine you get from Bill up the street".

They replayed the "Indian Christmas Story/Poem" that Medicine Hat read over the phone. I'm going to try to get a copy of that from the pod cast.

J. Medicine Hat

Dave · 01-12-2007

From today's segment 8 podcast.

The First Indian Christmas - by J. Medicine Hat

Long ago in a far away place, that whitey had already taken, a child was born.
In this land, the indigenous people were persecuted and chastised.
A dark skinned man child with long black braided hair was born.
His father was Joseph, in the manger, and his mother was Mary, who has never been mounted.
They both worked at the casino. They hoped their son someday would also work at the casino,
and carry on the warrior tradition.
On the night the baby warrior Jesus was born, a strange thing happened. All the war ponies laid down, and all the dogs who had not been eaten, stopped barking.
It was a good day to die. Later that night, 3 wise men came from the Bureau of Indian Affairs, and told Joseph, from the manger, and Mary, who has never been mounted,
to return to the reservation, or be considered "hostile".
Joseph in the manger was very angry, so he put on his war paint and proceeded to seriously count coup on the Bureau of Indian Affairs wise men.
He drove them off, and they said as they left "they would never never play penny slots again".
Joseph in the manger then picked up the baby warrior Jesus, who was asleep in a small satellite dish, and carried him outside.
He then lifted him over his head as an offering to the great father.

Thender · 01-12-2007

jpa · 01-12-2007

Dave its "Count Coux"other than that

Dave · 01-12-2007

wtf is count coux?

Thender · 01-12-2007

Yeah that.....

jpa · 01-13-2007

Counting coup was a battle practice of Native Americans of the Great Plains. A nonviolent demonstration of bravery, it consisted of touching an enemy warrior, with the hand or with a coup stick, incurring a risk of injury or death should the warrior respond violently, then running away unharmed. The phrase "counting coup" can also refer to the recounting of stories about battle exploits

KUfan_Donnie · 01-13-2007

^Native Americans were not exactly brutal savages...the mark of a true warrior was one that could humiliate the other(s) in battle because that was more impressive than actually killing

During an interesting news story, Craig talked about a study about Americans and owning guns. TnT talked about the Second Amendment...Todd jokingly said he was a responsible gun owner, having three guns (shotgun, 30 _(don't know what they're saying)_ 6, and a .22) but not really knowing where they are. Tyler one-upped Todd and mentioned he had a specially made 40 _(showing my lack of gun knowledge)_ 7. Tony jokingly said he had a gun for respect, being a black man...he also said he points it sideways.

Luckily for TnT, "Charlton Heston" of the NRA was listening. He chimed in on the gun discussion; here was the conversation:

-----
Todd-"Hey."
Charlton-"Good morning. Todd and Tyler, it's the NRA."
Todd-"It's Charl..."
Tyler-"...Charlton Heston."
Todd-"Yeah"
Charlton-"Absolutely. Tyler, you don't have a gun?"
Tyler-"I have a 40 _(oht?)__ 7."
Charlton-"You have a 40...that's a damn good gun. Todd, you've got a gun?"
Todd-"I have several, actually."
Charlton-"You have several guns, you're a damn good man. Tony, Tony, you have a gun?"
Tony-"For respect."
Charlton-"Have you killed anyone with it recently?"
Tony-"Yes I have."
Charlton-"You damn dirty monkey..."
-----

(I was in tears after this call...that was awesome. The call occured about 16 minutes into Segment 4 of Friday's show)

Thender · 01-13-2007

"ought"

As in 30 ought 6 or 30-06 which is the model 1903, .30 caliber, bolt action rifle that America adopted in 1906. The primary infantry soldier's firearm in WWI.

There is no such weapon as a 40-07 or 40 ought 7...

Marto · 01-13-2007

Wow. That call was awsome!!! I'm hurting

jpa · 01-14-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thender

"ought"

As in 30 ought 6 or 30-06 which is the model 1903, .30 caliber, bolt action rifle that America adopted in 1906. The primary infantry soldier's firearm in WWI.

There is no such weapon as a 40-07 or 40 ought 7...

The 40-07 was a reference to Tyler making up a weapon name

imperial20 · 01-14-2007

just got done listening to podcasts while doing homework, great shows on both thursday and friday. i like the 40 aug 7 reference Tyler makes. and Medicine hat doing the slingblade impressions are always as classic as ever.

01-12-2007	#1
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,733 Throcks: 283	01-12-07 -Black Tony is in the studio. -Jay Medicine Hat will be back up this morning. -Todd Strong is the listener of the day. He wrote a hate email to the boys. Called the calendar girls "crack hoes" __________________ "Is it wrong to say I like to fart?"- Travis Justice Last edited by mike; 01-12-2007 at 07:16 AM.

01-12-2007	#3
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,005 Throcks: 392	Re: 01-12-07 Trav bashing Jeremy asking him why he would go to a soccer game when it isn’t even his kid…….. -------------------- The difference between methamphetamine and amphetamine is "the meth" according to Todd and Medicine Hat. J Medicine Hat - "Yeah, amphetamine is made in a lab, and methamphetamine is made in a bath tub. Amphentamine is prescribed by Dr. John, and methamphetmaine you get from Bill up the street". They replayed the "Indian Christmas Story/Poem" that Medicine Hat read over the phone. I'm going to try to get a copy of that from the pod cast. J. Medicine Hat __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire Last edited by Dave; 01-12-2007 at 09:27 AM.

01-12-2007	#4
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,005 Throcks: 392	Re: 01-12-07 From today's segment 8 podcast. The First Indian Christmas - by J. Medicine Hat Long ago in a far away place, that whitey had already taken, a child was born. In this land, the indigenous people were persecuted and chastised. A dark skinned man child with long black braided hair was born. His father was Joseph, in the manger, and his mother was Mary, who has never been mounted. They both worked at the casino. They hoped their son someday would also work at the casino, and carry on the warrior tradition. On the night the baby warrior Jesus was born, a strange thing happened. All the war ponies laid down, and all the dogs who had not been eaten, stopped barking. It was a good day to die. Later that night, 3 wise men came from the Bureau of Indian Affairs, and told Joseph, from the manger, and Mary, who has never been mounted, to return to the reservation, or be considered "hostile". Joseph in the manger was very angry, so he put on his war paint and proceeded to seriously count coup on the Bureau of Indian Affairs wise men. He drove them off, and they said as they left "they would never never play penny slots again". Joseph in the manger then picked up the baby warrior Jesus, who was asleep in a small satellite dish, and carried him outside. He then lifted him over his head as an offering to the great father. __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire Last edited by Dave; 07-16-2007 at 01:53 PM.

01-12-2007	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,238 Throcks: 262	Re: 01-12-07 __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

01-12-2007	#6
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,059 Throcks: 111	Re: 01-12-07 Dave its "Count Coux"other than that __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

01-12-2007	#7
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,005 Throcks: 392	Re: 01-12-07 wtf is count coux? __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

01-12-2007	#8
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,238 Throcks: 262	Re: 01-12-07 Yeah that..... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

01-13-2007	#9
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,059 Throcks: 111	Re: 01-12-07 Counting coup was a battle practice of Native Americans of the Great Plains. A nonviolent demonstration of bravery, it consisted of touching an enemy warrior, with the hand or with a coup stick, incurring a risk of injury or death should the warrior respond violently, then running away unharmed. The phrase "counting coup" can also refer to the recounting of stories about battle exploits __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown Last edited by jpa; 01-13-2007 at 02:21 AM.

01-13-2007	#10
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 100	Re: 01-12-07 ^Native Americans were not exactly brutal savages...the mark of a true warrior was one that could humiliate the other(s) in battle because that was more impressive than actually killing During an interesting news story, Craig talked about a study about Americans and owning guns. TnT talked about the Second Amendment...Todd jokingly said he was a responsible gun owner, having three guns (shotgun, 30 _(don't know what they're saying)_ 6, and a .22) but not really knowing where they are. Tyler one-upped Todd and mentioned he had a specially made 40 _(showing my lack of gun knowledge)_ 7. Tony jokingly said he had a gun for respect, being a black man...he also said he points it sideways. Luckily for TnT, "Charlton Heston" of the NRA was listening. He chimed in on the gun discussion; here was the conversation: ----- Todd-"Hey." Charlton-"Good morning. Todd and Tyler, it's the NRA." Todd-"It's Charl..." Tyler-"...Charlton Heston." Todd-"Yeah" Charlton-"Absolutely. Tyler, you don't have a gun?" Tyler-"I have a 40 _(oht?)__ 7." Charlton-"You have a 40...that's a damn good gun. Todd, you've got a gun?" Todd-"I have several, actually." Charlton-"You have several guns, you're a damn good man. Tony, Tony, you have a gun?" Tony-"For respect." Charlton-"Have you killed anyone with it recently?" Tony-"Yes I have." Charlton-"You damn dirty monkey..." ----- (I was in tears after this call...that was awesome. The call occured about 16 minutes into Segment 4 of Friday's show) __________________ One weekend survived Last edited by KUfan_Donnie; 01-13-2007 at 10:03 AM.

01-13-2007	#11
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,238 Throcks: 262	Re: 01-12-07 "ought" As in 30 ought 6 or 30-06 which is the model 1903, .30 caliber, bolt action rifle that America adopted in 1906. The primary infantry soldier's firearm in WWI. There is no such weapon as a 40-07 or 40 ought 7... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

01-13-2007	#12
Marto Keep Cool My Babies!! Listens: Podcast Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Onawa,IA Age: 22 Posts: 76 Throcks: 100	Re: 01-12-07 Wow. That call was awsome!!! I'm hurting __________________ Proud member of the Jerry Fan Club

01-14-2007	#14
imperial20 TnTU Grade School Join Date: May 2006 Age: 22 Posts: 10 Throcks: 100	Re: 01-12-07 just got done listening to podcasts while doing homework, great shows on both thursday and friday. i like the 40 aug 7 reference Tyler makes. and Medicine hat doing the slingblade impressions are always as classic as ever.

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