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**mike** · 02-15-2007

- The guys will be talking to Gary Cole (I) today.

-Jason, the Apache pilot, called in early. He's scheduled to come home next week.

MMM · 02-15-2007

New sex terms:

funnel cake: when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.

Dave · 02-15-2007

That was the "Santa Fe Funnel Cake"

Velvet Hat Trick - The Velvet Hat trick is the sexual act of doing somthing to your partner three times or with three items or with three people.

Turkish Snow Cone - From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo". It is used to describe the sex act of dipping your wiener into a pile of semen, covering your wiener in semen making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing your snow cone cock in a girl's mouth or vagina.

Brown Hogan and Vicky Blazer I think are the names that just "sound" like sex acts.

Todd is now finding sex act nicknames in everything... "Saudi Arabian Wing" is a new one from Craig's news story.

"Terror Free Gas" - Tyler wants to know what that really means? "You know where I get my gas? Close to my house".

something was said about a black eyed penis, but the furnace kicked on, and drowned everything out

**ob1** · 02-15-2007

I was thinking of starting a thread on the sex names early this morning...shortly after that, they mentioned that it would be a great thread. If Super Dave and 3M concur, let's start it up.

MMM · 02-15-2007

peppermint swirl When a man finishes having sex with a girl who is on her period, he then sticks his hand into her vagina and swirls it, causing the semen and blood to create a lovely peppermint effect.

Peppermint SurpriseThe act of putting a peppermint in to a woman's anus with your tongue and letter her shit it out on to your dick, and then sucks it, swallowing the peppermint AND the cum

peppermint pattyWhen a white man recieves a handjob from a black woman using toothpaste as lubricant

Hat TrickPenetrating all 3 orifaces of your woman in one sitting - a true hat trick order is standard, anal, oral.

Hat Trick
Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

MMM · 02-15-2007

Yes go ahead and start the thread.. I can't recall the names sorry.

**mike** · 02-15-2007

another made up one-the "Brownback Office"

**mike** · 02-15-2007

"Back Sliding Preacher"-another position

OmahaMomma · 02-15-2007

They talked about The Fulla Doll --sort of like Barbie for kids, but she has "muslim values"

MMM · 02-15-2007

Here is the sex postion thread for TnT made up sex positions..

OmahaMomma · 02-15-2007

Phelps and "God Hates Fags" came up once again...that's where we are from (Topeka) and they talked about him protesting Larry the Cable Guy at Kemper, he has moved up though considering for year he protested outside the zoo and in the parks.

I'm pretty sure that every kid in Topeka learned gay sex positions(stick figures) from their signs...and well before we even knew what the hell sex was !

Dave · 02-15-2007

Todd likes playing that "God Hates A Fag" song, I was trying to find the complete lyrics, but this is all I found

“Lord you are my strength, fill me with your love, help me fight these feelings… God hates a fag, God hates a fag, God hates a fag… To enter heaven, there is no back door…. Righteous man, get on your knees, there is no virtue in sodomy! Jesus my savior is the only man for me!”

OmahaMomma · 02-15-2007

Oh and I was telling a couple of you guys not long ago...I was at a gay bar in Topeka about 6 years ago, and two of his " kin" were there...having a "gay" old time .

Lynniebits · 02-15-2007

They talked to Todd's dad too, about Al Frankin running for office in Minnesota, and if Todd's parents would vote for him. Todd and his dad said "I love you" to each other...and that was sweet.

Megan · 02-15-2007

Is that fag song for real???? I thought that was made up for the show.

Dave · 02-16-2007

Quote:

Is that fag song for real????

Yes, its from the satirical musical "God Hates Fags"

shockers78 · 02-18-2007

That song is so horrible! And the bad thing is it's catchy! I freakin caught myself singing it out loud at work and stopped really quickly! LOL.

Chubby · 02-18-2007

I also sing the song out loud at work. I love it. My co-workers ignore me.

KUfan_Donnie · 02-19-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Yes, its from the satirical musical "God Hates Fags"

Actually, I guess the song's title is "The Bible Says"

KUfan_Donnie · 02-19-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

Todd likes playing that "God Hates A Fag" song, I was trying to find the complete lyrics, but this is all I found

Lord you are my strength, fill me with your love, help me fight these feelings God hates a fag, God hates a fag, God hates a fag To enter heaven, there is no back door. Righteous man, get on your knees, there is no virtue in sodomy! Jesus my savior is the only man for me!

"Good thing I know the song from memory!"
--Tim Hardaway

...okay, my lame attempt at humor, but I figured I'd throw it out there anyway.

"The Bible Says" ("God Hates Fags"):

Tell me straight to fight temptation
lord lead me into your salvation
the bible says, as plain as day
with a man you shall not lay
lord you are my strength
fill me with your love
help me fight these feelings
help me rise above
lord help them hear me and make clear my voice
cuz being gay is nothing but a choice
God hates a fag
god hates a fag
god hates a fag
if youre a fag he hates you too
Read the bible and youll be sure
to enter Heaven. Theres no back door.
Righteous man, get on your knees.
There lies no virtue in sodomy.
Lord you are my shield
Sustain me through the fight
a shelter from the urges
and help me see the light.
You filthy sinners should just let me be
cuz Jesus my saviours the only man for me.
God hates a fag
god hates a fag, yes he does
god hates a fag
if youre a fag he hates you too
*Guitar solo*
lord you are my strength
fill me with your love
help me fight these feelings
help me rise above
lord help them hear me and make clear my voice
cuz being gay is nothing but a choice
God hates a fag
god hates a fags
god hates a fags
if youre a fag he hates you too!
He hates, he hates you too!

"The Bible Says" ("God Hates Fags") video

**Thender** · 02-19-2007

Good work Donnie!

jpa · 02-19-2007

nice work Donnie

02-15-2007	#1
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,640 Throcks: 2,389.38 Thanks: 19,172 Thanked 11,335 Times in 2,626 Posts	TnT Show 02-15-07 - The guys will be talking to Gary Cole (I) today. -Jason, the Apache pilot, called in early. He's scheduled to come home next week. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 New sex terms: funnel cake: when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina. Last edited by MMM; 02-15-2007 at 07:28 AM.

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Dave A 39 and a half foot pole! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,870 Throcks: 8,995.32 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,917 Times in 361 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 That was the "Santa Fe Funnel Cake" Velvet Hat Trick - The Velvet Hat trick is the sexual act of doing somthing to your partner three times or with three items or with three people. Turkish Snow Cone - From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo". It is used to describe the sex act of dipping your wiener into a pile of semen, covering your wiener in semen making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing your snow cone cock in a girl's mouth or vagina. Brown Hogan and Vicky Blazer I think are the names that just "sound" like sex acts. Todd is now finding sex act nicknames in everything... "Saudi Arabian Wing" is a new one from Craig's news story. "Terror Free Gas" - Tyler wants to know what that really means? "You know where I get my gas? Close to my house". something was said about a black eyed penis, but the furnace kicked on, and drowned everything out __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns? Last edited by Dave; 02-15-2007 at 07:52 AM.

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ob1 kenobi Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,293 Throcks: 3,137.18 Thanks: 1,421 Thanked 3,648 Times in 707 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 I was thinking of starting a thread on the sex names early this morning...shortly after that, they mentioned that it would be a great thread. If Super Dave and 3M concur, let's start it up. __________________

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 peppermint swirl When a man finishes having sex with a girl who is on her period, he then sticks his hand into her vagina and swirls it, causing the semen and blood to create a lovely peppermint effect. Peppermint SurpriseThe act of putting a peppermint in to a woman's anus with your tongue and letter her shit it out on to your dick, and then sucks it, swallowing the peppermint AND the cum peppermint pattyWhen a white man recieves a handjob from a black woman using toothpaste as lubricant Hat TrickPenetrating all 3 orifaces of your woman in one sitting - a true hat trick order is standard, anal, oral. Hat Trick Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 Yes go ahead and start the thread.. I can't recall the names sorry.

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mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,640 Throcks: 2,389.38 Thanks: 19,172 Thanked 11,335 Times in 2,626 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 another made up one-the "Brownback Office" __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

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mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,640 Throcks: 2,389.38 Thanks: 19,172 Thanked 11,335 Times in 2,626 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 "Back Sliding Preacher"-another position __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

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OmahaMomma One Hot Momma !!! Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 31 Posts: 919 Throcks: 607.77 Thanks: 313 Thanked 1,062 Times in 219 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 They talked about The Fulla Doll --sort of like Barbie for kids, but she has "muslim values"

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MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,787.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 Here is the sex postion thread for TnT made up sex positions..

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OmahaMomma One Hot Momma !!! Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 31 Posts: 919 Throcks: 607.77 Thanks: 313 Thanked 1,062 Times in 219 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 Phelps and "God Hates Fags" came up once again...that's where we are from (Topeka) and they talked about him protesting Larry the Cable Guy at Kemper, he has moved up though considering for year he protested outside the zoo and in the parks. I'm pretty sure that every kid in Topeka learned gay sex positions(stick figures) from their signs...and well before we even knew what the hell sex was !

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Dave A 39 and a half foot pole! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,870 Throcks: 8,995.32 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,917 Times in 361 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 Todd likes playing that "God Hates A Fag" song, I was trying to find the complete lyrics, but this is all I found “Lord you are my strength, fill me with your love, help me fight these feelings… God hates a fag, God hates a fag, God hates a fag… To enter heaven, there is no back door…. Righteous man, get on your knees, there is no virtue in sodomy! Jesus my savior is the only man for me!” __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

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OmahaMomma One Hot Momma !!! Listens: Web Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 31 Posts: 919 Throcks: 607.77 Thanks: 313 Thanked 1,062 Times in 219 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 Oh and I was telling a couple of you guys not long ago...I was at a gay bar in Topeka about 6 years ago, and two of his " kin" were there...having a "gay" old time .

02-15-2007	#14
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 34 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 570.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 They talked to Todd's dad too, about Al Frankin running for office in Minnesota, and if Todd's parents would vote for him. Todd and his dad said "I love you" to each other...and that was sweet. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

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02-19-2007	#21
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02-18-2007	#17
shockers78 I love Jessica Doll! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Omaha Posts: 29 Throcks: 410.93 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 That song is so horrible! And the bad thing is it's catchy! I freakin caught myself singing it out loud at work and stopped really quickly! LOL. __________________ You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain!

02-18-2007	#18
Chubby Yes.... I'm still a Redneck! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seward, NE Age: 32 Posts: 1,148 Throcks: 472.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TnT Show 02-15-07 I also sing the song out loud at work. I love it. My co-workers ignore me. __________________ Getting Hitched to a Redneck!

02-19-2007	#22
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