Your Mom's Lover's List

viking80fan

One of the remaining few!
CML: "Hey, good morning. I've got a question for Doc Ed. Is he there? "

Tyler: "No."

CML: "Whow, I guess Craig's mom really rocked my world."
 

TNT_Tony

Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!
YML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Petey, you may have noticed I've been giving your mother a rest....Well that ended this morning."
 

viking80fan

One of the remaining few!
CML: "Hey, good morning. I just wanted to let Doc know that I do not have disease on my penis, but I am giving it to Craig's mom right now."

CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig. I'm sorry. It was a year's worth of material gone."

CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Tony. Your mom is alive, right? She doesn't seem to be moving too much right now."

CML: "Hey, Craig. Think of it this way. I'm still alive. Your other mom still alive and We're still together."
 

viking80fan

One of the remaining few!
CML: "Hey, good morning. Hey, Craig. Do you know what my pants and your mom have in common? They both have nice creases down the middle."
 

viking80fan

One of the remaining few!
CML: "Hey, good morning. I feel I do owe you an explanation. Yeah, I was recovering from a penis implant operation and had complications. Yeah, I implanted it in Craig's mom."
 
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