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**mike** · 05-16-2007

"The Brazilian Rancher"

**mike** · 05-16-2007

"The Alcohol Infused Tampon"

Dave · 05-16-2007

Ugh, I don't think I want to imagine what that's about.

**mike** · 05-17-2007

"The 2 Foot Long Propeller Wound"

**mike** · 05-21-2007

"The Human Whore Growth Moan"

**mike** · 05-22-2007

"The Danish Windmill"

**mike** · 05-22-2007

"The Mother Humpback"

Dave · 05-23-2007

You know, when Marge from the Untamed Shrews was recently in the studio, they had a call from Gina Gershon(sp?), and she mentioned a children's book that featured a "flaming pea shooter". Marge was surprised that the guys didn't run with that name, "Flaming Pee Shooter" would have been the best Unspeakable Sex Act, but I guess it's lost to the ages now.

**mike** · 05-23-2007

I also remember. But I don't think they ever blessed it.

**mike** · 05-30-2007

"The Gambian Rat"

**mike** · 06-04-2007

"The Lazy Christian"

**mike** · 06-05-2007

"The Double Guantanamo"

**mike** · 06-06-2007

"The Turd Tail"

**mike** · 06-08-2007

"The Teetotallin' Spanish Nun"

jpa · 06-11-2007

"Painting the Ranch"

**mike** · 06-13-2007

"The Dirty Bong"

**mike** · 06-15-2007

"The Jewish Monkey"

jpa · 06-21-2007

not sure of correct spelling

"Deep Chilewac"

**mike** · 06-22-2007

"The Brown Fairy"

Dave · 06-22-2007

How do you pronounce "chilewac"?

**ob1** · 06-22-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

How do you pronounce "chilewac"?

Chilly Wack...I think?

**mike** · 06-22-2007

"The Hairy Nelson"

**mike** · 06-26-2007

"The Bloated Samora"

**mike** · 07-02-2007

"The Wisconsin Cheese Carver"

**mike** · 07-02-2007

"The Bulgarian Professor"

05-16-2007	#176
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Brazilian Rancher" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-16-2007	#177
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Alcohol Infused Tampon" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-16-2007	#178
Dave Administrator Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,119 Throcks: 1,444.72 Thanks: 31 Thanked 105 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" Ugh, I don't think I want to imagine what that's about. __________________ "Pump it up until you can feel it. Pump it up, when you don't really need it." - Elvis Costello -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

05-17-2007	#179
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The 2 Foot Long Propeller Wound" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans Last edited by mike; 05-17-2007 at 07:49 AM.

05-21-2007	#180
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Human Whore Growth Moan" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-22-2007	#181
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Danish Windmill" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-22-2007	#182
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Mother Humpback" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-23-2007	#183
Dave Administrator Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,119 Throcks: 1,444.72 Thanks: 31 Thanked 105 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" You know, when Marge from the Untamed Shrews was recently in the studio, they had a call from Gina Gershon(sp?), and she mentioned a children's book that featured a "flaming pea shooter". Marge was surprised that the guys didn't run with that name, "Flaming Pee Shooter" would have been the best Unspeakable Sex Act, but I guess it's lost to the ages now. __________________ "Pump it up until you can feel it. Pump it up, when you don't really need it." - Elvis Costello -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

05-23-2007	#184
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" I also remember. But I don't think they ever blessed it. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

05-30-2007	#185
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Gambian Rat" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-04-2007	#186
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Lazy Christian" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-05-2007	#187
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Double Guantanamo" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-06-2007	#188
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Turd Tail" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-08-2007	#189
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Teetotallin' Spanish Nun" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-11-2007	#190
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 407.32 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "Painting the Ranch" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

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06-13-2007	#191
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Dirty Bong" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-15-2007	#192
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Jewish Monkey" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-21-2007	#193
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,161 Throcks: 407.32 Thanks: 5 Thanked 63 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" not sure of correct spelling "Deep Chilewac" __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

06-22-2007	#194
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Brown Fairy" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-22-2007	#195
Dave Administrator Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,119 Throcks: 1,444.72 Thanks: 31 Thanked 105 Times in 39 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" How do you pronounce "chilewac"? __________________ "Pump it up until you can feel it. Pump it up, when you don't really need it." - Elvis Costello -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

06-22-2007	#197
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Hairy Nelson" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

06-26-2007	#198
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Bloated Samora" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

07-02-2007	#199
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Wisconsin Cheese Carver" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

07-02-2007	#200
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,103.23 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" "The Bulgarian Professor" __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans