bachelor party shennaigans

Nazarah

The stickiest of the ickiest
I just got word that on the 8th of April, I get to help plan a bachelor party for a friend of the group that we all went to high school with.

We need suggestions for crazy things to make the guy do. Of course we are going to do the traditional "get him drunk and take him to a strip club" thing to start the night............but it can't end there! :woot:

I know at least a few of you have been in my shoes once before, so help me out!:woohoo:
 

kazzman

TnTU Junior
Don't take him to a strip club, that is weak. Hire a stripper, Delilah. If she is still in town. She has been on the show before. You will not be disappointed, and she will make him do plenty of crazy things.
 

2ox

it makes good good sense
after he passes out, write "I banged (insert any female name here)" on his forehead with a sharpie. Test that marriage before it even gets off the ground!
 

shutterbug

Off The Deep End
Man remind me not to make you mad!!!
 

teachergirl

TnTU Phd
I totally know what you can do!

Get a couple of bottles of wine, and dress in your pjs...rent a silly, romantic movie, and talk all about what the tuxedos are going to look like. Then, you can paint each other's toe nails, and have a pillow fight in your underwear.

That would be the BEST BACHELOR PARTY ever!! I'm sure the groom would NEVER forget it, and would THANK you everyday for such a wonderful night!
 

jugHEAD

Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby!
If he golfs take him out golfinng for 9 holes at a laid back course (no place too nice that will get pissed and kick you off). Each hole have a trick shot ..... tee off with your beer in your mouth or your pants on your ankles, chug a beer and then spin around ten times and try to putt! Stupid stuff like that. And the kicker is he has to drink a beer a hole. Do this early in the day, so you can sober up for the night. My guys did this and we went back to the house and bbq'd and sobered up (verfy little). The BBQ gives grandpas and older uncles a chance to come and join in and not get to nasty. Like with the strippers and stuff. We then ended up closing the Buffet at the casinos.... i ate about 10 lbs of shrimp..... puked int he bathroom, and went back and ate more!
 

Nazarah

The stickiest of the ickiest
jugHEAD said:
If he golfs take him out golfinng for 9 holes at a laid back course (no place too nice that will get pissed and kick you off). Each hole have a trick shot ..... tee off with your beer in your mouth or your pants on your ankles, chug a beer and then spin around ten times and try to putt! Stupid stuff like that. And the kicker is he has to drink a beer a hole. Do this early in the day, so you can sober up for the night. My guys did this and we went back to the house and bbq'd and sobered up (verfy little). The BBQ gives grandpas and older uncles a chance to come and join in and not get to nasty. Like with the strippers and stuff. We then ended up closing the Buffet at the casinos.... i ate about 10 lbs of shrimp..... puked int he bathroom, and went back and ate more!
the golfing thing is a cool idea, but with how the weather is coming along, I don't think we'll be able to do that.

I'll have to keep that in mind though for the bachelor party for another friend later in the year.........................good stuff :bigsmile:
 

Nazarah

The stickiest of the ickiest
teachergirl said:
I totally know what you can do!

Get a couple of bottles of wine, and dress in your pjs...rent a silly, romantic movie, and talk all about what the tuxedos are going to look like. Then, you can paint each other's toe nails, and have a pillow fight in your underwear.

That would be the BEST BACHELOR PARTY ever!! I'm sure the groom would NEVER forget it, and would THANK you everyday for such a wonderful night!
Well if by "a couple bottles of wine" you really mean "a shitload of beer" and by "in your PJ's" you really mean "in your regular clothes" and by "paint each other's toe nails" you really mean "find strippers with painted toe nails" and by "have a pillow fight in your underwear" you really mean "watch strippers in their underwear".........................then I think we get that done.:lol:
 

teachergirl

TnTU Phd
See! I knew it would be a PERFECT idea!

You boys will have so much fun! Take pictures and then you can put them in your scrapbook!

Oh boy! Maybe you could have a scrapbook party too!
 

2ox

it makes good good sense
be careful josh......with all those pancakes you eat, cardiac arrest is highly probable.
 

Alinthemorning

Unofficial TNT Contributor
I recommend - calling one of the area strip joints to ask about having them come to the bachelor party. It might cost you some coin -$200-300, but money well spent. Be sure to tip well. Also, maybe rent a big room at one of the casinos. Have the party there. Then if some don't want to be there for the stripper or something, they can go gamble. Plus, you will have something to do after she goes home at 9. Get some room service to put food in the room so you have snack foods. Everyone gets hungry when they drink and get horny. Right Teachergirl?

This worked great for the last bachelor party I planned......
 

teachergirl

TnTU Phd
Well, when I drink, I just get horny.

Food is optional.
 

yo mama

New Member
Go and play laser tag at skateland.:sniper:
 

Chris84

Goes down smooth.
Lose the lasers and guns and replace them with paintballs and paintball guns....but get drunk before hand.

Oh and I would like to take this time to extend an offer to teachergirl to the pants party...the party with pants.
 
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