Todd and Tyler Unauthorized Forums

Bud · 02-07-2008

Lets get a vBook going on this.
This thread is for discussion before actually posting the event.

Currently for Contestants we have:
Todd
Tyler
Travis - if he doesn't puss out
Craig
Big P

I think Todd said his odds are 11,000-1
We could then set the field like this?

Tyler 3-1
Craig 3-1
Big P 3-1
Trav 10-1 (for puss out factor)
Todd 11,000 - 1

Let's hear your thoughts!!

Daphne · 02-07-2008

my money's on Craig

pid · 02-07-2008

My $$ is on Trav unless he chickens out...I find it ironic that just last week Opie and Anthony did the exact same bit!

Dave · 02-07-2008

According to this site, Opie and Anthony did their "Sperm Bowl" back in 1996
FoundryMusic.Com Media: Opie and Anthony Sperm Bowl - Part 1

MMM · 02-07-2008

Does the person who guesses the closest for each one win something?? (Maybe I don't want to know what the answer to that is?)

I will bet on Craig.

Thender · 02-07-2008

RyanB. · 02-07-2008

What's the point!

Dave · 02-08-2008

ok, here is my non-scientific opinion, and I feel dirty just thinking about it.

Todd - 10,000 to 1. Not only is he fixed, but years of abusing his body with THC may make any strays waggle when they're supposed to wiggle. Also, I'm not sure if he can finish "the test" because he might have a panic attack.

Tyler - 4 to 1. Also spent a few years abusing his body, and he and Todd are the oldest of the group. An aged seed my die quicker in the collection plate. Also, whoever tests Tyler's sample may not be able to see anything with all of Tyler's "wild fire" hair in it. Hopefully he trims before his sample is collected.

Craig - 4 to 1. Years of smokin', whorin', and smokin' may have an affect on Craig. Elusive and Slow Talking, it may also be difficult to get a timely sample from him if he has to collect it at home after showing his "Oh! face" to his harem of 7 women. Some may say that being the son of a preacher man may help his chances, others may disagree.

Big Pussy - 2 to 1. Puss is the youngest and the least affected by the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. I'm not sure if he has kids though, so that might be a warning sign. I would be concerned with Puss overshooting the cup, or blowing a hole through it. Also, with a name like "Big Pussy", that in itself could decrease any man's sperm count.

Travis - 7/2. Trav's got to be the odds on favorite, simply because he's the most fertile, and he's "The boy who doesn't masturbate" according to Lewis Black, so you just KNOW he's got a few hundred extra swimmers in there just waiting to be unleashed at any time. It may also be hard to collect a sample from Travis, as he most certainly doesn't masturbate, so his wife would have to be convinced to participate in the contest for all the riches and glories that winning would bring. Trav's Nazi connections may hurt, or help, his chances, in getting the biggest bang for the buck.

Bud · 02-08-2008

Nice work Dave.

I can't argue with those odds.

ob1 · 02-08-2008

Sweet job guys!

Get the vb put up Bud and let's get going...

"May the ejaculations begin!"

Thender · 02-08-2008

"Bunch of fags!"

Bud · 02-08-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

Sweet job guys!

Get the vb put up Bud and let's get going...

"May the ejaculations begin!"

Have they set a date yet for the jerk off?

I could jet set the closing date way out there then edit it when they announce when it will take place.

Bud · 02-08-2008

Dave, did you mean 3/2 for Travis if he is the favorite? 7/2 would make Big P the favorite at 2/1.

Bud · 02-08-2008

I just listed to the .mpg (boss is gone

) from this morning. Black Tony may be in as well as the Program Director also.

dracula · 02-08-2008

I think there should be a prop bet if Trav chickens out or not.....

Bud · 02-08-2008

I can do that in the Casino betting area.

LenDog · 02-08-2008

I'm in. I think my money is on Puss. Trav wear's capri pants and all.

Todd may suprise you guys, because he doesn't wear underware.

Dave · 02-08-2008

yes, 3/2 for Trav, sorry, didn't do my fractions right.

I think Jessica Dol should participate just to get the women representing.

Black Tony would be hard odds to figure out, nobody knows any history of his "output", but he likes the white ladies.

02-07-2008	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,940 Throcks: 1,172	The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest Lets get a vBook going on this. This thread is for discussion before actually posting the event. Currently for Contestants we have: Todd Tyler Travis - if he doesn't puss out Craig Big P I think Todd said his odds are 11,000-1 We could then set the field like this? Tyler 3-1 Craig 3-1 Big P 3-1 Trav 10-1 (for puss out factor) Todd 11,000 - 1 Let's hear your thoughts!! __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

02-07-2008	#2
Daphne Special Members Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 86 Posts: 1,077 Throcks: 100	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest my money's on Craig

02-07-2008	#3
pid TnTU Pre-school Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1 Throcks: 100	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest My $$ is on Trav unless he chickens out...I find it ironic that just last week Opie and Anthony did the exact same bit!

02-07-2008	#4
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,000 Throcks: 380	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest According to this site, Opie and Anthony did their "Sperm Bowl" back in 1996 FoundryMusic.Com Media: Opie and Anthony Sperm Bowl - Part 1 __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

02-07-2008	#5
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,051 Throcks: 103	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest Does the person who guesses the closest for each one win something?? (Maybe I don't want to know what the answer to that is?) I will bet on Craig. Last edited by MMM; 02-07-2008 at 08:47 PM.

02-07-2008	#6
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,215 Throcks: 139	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

02-07-2008	#7
RyanB. even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37 Posts: 1,159 Throcks: 100	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest What's the point! __________________ If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

02-08-2008	#8
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,000 Throcks: 380	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest ok, here is my non-scientific opinion, and I feel dirty just thinking about it. Todd - 10,000 to 1. Not only is he fixed, but years of abusing his body with THC may make any strays waggle when they're supposed to wiggle. Also, I'm not sure if he can finish "the test" because he might have a panic attack. Tyler - 4 to 1. Also spent a few years abusing his body, and he and Todd are the oldest of the group. An aged seed my die quicker in the collection plate. Also, whoever tests Tyler's sample may not be able to see anything with all of Tyler's "wild fire" hair in it. Hopefully he trims before his sample is collected. Craig - 4 to 1. Years of smokin', whorin', and smokin' may have an affect on Craig. Elusive and Slow Talking, it may also be difficult to get a timely sample from him if he has to collect it at home after showing his "Oh! face" to his harem of 7 women. Some may say that being the son of a preacher man may help his chances, others may disagree. Big Pussy - 2 to 1. Puss is the youngest and the least affected by the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. I'm not sure if he has kids though, so that might be a warning sign. I would be concerned with Puss overshooting the cup, or blowing a hole through it. Also, with a name like "Big Pussy", that in itself could decrease any man's sperm count. Travis - 7/2. Trav's got to be the odds on favorite, simply because he's the most fertile, and he's "The boy who doesn't masturbate" according to Lewis Black, so you just KNOW he's got a few hundred extra swimmers in there just waiting to be unleashed at any time. It may also be hard to collect a sample from Travis, as he most certainly doesn't masturbate, so his wife would have to be convinced to participate in the contest for all the riches and glories that winning would bring. Trav's Nazi connections may hurt, or help, his chances, in getting the biggest bang for the buck. __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire Last edited by Dave; 02-08-2008 at 08:14 AM.

02-08-2008	#10
ob1 Special Members Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 5,844 Throcks: 8	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest Sweet job guys! Get the vb put up Bud and let's get going... "May the ejaculations begin!"

02-08-2008	#15
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 1,300 Throcks: 27	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest I think there should be a prop bet if Trav chickens out or not..... __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

02-08-2008	#17
LenDog tntvideos.net Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 38 Posts: 350 Throcks: 1	Re: The Todd and Tyler Sperm Count Contest I'm in. I think my money is on Puss. Trav wear's capri pants and all. Todd may suprise you guys, because he doesn't wear underware. __________________ Visit http://www.tntvideos.net and http://www.lendog.com at least 5 times a day!

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