Yet Another "Unspeakable Sex Act"

ob1

oh bee one
Here's the offical thread that TnT suggested for names of sexual acts and/or positions.

Things that sound like sex positions or acts, but really aren't....

Most, if not all, of these are usually finished up with "The Brown Hogan"

NOTE: These are "official" and confirmed YAUSA names from the Todd and Tyler Show. Don't accept any imitations of USA's that are being mentioned elsewhere in this thread.

The Back Sliding Preacher
The Brownback Office
The Vicky Blazer
The Brown Hogan
The BK Stacker
A Bloody Tiffany
The Union Stronghold
Burpin' up a Stacker
The Arkansas Chunky Salmonella
The Frozen Flying Retard
The Jewish Firehouse
The German Para glider
The German Honduran
Policing the Dixie Chicks
The Saudi Arabian (Hot) Wing
The Sixty Dollar Pinot
The Dirty Comet
The Golden Pig
Opening The Dairy Queen
The Fuzzy Squirrel
The San Diego Dolphin Rape
The Alabama Phone Harasser
The Canine Hat Trick
The Yosemite Sam Mud Flap
The Kung Fu Priest
The Munchkin Paycheck
The Nigerian Smith
The Sinful Cheesecake
The Atomic Kitten
Punchin' The Tigger
The Rising Al Qaeda Insurgency
The Cocaine Brownie
The Mailbu Ball Smoker
The Dirty Chameleon
The Wounded Dolphin
The Tennessee Vice Grip
The Elkhorn Holio
The Columbian Clown Shooter
A Belly Jesus
The Golden Parachute
The Navajo Windbreaker
The Mr Friendly Beard
The World Wide Chameleon
Spearing the Bush Baby
The Bear Hogan
The Arching Zorro
The Mountain Dew Head
The Pinch Hittin' Monkey
The Mexican Burrowing Python
The Fag Spin
The Folding Jesus
The Virgin Pizza
The Hairy Angel Wings
The Baby Face Finster
The Hairy Ant Hill
The Kinky Jew
The Aunt Jemima Aisle
The South American Rulon Gardner
The Wichita Shocker
The French Fry Sandwich
The Naked Harry Potter
The Indonesian Mud Volcano
The Paris Kinkachu
The Smoking Penquin
The KFC Rat Taco
The English Forked Tongue
The Java Nine Month Eruption
The Athletic Retard
The Texas Retractable Dome
The Hairy Wife Beater
The Wall Mounted Hand Dryer
The Articulate Dismount
The Brown Pinto
The Dutch Gym
The Canadian Fondu Penis
The Old Guy Ipod
The Chinese Coal Miner
The Dubai Clap
The Florida Ice Bath
The Flaming Kiome
The Astronaut Dovetail
The Fat G.I.
The Guacamole Rider
The Hot Bertha
Exhuming The Big Bopper
The Left Handed Man Hug
The Naked Cuban
The Sunni Raccoon
The Pudding Hot Tub
The German Dumper
The Asian Carp
The Belgian Iguana Shocker
The Australian Muslim Refund
The Stockholm Epileptic Stud
The Indiana Warehouse Face
The Tight Iditarod
The Bohemian Loophole
Messin' With The Fetus
The Ambian Reach Around
The Portugese Priest
The Gaza Cesspool
The Inner Mongolian Herdsman
Fisting The Dolphin
The Nesting Turtle
The Albanian Headmaster
Snortin' Your Dad
Stuffing The Colon
The Subway Themed Package
The Plumber Bob
The Iowa Crop Duster
Rocked That Crack
The Kentucky Grandfather
The Cowboy Zombie
The Penis Donut
The Mexican Moustache
The Missouri Boot Heel
Split The Kitchen
The Shower Shock
The Texas Manhandler
The Italian Grinder
The Pregnant Midget
The Mexican Bishop
The Mexican Posing Bishop
The Ukranian Goat Herder
The Iranian Mullet
The Angus Ass Bag
The Chinese Spit Bag
The Driving Midget
The Mummified Llama
Smothering the Goat
The British Wound
The Gaping Face
The Renny Stennitt
The Christian Combover
The Hard Craig
The Red Oak Tap
The Crab Slider
Head Wound Vargas
The Ho Henry
The Brazilian Rancher
The Alcohol Infused Tampon
The 2 Foot Long Propeller Wound
The Gambian Rat
The Lazy Christian
The Double Guantanamo
The Turd Tail
The Teetotallin' Spanish Nun
Painting the Ranch
The Dirty Bong
The Jewish Monkey
The Deep Chilewac
The Brown Fairy
The Hairy Nelson
The Bloated Samora
The Wisconsin Cheese Carver
The Bulgarian Professor
The Nut Ball Box
The Halibut Spotter
The Camel Toe Hash
The Smokin' Ski Lift
The Dirty Hut
The Hotel Burrito
The Kansas Brownback
A Partial Face Plant
Nailing Her In The Vocal Booth
The Aztec Pyramid
The Apple Copter
The Muddy Mo
The Squatting Log Thrower
The Maryland Fudge
The Montana Wild Fire
The Dirty License Plate
The Bohemian Highway
The Yogurt Tanker
The Flinging Chimpanzee
The Dirty Martini
The Idaho Sausage
The Cuban Colon Scrape
The Asian Umpire
The Monkey River
The Florida Furniture Maker
The Western Haircut
The Sodomy Punch
The Poker Bracelet
The Malaysian Doctor
The California Woodworker
The Old Panamanian General
The Mars Rover
The Naked Drywaller
The Russian Mayor
The Chinese Miner
The Naked Danny De Vito
The Tennessee Preacher
The Brown Sanders
The Clayton Fletcher
The Venezuelan Coroner
The Laptop Poopstand
The Blind Shake
The Idaho Statesman
The Crated Flamingo
The Furry Russian Hat
The Alabama Grandma
The Fork in the Back Road
The Australian Burglar
The Senior High Helmet
The Asian Flute
Hurtin' The Dog
The Mormon Mullet
The Arkansas Nun
The 43 Yr Old Indonesian Worker
The Hispanic Nurse
The Husky Redhead
The Dirty Headgear
The Smiling Buckeye
The Hog Hat
The South African Miner
The London Think Tank
The Alabama Minister
The Louisiana Judge
The Old Guy I-Pod
The Stuttering Birth Mom
The Mexican Cardinal
The Malibu Castle
The Harry Potter
The Dutch Magician
The Flame Dropper
The Drip Torch
The Flame Bucket
The Philadelphia Judge
The Mangy Bear
The Somalian Pirate
The American Destroyer
The Golden Maury
The Jewish Freshman
The Burlington Hawkeye
The Infected Nation
The Drunken Hazelwood
The Fetus Sandwich
The Golden Parachute
The Navy Training Bomb
The Orbiting Outpost
The Fat Kelly
The Boston Priest
The Hairy Bomb
The Ancient Yellowstone Crater
The Disgruntled O.J.
The Wisconsin Mother
The Georgia Drought
The Rear Admiral Bone
The 10 Dollar Cowboy
The Des Moines Mudslide
The Stubbly Faced Bride
The Nevada Brothel Owner
The Buffalo Airport
The Pocono Camel
The Old Man Pill Cutter
The Chilean Prostitute
The South Korean Quarry Worker
The Messy Senator
The Washington Lawmaker
The Chinese Secretary
The Italian Priest
The Sicilian Priest
The Smuggling Tunnel
The Navy Cruiser
The German Minister
The Old Lady Pill Cutter
The Ron Paul Surge
The Oregon Mudslide
The Mormon Corridor
The French Press
The Philadelphia Fund Raiser
The Pulitzer Surprise
The Jug Twitty
The Arizona Beauty Queen
The Hairy Morgan
The Detroit Bus Driver
The Ditch Notch
The Power Salad
The Stump Split
The Larson Ice Shelf
The Filipino Monkey
The Hairy Callahan"
The Cleveland Receptionist
The Black Sergeant
The Jean Felix Brown
The Duty Belt
The Filthy Republican
The Utah Mother
The Back Alley Blimp
The Nevada Caucus
The Kansas Rugburn
The Denver White Knuckle
The Angry Nancy
The Black Mullet
The Mexican Flaming Banana
The Oklahoma Panhandle
The Bob Shoot Jr
The Yori Yuri Shim Bun
The Mercury Spider
The South Florida Grandmother
The Italian Urologist
The Florida Fire Chief
The Blood Wagon
The Croatian Fisherman
The Alaskan Drilling Rights
The Chinese Superbowl
The Austrian Soldier
The Heisman Loophole
The French Bulldog
The 1975 Crack Pipe
The Danish Flag
The Belgium Waffle
The Millionaire Popper
The One-Legged Mom
The Albuquerque House Fire
The French Engineer
The Vicki Iceman
The European Easter Bunny
The Tennessee Lawmaker
The Elderly Maryland Man
The Mexican Style Horse Trip
The Florida Mom
The Technology Jones
The University Professer
The Georgia Iron Worker
The Virginia Smoker
The Gooey Duck
The Golden Rasberry
The Minnesota Bar Owner
The Somali Elder
The Mexican Cigarette Pack
The Chinese Doctor
The Finnish Plan
24 Cuban Migrants
Dick Sanders
The Georgia Congressman
The Super Preacher
The Flaming Limbaugh
The Indian Train
The Rabid Attacking Squirrel
The Oregon Mayor
The Oregonian Staff
The Asian Father
The Hairy O'Bama
The Boston Manager
The Michigan Researcher
The Virginia Drunk Driver
The Minnesota Bus Driver
The Conneticut Freshman
The Wisconsin Cook
The Russian Fisherman
The Russian Home Owner
The Raping Moth
The Dallas Firefighter
The Japanese Laboratory
The Oregon Urologist
The California Wolverine
The Chinese E-mail
The Mexican Truck Program
The Blind Governor
The Bottlenose Dolphin
The Jello Fortune
The Canadian Robot
The Barnyard Challenge
The Backup Server
The Fleeting C-Bomb
2 Space Walking Astronauts
The Tommy Finger
The Razor Gator
The Tennessee Governor
The Voluntary Crucifixion
The Santa Fe New Mexican
The Nebraska Butcher
The Kansas Punter
The Laotian Cutter
The Big Beaver Road
The Square Dancing Tractor
The Sleepy Hobo
The Tijuana Baby Arm
The Fresno Brown Out
The Sacramento Cookie Party
The Gettysburg Sleeping Bag
The Skinny Trav
The Florida Band Teacher
The Heavy Set Douchebag
The Two Faced Indian Baby
The Baltimore High School Teacher
The Wichita Priest
The Vermont Air National Guard
The Midwestern Brown Eye
The Butter-Dirt Brownie
The Haitian Dirt Cookie
The Flaming Lawnmower
The Danish Nursing Home
The Spanish Tuna Boat
The Finnish Worker
The Brown Miata
The Alaskan Crab Boat
The Chinese Lawyer
The Party Balloon Priest
The Brown Miata
The Roman Soldier
The Dominican Dirt Cookie
The Chinese Train Wreck
The Balding Penquin
The Honduran Prison Riot
The Chilean Politician
The Big Brown
The Chilean Volcano
The Guam Caucus
The Liberal Leader
The Texas Sinkhole
The Branson Bypass
The Bearded Dragon
The Gay Chopper Ride
The Virginian Pilot
The Louisiana Toxic Spill
The Backyard Refinery
The Transitional Deacon
The Scootin' Preacher
The Hawaiian Airport
The Kenyan Long Distance Bone
The Israeli Tourist
The Illinois Homeless Man
The Retarded Church Goer
The Space Plumber
The Willie Hunta
The Phoenix Mars Landing
The Asian Coworker
The Palmetto Scoop
The Indonesian Boiling Mud Volcano
The Protesting Truck Driver
The Sweaty Priest
The Sensitive Skin Head
The Indiana Firefighter
The Stunt Diver
The Annie Brown
The Iowa Professor
The Russian Cargo Plane
The Ohio Mail Carrier
The Iraqi Inside Scoop
The Melbourne Judge
The Catholic Hitman
The Canadian Greyhound
The Polish Missle
The Hong Kong Picnic Table
The Indian Stabber
The Croatian Rower
Chinese Airport
The Chinese Discus Thrower
The Belgium Supporter
The Michigan Nurse
The Paraguayan Javelin Thrower
Chinese Sound Guy
The University of Iowa Professor
The Sandy Picker
The Alaskan Public Safety Commissioner
The Texas Catheter
The African Health Worker
The Chinese Juice Maker
The Missouri Rough Sprinkle
The Oregon Huracorn
The California Farm Worker
The Indiana Trucker
The Silver Asian Carp
The Rosy Fletcher
The Hobo Jim
The Armenian Money Train
The Connecticut Toy Maker
The Large Hard On Collider
The Muslim Meatpacker
The Alaska Flying Moose
The South Korean Law Maker
The Lincoln Chafing
The Rhode Island Senator
The Colorado Meat Packing Plant
The Roman Chucklehut
The Ass Judge
The French Judge
The Honolulu Advertiser
The Flying Nazi Helmet
The Idaho Russet
The Nazi Coordinater
The Palin Nip Slip
The Australian Surfer
The Mangled Donger
The Somalian Muslims
The Italian Raffle
The German Researcher
The Bus Stop Pan Handler
The Bust Out Pan Handle
The Indian Train Robber
The Golden Beckham
The Colorado Fifth Grader
The Volunteer Cowboy
The Bo Weevil
The British Chocolate Maker
The Australian Gun Lobbyist
Working The North Slope
The Virgin Island Rum Maker
The Wisconsin Syphoner
The Illinois Warrant
The San Diego Fire Man
The Duke Ellington Orchestra Trombonist
The Sun Devil Bumper Hitch
The Connecticut Post
The Shanghai Composite
The Memphis Judge
The Iowa Political Science Professor
The Frail Centurion
The Spam Ring
The Old Man Bush Mask
The Italian Laundromat
The Crusty Nader
The Farting Hitler
The Pocket Fly Rod
The Nader Magnet
The Cheese Curl
The Italian Autobahn
The Japanese Yeti
The Inland Mongul
Flaming McCain
The Retarded Schwarzenegger
The Shirtless Gaston
The Burning McCain
The Wichita Ballroom
The Missouri Professor
The Wichita Toy Run
The Unruly Puerto Rican
The Chinese Stimulus Package
The Polish Lawmaker
The $20.00 Bail Out
The Mexican Rodeo
The Crystal Geyser
The Nigerian Preacher
The Somalian Pirate
The Indian Navy Warship
The Boston Chinaman
The Floating Tool Kit
The Hand Luggage Search
The Carol Browner
The Osceola Cheese Joint
Bloody Pistol
The Overboard Christer
The Bob Corker
The Albuquerque Pimp
The Big Purple Evans
The Dangling Gondola
The Indonesian Tugboat
The Chinese Fishing Boat
The Turkish Cargo Ship
The Virginia Halfway House
The Blind Irishman
The Cockhead Installer
The Government Mule
The Portugese Water Dog
The Alabama Con Man
The Golden Coffin
The Dick Luger
The Cuban Embargo
The Lazy Legislature
The Democratic Donor
The Rolling Furlough
The Tiger Trail
The Concrete Pagoda
The Global Gag Rule
The Dirty Oprah
The Rented Impala
The California Defendant
The Kenyan Half Brother
The European Software
The Venezeulian Police Man
The Denying Bishop
The Arizona Rancher
The Standard Poodle
The Joliet Jackhammer
The Arkansas House
The Harvard Endowment
The Wooster Button Quail
The Texas Fireball
The Dutch Lawmaker
The Denver Archbishop
The Georgia Law Maker
The Brazilian Priest
The Austrian Chemist
The Horizontal Seat Rail
The Struggling Homeowner
The Hairy Turtle
The Holocaust Denying Bishop
The Indonesian Villager
The Waxed Tipped Bottle
The Tunesian Pilot
The Rain Swollen Red River
The Bald Eagle
The Alabama Judge
The Italian GPS
The Irish Car Bomb
The Brown Russian
The Peruvian Farmer
The Stinky Pete
The Harry Stonebraker
The Swimming Mexican
The Bob Drawbaugh
The Dragonball
The Sandy Perry
The Polish Politician
The Husky Furlong
The Lazy Dick
The Jamaican Hijacker
The Amish Heater
The Unnamed Admiral
The Bacon Blow Torch
The Complex Arrangement Of Pork
The Indian Cat Fight
The Old Guy Cenegetics
The Norman Brown
The Mini Oil Tanker
The Used Wheel Barrow
The Jacked Up Joe Paterno
The Southern Indiana Bachelor Party
The Dirty Brown Eagle
The Tweed Patch
The Off Duty Dave
The Italian Prime Minister
The Menstrating Horse
The Space Walking Astronaut
The Old Man Tee Box
Seeing Eye Poodle
The Flemish Cap
The Tight Wad Hill
The Dutch Vessel
The Gentleman's Jack
The Croatian Politician
The Three-Bay
The Minnesota Mom
The Rusty Sharipova
The Thai Coroner
The Struggling Rancher
The Asian Asshat
The Colony Collapse Disorder
The Rusty Brown
The Wigless Phil Spector
The Brazilian Supreme Court
The 30 Car Pile Up
The Ground Nesting Wild Birds
The Two Day Grab Ass
The Iranian Harley Raffle
The Canadian Butt Digging
The Grand Funk Railroad
The Ruling Junta
The Chocolate Bullet
The Snow Monkey
The Rusty Wallace
The Vaginal Vault
The Iranian Sparkler
The Rusty Staub
The Moroccan Lawyer
The Daily Brown
The Reverse Goldilocks
The Harry and Pepper
The Italian Chandelier
The Chili Dog Behind The Wheel
The Australian Shepherd
The Red Headed Chimp
The Fargo Driveway
The Stressed Out Farmer
The Chain Of Spiros
The Cleveland Clinic
The Stuttering Rooster
The Angry Groundhog
The Dutch Harbor
The Amway Global
The German Hibach
The Nairobi Town Hall Meeting
The Mud Oven
The Sleep Walking Romanian
The Methamphetamine Ring
The Dick Schaap
The Munchkin Coroner
The Great Pacific Trash Swirl
The Afghan Reporter
The Brown Trout
Grandpa's Finger
The Ukranian Orphanage
The Drunken Scooter Ride
The Asian Pee Hole
The Cross Dressing East Cleveland Mayor
The Mexican Midget
The Missouri Billionaire
The Illinois Bus Driver
The Venezuelan Shower
The 66 Yr Old Corny
The Short Nosed Fruit Bat
The Pumpkin Lobber
I Rear Ended A Farm Trailer
The Drunken Ewok
The Indian Soft Shelled Turtle
The Chinese Turbine
The Texas Florist
The Brazilian Blackout
The Rhode Island Governor
The Brown Pelican
The Russian Ka-Bob
The Polar Explorer
The Happy Jerry Springer
The Space Walking Astronaut
The Jong King Post
The Brazilian Wandering Spider
The Brown Sofa
The Ram Trio
The Polish Prankster
The Canadian Camel Toe
The Fist Sized Octopus
The Smoking Tweet
The Jewish Loophole
The Brazilian Judge
The Haitian Biscuit
The Screaming Nordigan
The Mormon Left Hander
The Haitian Sunset
The Asian Carp Summit
The Rip Torn Mugshot
The Sticky Gas Pedal
The Palin Brown Ticket
The Polar Express
The Haitian Evans
The Afghanistan Avalanche
The Trinity Node
The Log Mansion
The Australian Navy
The Canadian Cochburn
The Latvian Illusionist
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"The Brownback Office"
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"The Vicky Blazer"
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"The Brown Hogan"
 

Dave

KingDick
Staff member
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

I just changed the thread title to try to keep the porn search engines from indexing it.
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"The BK Stacker"
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"A Bloody Tiffany"
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"The Union Stronghold"
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"Burpin' up a Stacker"
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"Arkansas Chunky Salmonella"
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"Frozen Flying Retard"
 

iwccgrad

Funny Bone Doorman
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

They had another one a little while ago "Jewish Firehouse"
 

iwccgrad

Funny Bone Doorman
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

They just mentioned 2 we missed..."German Paraglider" & "Arkansas Chunky Salmonila"
 

KUfan_Donnie

Recovering Gambling Addict
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

"The Saudi Arabian (Hot) Wing"


(taken from Segment 3, 2/15; approx 12:30)
 

mike

Yadda Yadda !!!! Who asked ya ?????
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

good catch Donnie!:biggrin:
 

jpa

Special Members
Re: Yet Another Great Position Name

Sixty Dollar Pinot
 
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