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| Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act" Here's the offical thread that TnT suggested for names of sexual acts and/or positions. Things that sound like sex positions or acts, but really aren't.... Most, if not all, of these are usually finished up with "The Brown Hogan" NOTE: These are "official" and confirmed YAUSA names from the Todd and Tyler Show. Don't accept any imitations of USA's that are being mentioned elsewhere in this thread. Back Sliding Preacher The Brownback Office The Vicky Blazer The Brown Hogan The BK Stacker A Bloody Tiffany The Union Stronghold Burpin' up a Stacker The Arkansas Chunky Salmonella The Frozen Flying Retard The Jewish Firehouse The German Para glider The German Honduran Policing the Dixie Chicks The Saudi Arabian (Hot) Wing The Sixty Dollar Pinot The Dirty Comet The Golden Pig Opening The Dairy Queen The Fuzzy Squirrel The San Diego Dolphin Rape The Alabama Phone Harasser The Canine Hat Trick The Yosemite Sam Mud Flap The Kung Fu Priest The Munchkin Paycheck The Nigerian Smith The Sinful Cheesecake The Atomic Kitten Punchin' The Tigger The Rising Al Qaeda Insurgency The Cocaine Brownie The Mailbu Ball Smoker The Dirty Chameleon The Wounded Dolphin The Tennessee Vice Grip The Elkhorn Holio The Columbian Clown Shooter A Belly Jesus The Golden Parachute The Navajo Windbreaker The Mr Friendly Beard The World Wide Chameleon Spearing the Bush Baby The Bear Hogan The Arching Zorro The Mountain Dew Head The Pinch Hittin' Monkey The Mexican Burrowing Python The Fag Spin The Folding Jesus The Virgin Pizza The Hairy Angel Wings The Baby Face Finster The Hairy Ant Hill The Kinky Jew The Aunt Jemima Aisle The South American Rulon Gardner The Wichita Shocker The French Fry Sandwich The Naked Harry Potter The Indonesian Mud Volcano The Paris Kinkachu The Smoking Penquin The KFC Rat Taco The English Forked Tongue The Java Nine Month Eruption The Athletic Retard The Texas Retractable Dome The Hairy Wife Beater The Wall Mounted Hand Dryer The Articulate Dismount The Brown Pinto The Dutch Gym The Canadian Fondu Penis The Old Guy Ipod The Chinese Coal Miner The Dubai Clap The Florida Ice Bath The Flaming Kiome The Astronaut Dovetail The Fat G.I. The Guacamole Rider The Hot Bertha Exhuming The Big Bopper The Left Handed Man Hug The Naked Cuban The Sunni Raccoon The Pudding Hot Tub The German Dumper The Asian Carp The Belgian Iguana Shocker The Australian Muslim Refund The Stockholm Epileptic Stud The Indiana Warehouse Face The Tight Iditarod The Bohemian Loophole Messin' With The Fetus The Ambian Reach Around The Portugese Priest The Gaza Cesspool The Inner Mongolian Herdsman Fisting The Dolphin The Nesting Turtle The Albanian Headmaster Snortin' Your Dad Stuffing The Colon The Subway Themed Package The Plumber Bob The Iowa Crop Duster Rocked That Crack The Kentucky Grandfather The Cowboy Zombie The Penis Donut The Mexican Moustache The Missouri Boot Heel Split The Kitchen The Shower Shock The Texas Manhandler The Italian Grinder The Pregnant Midget The Mexican Bishop The Mexican Posing Bishop The Ukranian Goat Herder The Iranian Mullet The Angus Ass Bag The Chinese Spit Bag The Driving Midget The Mummified Llama Smothering the Goat The British Wound The Gaping Face The Renny Stennitt The Christian Combover The Hard Craig The Red Oak Tap The Crab Slider Head Wound Vargas The Ho Henry The Brazilian Rancher The Alcohol Infused Tampon The 2 Foot Long Propeller Wound The Gambian Rat The Lazy Christian The Double Guantanamo The Turd Tail The Teetotallin' Spanish Nun Painting the Ranch The Dirty Bong The Jewish Monkey The Deep Chilewac The Brown Fairy The Hairy Nelson The Bloated Samora The Wisconsin Cheese Carver The Bulgarian Professor The Nut Ball Box The Halibut Spotter The Camel Toe Hash The Smokin' Ski Lift The Dirty Hut The Hotel Burrito The Kansas Brownback A Partial Face Plant Nailing Her In The Vocal Booth The Aztec Pyramid The Apple Copter The Muddy Mo The Squatting Log Thrower The Maryland Fudge The Montana Wild Fire The Dirty License Plate The Bohemian Highway The Yogurt Tanker The Flinging Chimpanzee The Dirty Martini The Idaho Sausage The Cuban Colon Scrape The Asian Umpire The Monkey River The Florida Furniture Maker The Western Haircut The Sodomy Punch The Poker Bracelet The Malaysian Doctor The California Woodworker The Old Panamanian General The Mars Rover The Naked Drywaller The Russian Mayor The Chinese Miner The Naked Danny De Vito The Tennessee Preacher The Brown Sanders The Clayton Fletcher The Venezuelan Coroner The Laptop Poopstand The Blind Shake The Idaho Statesman The Crated Flamingo The Furry Russian Hat The Alabama Grandma The Fork in the Back Road The Australian Burglar The Senior High Helmet The Asian Flute Hurtin' The Dog The Mormon Mullet The Arkansas Nun The 43 Yr Old Indonesian Worker The Hispanic Nurse The Husky Redhead The Dirty Headgear The Smiling Buckeye The Hog Hat The South African Miner The London Think Tank The Alabama Minister The Louisiana Judge The Old Guy I-Pod The Stuttering Birth Mom The Mexican Cardinal The Malibu Castle The Harry Potter The Dutch Magician The Flame Dropper The Drip Torch The Flame Bucket The Philadelphia Judge The Mangy Bear The Somalian Pirate The American Destroyer The Golden Maury The Jewish Freshman The Burlington Hawkeye The Infected Nation The Drunken Hazelwood The Fetus Sandwich The Golden Parachute The Navy Training Bomb The Orbiting Outpost The Fat Kelly The Boston Priest The Hairy Bomb The Ancient Yellowstone Crater The Disgruntled O.J. The Wisconsin Mother The Georgia Drought The Rear Admiral Bone The 10 Dollar Cowboy The Des Moines Mudslide The Stubbly Faced Bride The Nevada Brothel Owner The Buffalo Airport The Pocono Camel The Old Man Pill Cutter The Chilean Prostitute The South Korean Quarry Worker The Messy Senator The Washington Lawmaker The Chinese Secretary The Italian Priest The Sicilian Priest The Smuggling Tunnel The Navy Cruiser The German Minister The Old Lady Pill Cutter The Ron Paul Surge The Oregon Mudslide The Mormon Corridor The French Press The Philadelphia Fund Raiser The Pulitzer Surprise The Jug Twitty The Arizona Beauty Queen The Hairy Morgan The Detroit Bus Driver The Ditch Notch The Power Salad The Stump Split The Larson Ice Shelf The Filipino Monkey The Hairy Callahan" The Cleveland Receptionist The Black Sergeant The Jean Felix Brown The Duty Belt The Filthy Republican The Utah Mother The Back Alley Blimp The Nevada Caucus The Kansas Rugburn The Denver White Knuckle The Angry Nancy The Black Mullet The Mexican Flaming Banana The Oklahoma Panhandle The Bob Shoot Jr The Yori Yuri Shim Bun The Mercury Spider The South Florida Grandmother The Italian Urologist The Florida Fire Chief The Blood Wagon The Croatian Fisherman The Alaskan Drilling Rights The Chinese Superbowl The Austrian Soldier The Heisman Loophole The French Bulldog The 1975 Crack Pipe The Danish Flag The Belgium Waffle The Millionaire Popper The One-Legged Mom The Albuquerque House Fire The French Engineer The Vicki Iceman The European Easter Bunny The Tennessee Lawmaker The Elderly Maryland Man The Mexican Style Horse Trip The Florida Mom The Technology Jones The University Professer The Georgia Iron Worker The Virginia Smoker The Gooey Duck The Golden Rasberry The Minnesota Bar Owner The Somali Elder The Mexican Cigarette Pack The Chinese Doctor The Finnish Plan 24 Cuban Migrants Dick Sanders The Georgia Congressman The Super Preacher The Flaming Limbaugh The Indian Train The Rabid Attacking Squirrel The Oregon Mayor The Oregonian Staff The Asian Father The Hairy O'Bama The Boston Manager The Michigan Researcher The Virginia Drunk Driver The Minnesota Bus Driver The Conneticut Freshman The Wisconsin Cook The Russian Fisherman The Russian Home Owner The Raping Moth The Dallas Firefighter The Japanese Laboratory The Oregon Urologist The California Wolverine The Chinese E-mail The Mexican Truck Program The Blind Governor The Bottlenose Dolphin The Jello Fortune The Canadian Robot The Barnyard Challenge The Backup Server The Fleeting C-Bomb 2 Space Walking Astronauts The Tommy Finger The Razor Gator The Tennessee Governor The Voluntary Crucifixion The Santa Fe New Mexican The Nebraska Butcher The Kansas Punter The Laotian Cutter The Big Beaver Road The Square Dancing Tractor The Sleepy Hobo The Tijuana Baby Arm The Fresno Brown Out The Sacramento Cookie Party The Gettysburg Sleeping Bag The Skinny Trav The Florida Band Teacher The Heavy Set Douchebag The Two Faced Indian Baby The Baltimore High School Teacher The Wichita Priest The Vermont Air National Guard The Midwestern Brown Eye The Butter-Dirt Brownie The Haitian Dirt Cookie The Flaming Lawnmower The Danish Nursing Home The Spanish Tuna Boat The Finnish Worker The Brown Miata The Alaskan Crab Boat The Chinese Lawyer The Party Balloon Priest The Brown Miata The Roman Soldier Last edited by Dave; 2 Weeks Ago at 07:52 AM. Reason: (adding all suggested names to this first post) |
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name Back Sliding Preacher Last edited by MMM; 02-15-2007 at 07:26 AM. |
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "The Brownback Office"
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "The Vicky Blazer"
__________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice Last edited by MMM; 02-15-2007 at 07:27 AM. |
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "The Brown Hogan"
__________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice Last edited by MMM; 02-15-2007 at 07:27 AM. |
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| Straight Pimpin ![]() | Re: Yet Another Great Position Name I just changed the thread title to try to keep the porn search engines from indexing it.
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name ^Thanks Boss! |
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "The BK Stacker"
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "A Bloody Tiffany"
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "The Union Stronghold"
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "Burpin' up a Stacker"
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "Arkansas Chunky Salmonella"
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| I love Jessica Doll! ![]() Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Omaha
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name Snowplow! |
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "Frozen Flying Retard"
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name They had another one a little while ago "Jewish Firehouse" |
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| Funny Bone Doorman ![]() Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha Age: 28
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name They just mentioned 2 we missed..."German Paraglider" & "Arkansas Chunky Salmonila" |
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| Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name German Honduran (sp) |
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "The Saudi Arabian (Hot) Wing" (taken from Segment 3, 2/15; approx 12:30)
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name good catch Donnie!
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name Sixty Dollar Pinot
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "Policing the Dixie Chicks"
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name Living in the area i have to contribute "The Green Bay Packer". It just sounds sexual.
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name Did TnT say that one, or did you make it up? This thread is for one's that come out of the show.
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "Dirty Comet"
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| Re: Yet Another Great Position Name "Golden Pig" |
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